Mikiwagnr

New York

[animatedtext]

[mona-l1sa]

[moocyst]

[covetter]

“Lets make out about it” is my new approach to conflict resolution.

[sandmandaddy69]

[wojit]

Gotta say, never unfollowing all those long abandoned Tumblr accounts is really suddenly starting to pay off.

[happyheidi]

Van Gogh details

[pato-rengo]

[toastbutteregg]

this sounds like me so much it terrifies me when people offer to pay for anything and it makes me feel like allowing them to pay will make me indebted to them

[synth-mage]

Best use of marketing at my school

[playtokens]

[tinybed]

bastard

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

he’s just a baby please

[tinybed]

baby bastard more like

[hoziersgirlfiend]

its he..

[tinybed]

more bastardous than ever….

[itsoktobegay101-blog]

[matthewjohnsons]

you can’t be a gay icon if you leave your shopping cart in the middle of the fucking parking lot

[love]

[mihgyu]

men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

[r-efracted]

lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath

[ehunk]

or when they write me a check for $100,000

[bottlesbreaking]

SO TODAY I REALIZED THAT WHEN YOU GOOGLE SEARCHED “DOLPHINS IN TUXEDOS” NOTHING COMES UP SO I DECIDED TO PHOTOSHOP IT

AFTER PHOTOSHOPPING THE FIRST DOLPHIN, I DECIDED TO MAKE HIM A BRIDE, YOU KNOW, JUST BECAuSE

THEN I REALIZED THAT I DIDN’T REMEMBER WHAT HAND THE WEDDING RING WENT ON SO I DECIDED TO TEXT MY MOM AND

I COULD HEAR HER LAUGHING FROM MY ROOM

BUT THE N

I’MM CRYING

[ampervadasz]

[apimeleki]

i feel for her i really do… but if this wasnt me pranking my lil brother

[fuocogo]

Her trust and youthful wonder: gone

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

She’s so cute