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if shitposts were a skype group, we’d probably be it

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sleep doesn’t happen till 8am

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pop corn, or ‘porn’ as some call it

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swiggity swow how art thou?

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then ovcourse i turned it into a meme

Mike

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I would fuck a live hives of bees

Mike

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"i learned how to snap my middle finger with my big toe"

Mike

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Kixx: An AU where we went to High school together

Mike: [To the toon of "Sk8r boi] He was a jock. He was a nerd. Can I make it any more obvious?

Mike: He played the sports. he watch anime. What more can I say?

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"...so in perspective, the hand of the doctor that touched my 12 year old nuts is the same the grabbed the boob of pre-famous Lindsay Lohan"

Mike

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if jelly doughnuts dont have hole then how do they get jelly timbits?

Mike

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Time sent: 4:21:27 PM

Mike: four twent- fuck

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[9:38:51 PM] Ike: We might need Rhodey's guns too if things get hot

[9:40:57 PM] Mike: and some dildos too

[9:41:05 PM] Mike: incase things get really hot

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MOTIVATION UP THE ASS

Mike

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[11:34:46 PM] Kixx: competitive fisting

[11:34:56 PM] Mike: on ESPN 12

[11:35:16 PM] Mike: WWCF

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I sneezed and it gave me energy

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You can't spell happiness without the word 'Penis' ... Wait... You can't say happiness without the word 'Penis.'

Mike

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Mike is not responsible for any consequences for having sex with a jar of jelly

Mike