I'm a bat. @mightythesaurusrex - Tumblr Blog

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

#This is how work has been feeling lately #Like damn just give us time off and maybe a gift card if you care #Don't make us show up for a full shift just to suck your own dicks about it

bakersfield-row

wheredidalltheusersgo

shaddy-bee

aldersnap

@psychocute

evilnicegirl

every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

evilnicegirl

i do want to live like them like so bad

#Instead I get to wake up to new horrors every day

despazito

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

krambee

noonoo….

#I got some of these for my cat and he didn't like them #So now they're fidget toys for my students lmao #They actually love that they're playing with cat toys #Bunch of beautiful weirdos

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

scribe-cas

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from a good grade in tumblr mutual

bberetd

coughloop

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

fearthefuzzybear

darkshrimpemotions

If the right way is too hard, fuck it. Do it the wrong way.

Folding clothes keeps you from getting the laundry done? Stop folding clothes. Put a basket in your room and throw your unfolded clean stuff into it right out of the dryer, it's fine.

Rinsing dishes off keeps you from loading the dishwasher? Load them dirty and run it twice.

Chopping onions keeps you from making yourself dinner? Buy the freezer bags of chopped onions.

You forget to take your meds and don't want to get out of bed to get them? Start putting them next to the bed.

Can't keep up with the dishes? Get paper plates. Worried about environment impact? Order biodegradable ones online if your local store doesn't have one.

Make the task easier. Put things where you use them instead of where they "go." Eliminate the steps that keep you from finishing the task. Eliminate the task that is stressing you out.

Do it the "wrong" way. It's literally fine.

holefoodsmarket

my dream is to be as hot and insufferable as possible

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Half way there!

holefoodsmarket

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Crying over these lesbian cats

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who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

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okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

dailypattondoodles

Oh.

OH

lurlur

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

saintsatellite-deactivated20240

"don't worry about how other people perceive you" okay but like how they treat me is frequently determined by how they perceive me and I would prefer people be niceys to me

jestinhell

just think tumblr should see this error message i just got

markadoo

I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.