head empty only b(l)aseball

megan/oswin. she/it/any. WA. resident space bi. just a sports blog now sorry. a b(l)aseball where brain should be. the seattle mariners are the blorbos from my shows. you cannot misgender me in a way that matters. currently watching: 911, mariners baseball currently playing: 13 sentinels: aegis rim

[miketownsends]

09.15.24 | SEA vs TEX | George Kirby watches from the Mariners dugout after pitching 7 scoreless innings

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[scorebug]

“but he was loved here”

[uglyfruit]

my tumblr archive is sooo important to me. like that’s my whole life

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[beingharsh]

let men be friends who just jerk each other off occasionally and maybe exchange blowies and they're lowkey mortified of the whole ordeal but they can't stop. they won't stop

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[miketownsends]

i got this sleeveless hooded sweatshirt from the team store on the way out of the game today and it was more money than i should’ve spent but im so comfy now

[bigdumpertrucking]

Colt Emerson delivers walkoff hit to beat Twins after Mariners blow big lead

August 2nd, 2026 T-Mobile Park - Seattle, WA 📸 Lindsey Wasson

[miketownsends]

[wizardarchetypes]

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

[wizardarchetypes]

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

[wizardarchetypes]

the problem is i love to riff with people so it got deeply deeply weird for about 3 and a half minutes before we finally agreed on the price.

[miketownsends]

ohhhhhhh i’m so 🥹🥺

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[antique-scarecrow]

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

[nanarchy]

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

[antique-scarecrow]

worst possible response thanks so much

[miketownsends]

normal gameday texts with my husband

[miketownsends]

took a bunch of pictures of George Kirby today just in case

[based--ball]

this sounds dangerously close to a kidnapping?

[miketownsends]

i can’t believe the Mariners overcame their second base curse only to have it spread to the rest of the team 💔