“I’ve been watching way too much Cupcake Wars on Netflix lately. It’s taking all of my willpower to not go buy a dozen cupcakes from the bakery right now. Quick, convince me it’s a bad idea.”
“You have come to the wrong person, you poor fool. I will convince you to do anything and everything. You buy those cupcakes or I’ll do it for you. You can never have too many cupcakes.”












