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Resident vampire fucker. No TERFs or racists allowed here. Twilight, Moonlight (CBS), WWDITS, vampire thirst posts.

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I can’t believe there are people out here who hear “Midnight Sun” and don’t immediately think “thats the Twilight book from Edward’s POV”

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Is this a safe space to admit I’m a slime lover and have another called La Push Beach coming in

From PilotSlime

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I WAS STERILIZED A WEEK AGO I AM, unfortunately for my haters, ALIVE AND DOING AS WELL AS I CAN!!

I have been freed from a decade of PMDD and PCOS and in their place gained POTs and possible diabetes but luckily I am on a GLP1 (STOP BOOING AND THROWING TOMATOES ITS BECAUSE I ACTUALLY NEED IT NOT JUST TO LOSE A QUICK 30LBS) and monitoring my blood sugar. The possible diabetes is from the untreated PCOS but hey, I aint got those CYST FILLED MOTHER FUCKERS anymore so once I’m cleared for exorcise I will be running like a twilight vampire in the woods.

Thats 7 weeks from now tho so send me vampire and lesbian (BOTH PREFERRED) book recs because I am using my recovery time to read books

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Reblogging with the books on my Recovery Read list for anyone interested:

Currently reading:

I do apologize for no summary, I’m a filthy dust protector hater and have yeeted the one on this book while I’m reading it. Fantastic book so far tho, romantasy that deals with death and grief and VERY TRAUMATIZING THEMES but worth it for me. Have watched the tiktok skit series this book was based on and the author is local to me!

Next:

Found this bc I am a fan of the artist and love fairies

Next:

This is a 5 book saga by ONE OF MY COOL FRIENDS and I have waited years to read it. But since it’s 5 books long I want to get a couple others out of the way first. Beth did the art on these covers and if you like them, these covers are on sale on her website but she does have new versions if you don’t. Also there’s a section in the back with every character’s name and how to pronounce them because thank GAWD

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Every lesbian book rec feeds my power thank u all and

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I WAS STERILIZED A WEEK AGO I AM, unfortunately for my haters, ALIVE AND DOING AS WELL AS I CAN!!

I have been freed from a decade of PMDD and PCOS and in their place gained POTs and possible diabetes but luckily I am on a GLP1 (STOP BOOING AND THROWING TOMATOES ITS BECAUSE I ACTUALLY NEED IT NOT JUST TO LOSE A QUICK 30LBS) and monitoring my blood sugar. The possible diabetes is from the untreated PCOS but hey, I aint got those CYST FILLED MOTHER FUCKERS anymore so once I’m cleared for exorcise I will be running like a twilight vampire in the woods.

Thats 7 weeks from now tho so send me vampire and lesbian (BOTH PREFERRED) book recs because I am using my recovery time to read books

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HAPPY EVICTION DAY TO MY UTERUS, CERVIX, FALLOPIAN TUBES, AND BOTH OVARIES!!!!!! FUCK YOU ALL FOR RUINING MY LIFE FOR 19 YEARS OF IT!!! PMDD AND PCOS GET WRECKED!!!

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From my main account but HUZZAH!! I am going to check in! See y’all on the other side!!!

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"vampires will never hurt you" please don't say that

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Saw this screenshot on Instagram, had to come find you in your natural habitat. Thats the exact kind of energy we need.

LMAOOOO i abandoned this blog but like how pop punk is a recession indicator, i am back on this website. Thank you for this lol

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Absolutely none of you go here but I have nowhere else to post this horrible edit I made last night but anyway

It’s Miss Suriel!!! Here to spill her tea!! Art by: madschofield

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is it just me or

same energy

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@morelike-bi-light u know what ur right

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What the unholy fuck is this. How could you make the icon ugly. Change it back

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Hello gays I did my hair entirely myself and its UV reactive

I did bleach the top of my hair, then toned it (poorly lol), and for the color I mixed Manic Panic’s Wildfire and Electric Pink Pussycat. 10/10 will mix those colors again

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happy birthday! I always send this to my friends on their birthday to start the day off right—I hope it makes you smile

Oh my god this is beautiful thank you SO much sorry I’m posting it late! I had a fucking ketamine infusion yesterday and then was on a discord call with my friends until i passed out so 10/10 good day!

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Happy birthday! sorry it's been a rough one so far

Thank you! It’s turned around because my friends are wonderful im so thankful for them!!

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First a wolf spider crawls all over the diorama I’m actively working on, and then my grandma misgenders me first thing this morning, and now Cats: Memory comes on shuffle. I’m being hatecrimed on my own birthday.

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In true leo fashion i must announce that its my birthday so i can get attention like a whore

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Happy birth! As a leo who just had their birthday, congrats :)

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Happy belated to you too friend!!!

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In true leo fashion i must announce that its my birthday so i can get attention like a whore