We talk about Bruno⊠a lot For those of you that donât know, we rescued a horse back in March. Did you knowâŠHorses regularly get shipped for slaughter. Horsey flesh is considered a delicacy in Asia. Or so they say⊠Iâm pretty sure it is a bullshit story they use to get people to buy horses. It works. We went from slightly interested in getting a horse to wanting to adopt 100s in seconds. Even if the story is BS, his life still sucked in Mississippi. He came to us skinny and stressed out like a crystal meth tweaker in a mirror maze. (Whew, we all need a Xanax after reading that) Heâs a really good boy now. Bruno follows Ava around like a puppy. In case you're wondering, I have this parenting-a-teenage-daughter thing down. If I get around to writing a book it will be titled âBuy Her The F***ing Horseâ. (Ava does pay half BTW) Now, I know what you're thinking because I was thinking the same thing. Horses are expensive. Yes, they are. Horses require lots of time. Ding. Ding. Horses never stop eating⊠Like us all during lockdown. But hereâs what you might not consider. Horses are not boys. Instead of Ava chasing boys around with shorts up her a$$⊠She spends all her spare time with me at the barn. I am pretty sure Bruno is on to my scheme, though. I can see it in his eyes and the way he shakes that massive head. If he could talk heâd tell me âI am taking your daughter, your money and youâre going to like it.â Then heâd say âMy d*ck is bigger than yours tooâ He knows he has her heart and I don't. Bruno has clearly won⊠and Ava is missing him dearly. We talk about Bruno ALL.THE.TIME. on her all expenses paid trip to Europe and Egypt. https://www.instagram.com/p/CiDtnsHrnIz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=












