Jan 29
How funny are the genes work
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How funny are the genes work
Will we ever find out what Elion’s message says?
Um....well. It's more like you find out what it doesn't say. Ha ha.
The message is addressed in the next episode though!
bro why is my dad the most backwards person
my dad during Easter: why aren’t you wearing a dress this year? why did you cut your hair I miss it when it was long!! Trans people don’t exist. They them pronouns are stupid.
me: a trans femboy who isn’t out to my dad
also my dad yesterday: nooo you can’t wear a skirt it’s not appropriate!
Me: dad it’s past my finger tips. I just got this skirt last week!
dad: no you have to wear the uniform.
me: my shirt is my uniform.
dad: well you are doing outdoor activities. Shorts are better.
me: it’s 65 degrees out and I like this skirt. It’s hot out.
dad: nooooo go put shorts on bc I told you to!
yeah I wore the skirt. It had dress shorts. My only pair of shorts is shorter than the skirt. He’s throwing a tantrum for NOTHING
Me and my dad
Dad sprained his ankle this afternoon and now I have to do ALL the laundry duties.
Todoroki and Midoriya on a call
Todoroki: Babe come over.
Midoriya: I can't. I'm hiding a body.
Todoroki: My dad isn't home.
Midoriya: I know.
Deku and Baku squad in the background: Take that you stupid piece of shit. How do you like being pushed to the ground?!?!?!?!
Todoroki: Izuku please tell me your not doing what I think your doing.
Midoriya: No Kacchan don't hit him with the shovel dig a hole! Kirishima control your boyfriend! Iida help Tsuyu and Uraraka left that heavy asshole. Anyway babe I gotta go we can go out and eat later. Bye, love you.
Todoroki: Izu no.
Midoriya: Izu yes. This what you get for touching my boyfriends beautiful face fucker. *Hangs up the phone*
Todoroki: Fuck *gets up and runs to he door.*
Fuyumi: Where are you going?
Todoroki: If I'm able to control myself I'm going to go stop a murder. If not, I'm going to go help kill our father I should be back later, bye, and love you. *Sprints out the door*
Fuyumi: *shaking her head sighing* Oh god.
me playing earthbound n passing out to the chill music
me when dad calls and interrupts the song
oh my fucking god so my parents are fighting again like it’s 2014 all over again just shut up