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Levi: Eren when I said bring back something from the beach I meant like a seashell.

Eren holding a seagull: Well you didn't fucking say that!!!!

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Eren: I bet my tongues is stronger then yours. Wanna find out?

Levi: Sure, but don’t whine when I win.

Eren: Wait really.

Levi: Hurry up before I change my mind.

Eren: Hell yeah

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Levi: *grabs Erens arm and starts running* Date me, there’s no time to explain.

Eren: *blushing madly* W-what, I mean o-okay

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Levi: *hits toe on table* Ah shit, fuck me!

Eren which just want from the other side of the wall: As you wish sir!

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Levi: I feel like doing something stupid today.

Eren: I'm stupid do me.

Levi: Ah

Eren: I said that out loud. Didn't I

Levi: Yeah but I'm not against it. *Pick up Eren* To the bedroom we go.

Eren: *Unholy scream*

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Levi: That's kinda sad.

Eren: What?

Levi: How Erwin flirts with Armin but Armin is to dense to notice.

Eren wearing and shirt with 'Please date ME Levi* written on it: Yeah totally!

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Eren: It's really muggy outside today

Levi: I swear if I got outside and all our mugs are out there I'm going to kill you.

Eren: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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Levi: Doing his usual round cheacks. *Stops when he sees Eren*

Eren: *Smiling, turns to face Levi* Oh, hey Heichou!

Levi: *que nosebleed* Dammit!

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Eren: *writing a to do list* Kiss one boy one time.

*looks up and See's Levi smiling.*

Eren: Kiss one boy more then a million times

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Todoroki clearly drunk pointing at Midoriya: That's my boyfriend suckers.

Midoriya holding up his hand to show his engagement ring smiling : Husband Shoto.

Todoroki: Husband? Even fucking better!

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Todoroki:This is Midoriya my Ex-boyfriend

Midoriya: I told you to stop calling me that. I'm his husband.

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Todoroki and Midoriya on a call

Todoroki: Babe come over.

Midoriya: I can't. I'm hiding a body.

Todoroki: My dad isn't home.

Midoriya: I know.

Deku and Baku squad in the background: Take that you stupid piece of shit. How do you like being pushed to the ground?!?!?!?!

Todoroki: Izuku please tell me your not doing what I think your doing.

Midoriya: No Kacchan don't hit him with the shovel dig a hole! Kirishima control your boyfriend! Iida help Tsuyu and Uraraka left that heavy asshole. Anyway babe I gotta go we can go out and eat later. Bye, love you.

Todoroki: Izu no.

Midoriya: Izu yes. This what you get for touching my boyfriends beautiful face fucker. *Hangs up the phone*

Todoroki: Fuck *gets up and runs to he door.*

Fuyumi: Where are you going?

Todoroki: If I'm able to control myself I'm going to go stop a murder. If not, I'm going to go help kill our father I should be back later, bye, and love you. *Sprints out the door*

Fuyumi: *shaking her head sighing* Oh god.

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Uraraka and Midoriya sparing

Uraraka: Hey Todoroki

Midoriya: Ah... Shoto's not here Uraraka-san.

Todoroki *Jumps down from the tree he was watching Midoriya in*: Hi

Midoriya: *unholy scream*

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Momo: Todoroki I feel like you change up when your around Midoriya.

Todoroki: I have no fucking clue what your talking about you lesbian.

Momo: See. I mean I treat my girlfriend special but you don't have to be mean to us.

Todoroki: Im not mean I'm just talking like I normally talk to people who I'm comfortable with.

Midoriya walking into the room: Hey guys I was just wondering if you wanted to go catch a movie with me and the others later tonight.

Todoroki: Of course baby boy when should I pick you up do you want me to bring blankets or maybe some snacks.

Midoriya: No it's fine Shoto

Momo: Can I get a ride to?

Todoroki: Ask you girlfriend you lesbian she's there for a reason.

Momo: I rest my case.

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Midoriya: Todoroki I love you!

Todoroki: *Here's your chance tell him how you feel* I love you to bro no homo though cause that would be weird. Haha

Midoriya: Oh, yeah u guess your right *pouts*

Todoroki's mind: Our father who arth in heaven please kill me now.

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Todoroki: Alright you've got this. Just do what you practiced. *Walks up to midoriya*

Midoriya: Oh hey Todoroki-kun

Todoroki: Y-y-youve got eyes! *Naruto runs away*

Midoriya now a blushing mess: Oh my god I wanna fuck him.

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Todoroki: it must be tiring being the cutest person in the world.

Midoriya: Then you must be exhausted.

Todoroki: Did you just- Oh my gosh I love you so much. *Hugs Midoriya*