✰Mɪʟᴏ/Lɪɴᴋ/Nɪᴄᴋ✍︎

i post for fun and the giggles 🕺 gay fueled imbecil 🏳️‍⚧️

[mil0af]

Guys literally what is this world

Can you imagine how many problems would be solved if this massive ball in space was a scoop of icecream and every continent, every country, would be a unique sprinkle serving as a topping

The world is being fucked over, might as well make it creative

[mil0af]

Anyone else get these intense 3 to 4 week phases of either feeling incredibly lonely or incredibly loved and seen by all of your friends?

Like I was feeling incredibly positive just a few weeks ago, feeling so loved by friends, and now I'm spiraling back into feeling the loneliest I could ever feel. That probably won't leave for another 3 weeks or so

It's so #silly

Someone stop this

[mil0af]

Hello hello! May I have your attention puh-lease!

I got a recommendation for you, my great massive giant..

Audience. Which I have. 3 people is massive.

Anyway,

Do you want to watch a silly streamer who plays good games and hangs out with his loving community?? I bet you do!

I introduce to you, MikeyScamp, aka Mike Lebeau!

You might recognise this Mike Lebeau, as he is the VA of Tim Stoker in the Magnus Archives! He voices in various other podcasts, he's cool like that. Go check it out, this man is a VA legend!

Mike has played various games like Powerwash Sim 2 (with the community), the Sims, Inscryption, Fran Bow, Undertale, various horror games during Horror Jail which I'll elaborate in a second, DokiDoki Literature Club, Date Everything, retro games, Brotato, Celeste, the list goes on!

Horror Jail is an annual Halloween tradition in which the community puts Mike in "horror jail" for the whole month of October. He'll play any horror game he's found or has been recommended to, and we watch in enjoyment how he suffers through the gameplay! /silly (don't worry he's okay)

Mike also does chill just chatting streams in which he's even more interactive with chat than he already is! We helped him build (and deepthroat--) his Christmas tree for example!

Finally, the community he's built is magical to be apart of. Everyone is so lovely and I've truly made so many new friends 🥹 Mike and his community are incredibly loving, open and accepting of whoever you are, whatever you identify yourself as, and it matters not where you come from. We're built up of people from all over the world!!

So if you are in the mood for some good British beans on toast, check out MikeyScamp on Youtube!

Come hang out with us on Tuesdays and Sundays at 7pm GMT !

We've also got a Discord server you can join, just keep your peeps peepled for when we drop the link in chat :)

[mil0af]

I never realised it but,

I go to university because I wanted to

I study because I wanted to

Not because I have to, hell, I could quit right here and now if I wanted to, but I don't

I have a tendency to feel like school is an obligation. After graduating high school, a place where school really does feel like an obligation, I faced university with the same mentality as high school

I mean, I still chose this study because I like it the most, but I'm way more focused on getting assignments and projects done because they have to be,

and I forget that I should instead focus on what I'm actually doing in those assignments and projects, and what I'm learning

Like all students, my days are packed with stuff to do, to plan and to organise for school. As a neurodivergent individual, who gets easily stressed and overwhelmed regarding school, I quickly lose sight on why I'm doing things.

Now that I think about it, it makes me sad.

I spent all these past months, this past school year, worrying my ass off whether or not I was gonna pass the subjects, or even pass the year.

Will I make this deadline? Will I get a good grade? Will I this, will I that.

Not a single thought went out to "wow, this is interesting! I'm enjoying what I'm working on right now, and I would like to learn more!"

It's frustrating too, because I don't know whether it's my own fault completely or if it's also partially thanks to the school's system.

I don't know how to change it, because I know I won't stop being a worry wart, and I won't stop trying to be the best and get the best grades.

It's always just "god, I wish I was home right now" or "man I really want to go home, I'm tired." Always wishing the day would pass by.

I can never tell whether that is a common thought, or a sign that this study isn't right for me.

I think I need a talk with my therapist

[mil0af]

PLOT TWIST

They're all forcing AI onto people through electronic devices, just to lure younger generations into stopping their obsessions with social media! Genius! I'm all for it.

Where's the burning pile?

[mil0af]

I'm going to see my grandma for the last time today. This is getting rough yall haha

[mil0af]

I am wearing space socks hehe

[mil0af]

Human Head Accessory List:

- Glasses

- Pair of Headphones ⚠️

⚠️[ HHAL Encountered an ERROR ]⚠️*

* <Pair of Headphones>.exe -> causing excess pressure to <Human Head> **

** Human Head currently suffering effects of <HYDRAULIC PRESSURE>

-> <Human Head> [ UNEQUIPS ] <Pair of Headphones>

Human Head Requirements List:

- glasses [ EQUIPPED ]

- headphones [ UNEQUIPPED ]

<Human Head> wishes to [ EQUIP ] <Pair of Headphones>⚠️

⚠️[ HHAL Encountered an ERROR ]⚠️*

*Unable to equip <Pair of Headphones> due to exposure to [ HYDRAULIC PRESSURE ]**

** [ HYDRAULIC PRESSURE ] : Imaginary Scenario of <Human Head> placed in <Hydraulic Press> causing [ PAIN TO BRAIN ]

⚠️[ HHID* Encountered an ERROR ]⚠️

* Human Head Interior Design

* <Human Head> requires [ NOISE CANCELLING ] provided by <Pair of Headphones>⚠️

⚠️[ HHAL Encountered an ERROR ]⚠️

*Unable to equip <Pair of Headpho...

And so the story repeats itself...

Over, and over, and over.

[mil0af]

WHEN I TELL YOU I'M AT WAR WITH THESE FRUITY ASS FLIES IN MY CALATHEA

I MEAN I AM AT FUCKING NUCLEAR LEVEL WAR WITH FRUITY FUCKING FUCKASS FLIES

I'M TRYING TO RESURRECT MY GORGEOUS CALATHEA MEDAILLON, SURROUNDING IT WITH A WALL OF STICKY PADS LIKE CASTLE WALLS

MOTHERFUCKING TINY FLIES GRAB EVERY CHANCE THEY GET

EVERYTIME I GIVE HER THE TINIEST BIT OF WATER, THEY (METAPHORICALLY) SWARM IN LIKE A HORD OF HUNGRY ZOMBIES OR TOUCH DEPRIVED, PARASOCIAL STANS

She's recently grown a little stumpy, WHICH MEANS A NEW LEAF IS COMIN UP. AND I AM BEGGING HER TO STAY ALIVE.

for context I accidentally postponed transferring her to a bigger pot and she did NOT like it. I had to cut off all her leaves but a single one. That one is currently hanging on by a THREAD.

I swear to god my baby is trying to survive and ALL THOSE FUCKING FLIES CAN DO IS CREATE A BABYBOOM 20X BIGGER THAN THAT ORANGE FUCKASS CRUMPET OVER THERE IN AMERICA EVEN DREAMS OF

I SHALL FOREVER END YOUR LINEAGE OF WINGED BEASTS. FOR TOO LONG HAVE YOU CURSED THESE GROUNDS. FOR US, THESE YELLOW CASTLE WALLS SHALL NEVER BE BREACHED.

MAY THOSE WHO SUFFERED BEFORE YOU INSTILL THE FEAR YOU GREATLY DESERVE, AND MAY THIS SINGLE MOM BREATHE HER LAST BREATH TO GIVE HER SON A WELL DESERVED PLACE ON EARTH, WITH NO FILTHY, TINY, CURSED DEMONS BLOCKING HER PATH🏰

WE SHALL FIGHT TILL THE BITTER END

[mil0af]

Thought of the 2 days ago

Listen

I went to a con, very last minute decision (as in I bought the ticket at 5pm the day before) as I had no cosplay but I wanted to see my friends

I have never ever in my life heard so many complaints about a convention I've been to as this one

Holy shit

Comic Con Holland, get your shit together thanks! Don't use your guests as bait for fans to spend money, don't treat your guests and every other visitor as dogs (ESPECIALLY those who are disabled (the fucking audacity)), hire some more positive and enthusiastic staff (who actually respect people's boundaries) , and last but not least, prevent male security from entering the women's bathroom 15 minutes after con ends to shoo people in it out because you're closing.

Last year was my first time, had the time of my life. This time ruined the experience for me and my friends. Come the FUCK ON.

If even the BG3 cast is absolutely livid about the experience, then you did something wrong. Very, VERY wrong.

[mil0af]

Thought of the day:

It's incredible how fully grown adults with families have the power to get you SEETHING behind the register at work.

Oh my GOD.

You complain about bad customer service, but you don't realise the way you're expressing it is LITERALLY UNREAL and DISRESPECTFUL

Get your sighing, side eyes, nasty looks and filthy cussing OUT OF THIS FUCKING STORE, AND FIND A FUCKING HOBBY.

Embarassing how 70 year olds end up in a garden centre screaming at a 20 year old about a mistake THEY MADE.

Literally where do you find the audacity to SIGH and YELL at someone behind a register just trying to earn some fucking MONEY??? In the presence of your own kids at that. (Talking about the 40/50 year olds here btw)

Yeah that was my thought talk of the day xoxo

[mil0af]

It's funny to read back old posts man, even though mine just go back to 2023

Yeah bro I don't know who you were after DSMP and before Good Omens; probably lame

If I were to speak to my 18 year old self I'd say, 'can you please like a celebrity that does NOT love to [CENSORED] women????????'

Bro has infected my falafel AND my sense of self respect

Anyway, 2023 Me, life is certainly something, huh. Very good you decided to go to a university which made literally everything in life both better and 10 times as difficult.

By the way you're autistic. You're so welcome.

Edit: neil whoever the fuck can fucking suck a trucks dick while riding 200km/h on the highway while escaping its own oil leak which has been set on fire. Xoxo. (In a game tumblr, im not thAt silly...)

I feel for the victims and I hope they will get the justice they deserve.

Alright thanks for your tim

[mil0af]

Thought of the day:

As a trans masc, you really only feel the eyes of adult men around you burning your skin alive as soon as you wear something out of your comfort zone

Literally, I don't wear the dress I wore today often at all, since I quickly feel too feminine, but today was warm and I was fine. The dress is slim and reaches my ankles, and has these spaghetti straps; a dope ass, not as feminine dress.

But then, and only then (not really but you get the feeling I'm trying to describe), do you see the sneaky, greedy side eyes of old men.

Don't get me wrong though, this WON'T stop me from wearing anything out of my comfort zone 💃💃

[mil0af]

Just when you think it couldn't get any sillier

-Yes I will keep complaining about the weather

26°C today. Right?

In two days? 12°C.

Then 14°C for a week straight.

GET. ME. OUT/silly

[mil0af]

Guys, it's April, chill with the heat pls

Thanks

I don't like to sweat.

[mil0af]

Today, I noticed the dirt under my nails.

[mil0af]

Thought of the day:

When you return home after a week of -2°C to -10°C, snow, mountains and hills, reindeer and hot berry juice, and your home is just a sad soggy flat fucking country full of pessimistic and depressing people/nsrs

Okay that makes me sound like a pessimistic guy. Fair play.

STILL SUCKS.

Take me back I'm overwhelmed😭