* DEALER / HITMAN

indie breaking bad / better call saul oc written by megamind

[heisenbergchronicles]

Better Call Mike by Kgullholmen in Leipzig, Germany

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96 of ∞ pictures that prove that Adam Levine  is hot af

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Twitter header I made myself

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Friends who get into trouble sentence starters

“I called someone to bail us out last time. It’s your turn.”

“We probably shouldn’t do this.”

“See you say it’ll be fine? But, something tells me it won’t be.”

“Okay, but they are gonna be so pissed when they see what we did to this place.”

“We probably shouldn’t have tried to surf on the mattress down the stairs..”

“I can’t believe we just prank called him/her. What are we like twelve?”

“Let’s just tell them that the dog did it.”

“I’m picking the lock. But, I just realized that I’m not a detective and this is a hair pin I found in my glovebox.”

“Do you think that alarm means that we’re caught?”

“I’ll fill the bucket with water and you distract him/her while I dump it on their head.”

“This is exactly what we need–a  night out. Let’s go crazy!!”

“Honestly, I think the car looks better after we crashed it.”

“I rang this guy/girls doorbell and ran away really fast??? And they found me.”

“Why is there a giant teddy bear wearing lingerie in my bath tub?”

“Oh my god, why is there an unconscious man/woman on the floor?!”

“We were supposed to be cooking. But, it looks like a murder occurred in here.”

“We broke the window. I think someone is going to notice.”

“I can’t believe we’re trying to climb through a window to get back a pair of your panties/underwear.”

“Shh, they’ll hear us. This is a terrible idea. You are lucky I love you.”

“That cop did not find it as funny as we did.”

“I told you not to hum the law and order theme song while we were being given a speeding ticket!!”

[reinasof]

ur full of yourself tbh

you would be too if you were beautiful and interesting

[glamrpmemes]

★*ﾟ‘ﾟ･Reputation (2017)

lyric starters from taylor swifts 2017 album reputation  

❝ Knew he was a killer  ❞ ❝ In the middle of the night, in my dreams you should see the things we do, baby ❞ ❝ You and me, we got big reputations ❞ ❝ You and me would be a big conversation ❞ ❝ You like the bad ones, too ❞ ❝ I’m a call away whenever you need me ❞ ❝ I don’t wanna touch you ❞ ❝ I don’t wanna miss you ❞ ❝ I don’t wanna hurt you ❞ ❝ I’ve made mistakes and made some choices, that’s hard to deny ❞ ❝ I bury hatchets, but I keep maps of where I put ‘em ❞ ❝ Reputation precedes me, they told you I’m crazy ❞ ❝ I swear I don’t love the drama, it loves me ❞ ❝ I never trust a narcissist ❞ ❝ And I make it look oh-so-easy ❞ ❝ This is how the world works ❞ ❝ I don’t regret it one bit, ‘cause he had it coming ❞ ❝ They say I did something bad. But why’s it feel so good? ❞ ❝ I never trust a playboy, but they love me ❞ ❝ And if he spends my change, then he had it comin’ ❞ ❝ You gotta leave before you get left ❞ ❝ I got some big enemies ❞ ❝ Don’t blame me, love made me crazy ❞ ❝ This ain’t for the best ❞ ❝ We can’t make any promises now, can we, babe? ❞ ❝ Just think of the fun things we could do ❞ ❝ My reputation’s never been worse ❞ ❝ Sometimes I wonder when you sleep are you ever dreaming of me? ❞ ❝ Is it too soon to do this yet? ❞ ❝ The world moves on, another day, another drama. But not for me, all I think about is karma ❞ ❝ I don’t trust nobody and nobody trusts me ❞ ❝ But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time ❞ ❝ I’ve got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined ❞ ❝ You should take it as a compliment that I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk ❞ ❝ I got a boyfriend, he’s older than us ❞ ❝ I hate you so much ❞ ❝ You’re so gorgeous ❞ ❝ You should take it as a compliment that I’m talking to everyone here but you ❞ ❝ There’s nothing I hate more than what I can’t have ❞ ❝ Guess I’ll just stumble on home to my cats ❞ ❝ But I didn’t mean it ❞ ❝ It’s no surprise I turned you in, ‘cause us traitors never win ❞ ❝ I was dyin’ in a getaway car ❞ ❝ I’m perfectly fine, I live on my own ❞ ❝ I made up my mind, I’m better off being alone ❞ ❝ Say you fancy me, not fancy stuff ❞ ❝ I could’ve spent forever with your hands in my pockets ❞ ❝ I don’t want you like a best friend ❞ ❝ Only bought this dress so you could take it off ❞ ❝ Even in my worst times, you could see the best of me ❞ ❝ So why’d you have to rain on my parade? ❞ ❝ This is why we can’t have nice things, darling ❞ ❝ There I was giving you a second chance but then you stabbed me in the back ❞ ❝ Friends don’t try to trick you ❞ ❝ This is why we can’t have nice things, darling, because you break them. I had to take them away ❞ ❝ Did you think I wouldn’t hear all the things you said about me? ❞ ❝ I brought a knife to a gunfight ❞ ❝ I’m doing better than I ever was ❞ ❝ At least I did one thing right ❞ ❝ You don’t need to save me, but would you run away with me? ❞ ❝ Please don’t ever become a stranger ❞

[the-composer]

❤ ▬▬ emotional starters to kick you in the feelings.

“What am I to you?” “If you could be with me, would you?” “Do you still think about (___)?” ”Do you want to be something more?” “I need to tell you how I feel.” “I miss how we used to be.” “Is it okay to say that I’m jealous?” “I’m so sorry I’m jealous… It’s such an ugly feeling.” ”I can’t help the way I feel.” ”They all want you, but they don’t even know you.” ”Is it okay to want you for myself?” “You’re mine. I don’t want to share.” “I want to be the only one for you.” “It’s you. You’re it. You’re the one I want.” “If you want me, you can have me.” “You can have others, but I will be your priority.” “Let’s talk about what you want.” “Let’s talk about what I want.” “I’ll wait for you. I’ll wait until you’re ready.” “You’re my friend. You didn’t know that?” ”I don’t think I know how to love…” ”Can I trust you?” “I forgive you.” “I only play around because I don’t have you.” “Name it. I’d give it up for you.” “You play so hard to get. Will I ever catch you?” “How can I get you to like me?” “Is there some secret to winning your love?” “Are you available?” “Are you afraid of commitment?” “If I agreed to be exclusive with you, would you do the same?” “Do you feel anything?” ”Why are you pushing me away?” ”The instant you start to feel something, you turn tail and run.” ”He/she/they love you, you know…” ”Don’t. I’m not good for you. Don’t even think about falling for me.” ”I will hurt you. That’s just a fact.” “You’re so wild that I want to be the one to tame you.” ”If you love them, then I want to as well.” “Your heart is safe with me.” ”You’re the type who wants to have your cake and eat it, too.” ”You’ve got me wrapped around your finger.” ”I’ve missed you so much.” ”Your happiness comes before mine.” ”I don’t mind sharing, as long as I’m with you.” “I am so sorry for hurting you.” “Can we start over?”

[tears-dry]

[miisterbluesky]

"hey, you must have morphine, right?"

@hackerbcrn

“I’ve got anything you want, my man. If morphine’s your thing, then I’ve got it for you.”

[miisterbluesky]

A little trouble only makes for a good time.

ind. priv. sel. breaking bad/better call saul oc. written by megamind

PSD/Template cred.

[goxinsanearchived]

{ @miisterbluesky x }

“I need to pick up Delilah.  And you’re in my fucking way to get to my car,” Nicole huffed. Continuing on walking in the direction of her broken-down, shitty vehicle, the girl was not pleased for him coming to her work and making her furious all of a sudden. Hearing that he loved her, and their kid? Ha. That was a joke, right? “Why should I?” her knuckles turned white as she held the strap of her bag across her shoulder. Fury crossed her features, her blood beginning to boil. “Fucking telling me why I should. Huh? You don’t love me, or else you would’ve stopped the shit you’re doing, Derrick.” 

[miisterbluesky]

Following her probably wasn’t the best idea, but he did so, anyway. He was far too persistent for his own good. “I do love you! I’m tellin’ you, man, I can’t just drop my job. It’s not McDonalds or some shit.” If he could leave it all behind without repercussions, he would. It would just follow him, though. Clients would get angry. He would be putting them in an even more dangerous position than he already had. “Just... just let me come with you. I just wanna say hi to her. Look, I even brought her something.” Derrick fished into the pocket of his jacket, pulling out a small, plush cat. “Isn’t it cute? I saw it and I thought she’d love it.”

[miisterbluesky]

I'll take one of everything you got, including you.

“Wow, I didn’t even know I was for sale. I gotta check my sale menu before I open up shop next time. I guess I can’t turn down a customer, though. That would be bad customer service, or whatever.”

[miisterbluesky]

I want a plot like Mr. Right tbh

[miisterbluesky]

I’m making new icons, so have this gem while I go do that.

[miisterbluesky]

"You're in my way." (from Nicole)

@goxinsane

“How am I in the way?” Derrick knew why. Nicole doesn’t want to see him, she made that painfully clear to him before. “I just want to see her. I know that’s the opposite of what you want, but you gotta see how hard it is for me. I love you. I love Delilah. Not being able to see you guys is killin’ me inside. Please just... let me come see her.”

[miisterbluesky]

Can you hook me up with that good shit?

“’Course I can. You bring the cash, I bring the goods, my man.”

[miisterbluesky]

yall mind if i... bring my son back