My life

whats up tumblr??? Im Mike, and this is my page. I'm 22 year old New Yorker who's a father and currently serving in the U.S. Army. This page will be full of military stuff, cute stuff, amazing stuff, random stuff and sometimes my rants. Enjoy?

[mikewizowski]

Nice move tumblr

When Tumblr comes out with this whole “likes section” where everyone can see your likes. Nice move tumblr, but no ones seeing my porn stash. That’s a low blow, trying to play me like that. Smh

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This guy...

I swear, nothing pisses me off than people try to cram their views down people throats. So my cousin posted a rather insulting article about why having a kid is a bad thing. This researcher chick (also a dumbass) talks about how people in Germany are more depressed having a first born rather than people with no kids going through a divorce or a death of a loved one. FUCK NO. I’m sorry. And he then posted “yes having a kid is really bad, live the dream people!” This mother effer. My bad, forgot that your ass hasn’t realized not everyone shares the same views as you. My “dream”? Is my daughter. She is my life, but until you have a child, you won’t have the memories of shedding a tear when they’re born, see their first smile and get that holy shit moment running through your heart. When you cry when you hear “dada” (or mama if your a mother) and they grab your finger with their whole hand. you’ll never understand till you have one. And I swear to god, if someone tells me having a kid is bad, I’ll beat their ass(or probably curse them out) but lord, keep your arms around me and your hand over my mouth because I’m about to go ape shit on my cousin.

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Me drinking chocolate milkshake: lol screw this if i am going to gain weight so be it i am treating myself and it tastes delicious so fuck it

Me drinking green tea: i am the epitome of health my body is a temple i am cleansed of all impurities and are one with mother nature

[darnni]

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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Don’t get mad. Don’t get even. Do better. Much better. Rise above. Become so engulfed in your own success that you forget it ever happened.

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

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Memorial day

Today is not my day. It's the day for those who can't be here. Because of their sacrifice, they've made this world better both the civilian and military world. Wether it be how we use our equipment, what faults are In our equipment, how we do things in the military or what it was they did that saved countless lives. Every death sucks but there's always good that comes from it. Sometimes you wish that good was that they still walk the earth with you, but it's because of them that I'm still here and my friends to the left and right are still here. I'll miss all my friends and people that I've walked with that are gone, but I'll never forget them nor that their deaths have made my job safer and this world safer.

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Hurry up and wait...loving the army right now -.-

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Go fund me.

I'm sorry, you're 22 and want to travel to Europe, so you're asking people to help fund you so you can better yourself and see Europe. Yeah...no. It'd be different if it was like "I want help to fund this trip so I can go save kids in Africa" or something, not because you can't afford the air fair or trying to lighten the load of your air fair. You're a big kid, go fund yourself. If your job can't pay for the things you want to do extra in life, then traveling to Europe should be your aspiration to get that better job. You shouldn't have to ask people that's not in your family tree to pay for your trip. But in the end I do hope this dude gets to go to Europe, because I mean it's a cool place to see, but don't expect everyone else to pitch in on a trip that they're not going on.

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You know you're in the army when you're in your 20's but feel like your 40-50 and your hair is getting more grey by the day.

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It's crazy going from one unit that uses curse words like they're actual words that are suppose to be said in sentences, to my new unit that strongly discourages cursing. This is hard...

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What happened

Tumblr use to be a great place to vent and escape, now I don't see anyone posting how they feel, unless it has a trillion reblogs, it's all pictures, it's like the less advanced face book.

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The United States Flag

Does not fucking represent how our government is performing. It represent over 200 years of blood sweat and tears of people who have fought for this country, fought to change this country, and fought to make this country what it is today. It is a symbol of what America is, the land of the free. It's sad to see that people who come from different parts of the world see how blessed it is here, but our own people can't be happy. But that's what happens when you get use to your life style, you get bored and you want more. That's why coming into america from say, Mexico, you're use to fearing from cartels, but Americans, we're use to being free. And it'll never be enough because no one has had to live through a civil war like place. Long story short, don't fuck with my flag. If you hate america, go move somewhere else because we don't want you here.

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Yup, welcome to Alaska, where bears just chill outside where you work(they just got done with playing in the PT pit) next I'm determined to see a grizzly.

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My little kiddo trying to be a big girl.

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Sleeper cells

It's crazy how everyone thinks this is the first time it's every been done. Like other super powers don't have people set up to fuck shit up of need be. We are and always will be a target with how involved in the world we are. And groups like ISIS will always be a threat because f their disregard of civilian casualties, they don't have a country they need to protect, they only act in the interest of their own personal agenda. They work off fear and that's how they gain power. So stop feeding them the fear they're hungry for. 9/11 happened but we let Al Qaeda know we aren't messing around and we recovered and we fucked their world up. It's the same story just a different antagonist. Now these guys wanna play ball? They want to up the anti? Cool, we will show them just like we showed everyone else.