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did you guys know otters wag their tails like dogs when theyre happy
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prompt: asking seventeen “If we were seahorses, would you let me get you pregnant?”
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Surprise visit || Dad!Kim Mingyu x fem!reader
Summary: visiting Mingyu at the recording studio with your daughter :)
Wc: 853
Warnings: none!!!
MASTERLIST
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The studio door clicked softly as you pushed it open, careful not to make too much noise as you stepped inside.
It was quieter than you expected, just the low hum of equipment, a voice bleeding faintly through the headphones somewhere deeper in the room.
You lingered by the doorway for a second, adjusting your hold on your daughter as she squirmed against your hip, her tiny fingers curling into your shirt, already leaving a damp patch of drool behind.
“Are you sure it’s okay?” you murmured to the producer. "I don’t want to interrupt anything.”
From inside the booth, Mingyu looked up.
And the second he saw you, everything about him changed.
🫧⌇ house husband mingyu headcanons
pairings: househusband!mingyu x reader
genre: fluff, smut
minnie's note: this is for the birthday boy
TWO POUTY DUCKS!!! 🥹🥹
HAPPY 58th BIRTHDAY LYLE MENENDEZ,
10th January 1968
DEPUTY COMMISSIONER REARDON: I asked that. So based on your behavior from 2018 to 2016 considering everything, do you feel like you've been a model incarcerated person?
LYLE MENENDEZ: No, I would never call myself a model incarcerated person, no. Uh, I would say that -- I would say I, uh, that I'm a good person, that, uh, I spend my time helping people, uh, that I, that I'm very open and accepting of -- of -- of people, particularly a lot of the vulnerable populations that get picked on or isolated here, uh, I get great satisfaction from that. I'm someone people can come to and spend time with. I feel like I have a lot of compassion. Um, I feel like I'm self-deprecating and -- and open and willing to share. Uh, and so I -- I feel like, and I feel like I've, I'm the guy that a lot of officers will come to -- to resolve conflicts with other inmates they don't want to lock up or do things, I'm much of a peacekeeper. I'm the one they trust with tools and management of certain things, so there's a level of trust there. So I feel like I, I'm a good positive part of the community and it's really important to me to be that.
Hollanov + competition as their kink foreplay love language
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Heated Rivalry | 1.05 (creative liberties taken with speech to text)
long haired yoongi wearing glasses <3
my whole world you are.
𓂃˖ ࣪⊹ clark kent x fem!reader
⤷ 𝒾𝓃 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽… you call clark “daddy” for the first time (18+)
the apartment’s dim, just the glow of the city through the blinds painting stripes across your bare skin. clark’s above you, thick thighs bracketing yours, his cock buried so deep you can’t tell where he ends and you begin. sweat rolls down his temples, his glasses fogged—still on, because you begged him to keep them.
"fuck, daddy," you whine, arching up into him. his hips stutter, and you watch his face flush darker than the red of his cape.
"golly—" he chokes out, fingers tightening on your hips. "you can’t just—say that."
you grin, rolling your hips to take him deeper. "why not? you nervous, daddy?"
he groans, dropping his forehead to yours. his thrusts turn uneven, desperate. his breath comes ragged, his cock twitching inside you like he’s fighting not to lose it right there. "gosh—" he mutters, eyes squeezing shut for a second before he looks at you again, all flustered and wrecked. "say it again."
"daddy," you purr, dragging your teeth over your lip just to watch him shudder.
he groans, deep and rough, his thrusts turning sloppy as his control unravels. "fuck, fuck—" his voice cracks, hips snapping harder, faster, like he can’t help it now. "you’re—mmph, you’re gonna ruin me."
you laugh, breathless, and clench around him just to hear him whimper. "already did."
he buries his face in your neck with a broken noise, his rhythm falling apart completely as he chases his release—desperate, hungry, all because of you.
his grip on your hips turns bruising, his cock throbbing inside you as he fucks you through the aftershocks—hard, uneven thrusts that drag ragged moans from your throat. "fuck, fuck—" he’s muttering against your skin, hot and wrecked, his breath coming in rough bursts.
you drag your nails down his back, leaving red trails over his muscles. "that’s it, daddy," you whisper, biting his earlobe. "let go."
he shudders, his hips stuttering as he spills deep inside you with a groan that’s half your name, half a prayer. for a second, he just stays there, panting, his forehead pressed to yours, glasses crooked and fogged beyond saving.
then he collapses beside you, pulling you with him so you’re sprawled across his chest, his heartbeat still racing under your palm.
"you’re evil," he mumbles, but his arms tighten around you, his lips brushing your temple.
you grin, tracing idle circles on his sweat-slick skin. "you love it." he huffs, but you feel the way his cock twitches against your thigh—already half-hard again.
"golly," he mutters, dragging a hand down his face. "what’re you doing to me?"
you shift, straddling him with a slow roll of your hips, watching his breath catch. "ruining you," you murmur. "remember?"
his hands settle on your waist, thumbs pressing into your skin as he lets out a shaky laugh. "yeah. yeah, i remember."
svt as mundane things they do for their s/o - pt. 2 [cherrytober] ❤️🍒
seungcheol rolls the windows up whenever you're on the passenger seat and he notices the wind is bugging you or that you gotta do something on your phone. talk about being a protective boyfriend.
jeonghan carefully takes your shoes and earrings off whenever you accidentally sleep with them after a tiring day or something.
joshua rubs your shoulders whenever he notices how overwhelmed you are. you don't even have to tell him you're stressed, he knows and he acts on it instantly.
junhui packs your food/lunch whenever he can, especially if he knows you won't be able to do it. it doesn't happen as often as he would like, but it's cute that he cares for your health.
soonyoung is constantly nagging at you for not carrying an umbrella with you - and then it magically appears one on your bag when the rain season starts.
wonwoo is always the one to grab things for you whenever you drop them. don't even think about bending down, he's already doing it.
jihoon wears a hairband on his wrist, even when his own hair is short. he does it for you, obviously, offering it whenever you need to take the hair out of your face.
seokmin usually looks at you with heart eyes as you talk, and more often than not he brushes your hair while you're speaking so there's nothing on your way as you speak.
mingyu always, and i mean always puts food on your plate first, and then serves himself. it's always you first, he grabs your plate and do it.
minghao is always the one to pick you from places, especially when it's late and you're far away. he rather lose some sleep and drive for 30 minutes but make sure you're safe than have something to happen to you.
seungkwan doesn't go to sleep before knowing how your day went. laying side by side, over the phone, through texts - he cares and he wants to know what you've been up to. please share your life with him.
hansol is the type to hold your hand whenever you're anxious. he doesn't mind if it's sweaty, if you're holding it too tight or too loose, he just naturally holds it until you're feeling better.
chan carries your bag whenever you need him to - and even when you don't. you can always trust him to take care of it even better than you when you two are out and about.
a/n: the kinktober is coming tomorrow, don't worry. ❤️🍒
"oh, jeonghan was the first one", seungcheol says, giggling beside you. "happy birthday, daddu. i love you, mwah."
seungcheol shows you his phone, where the exact message he just read out loud is showing, followed by lots of emojis. you're about to say something when another message comes in, from jun this time.
"wow, jun almost did it!", your boyfriend exclaims, smiling so big as his round, shiny eyes look at the message his brother just sent him. "this is actually nice, they were battling, i'm a 100% sure."
of course they were, seungcheol.
you smile too, laying comfortably next to him and wrapping an arm around his exposed chest. seungcheol caresses your skin from time to time - when he's not texting back -, running his mouth about who's late.
"dokyeomie sent a message just now, 7 minutes after midnight. he hates me so much!"
"seungkwan didn't send you anything yet."
he gasps, looking down at you. "oh my god, i can't believe this! did i do something to him?"
you laugh, bringing him closer to your body. you don't truly know how much time go by like that - seungcheol sulking, you holding him -, but when he finally blocks his cellphone and turn around on your arms, hugging you back, he finds you half asleep.
"are you happy?"
he nods. "it's just a joke, i know they will spam me with a hundred messages each in the morning."
you smile, touching his cheek. "happy birthday, babe. may you feel this loved forever and always."
"thank you, love. as long as i have all of you, i'll be okay", he whispers. "especially you."
seungcheol smiles too, laughing when you kiss his nose and then his lips as you seal a silent promise - you will always be there with him.
a/n: happy birthday to my first love, the one who inspired me to get back at writing and start this blog. i love you forever, seungcheollie, to the moon and back. may you always be this incredible person. ❤️🍒
Cheol being literally offended when you sit on any seat that’s not his face lap he’s like ??? your designated throne is right here and you’re sitting on the couch? - ⚡️💖
TW: dirty talk, use of pet names, mentions of face sitting and fingering, no actual sex but VERY suggestive so you’ve been warned. 18+ only (MDNI).
Note: sorry this took a while, ⚡️ anon. But know that i love you dearly.
Note 2.0: a little drabble for you all as I try to navigate my busy schedule and get through my WIPs. These really help me keep my writing cap on so if you have thoughts about ang of the boys, send them right in 😉
“Where are you going?” Your boyfriend asks as your wrist gets caught on his large hand.
Cheol was looking up at you from where he was seated in the armchair on the far side of Seokmin’s huge living room. All the boys gathered together with their significant others to celebrate the end of their comeback season.
You smiled and patted the top of his head, “over there. There’s an empty spot beside Chan.” You should’ve known to just keep quiet instead because the angry pout that appeared on Seungcheol’s face was classic.
A simple tug on your wrist and the next thing you know, his strong arms were around your torso and you were seated on his lap.
“Stay here.”
the sound of your baby crying plays loudly from your electronic babysitter device. the conversation dies for a bit, and as you're ready to get up, seungcheol stops you.
"it's okay, i'll go get her", he says with a kiss to your cheek.
seungcheol leaves you with his members, answering mingyu's hundred questions, laughing whenever minghao tells him to calm down and asking if vernon is okay, because the poor dude seems scared of the very idea of meeting your daughter.
"you're all idiots", jihoon shakes his head, arms crossed as he laughs with you.
the commotion ends when you hear seungcheol's voice, but also coming from the device you're holding it.
"hey, peanut", he softly says. "it's okay, appa is here. come here."
you could clearly imagine seungcheol picking her up. your eyes meet mingyu's, and the boy is smiling from ear to ear.
"he forgot the babysitter is on", mingyu states, covering his mouth and giggling like a little girl.
"did you sleep well? was it a good nap?", the leader keeps talking. "i hope you're recharged, because your uncles are waiting to meet you. you're already so loved, and i know you're gonna love them back. they can be too much sometimes but don't worry, appa will always be here to help you kick their asses."
the baby girl in his arms make a cute noise, as if she's agreeing to seungcheol.
"yeah, you already know that, don't you?", he laughs.
"he's such a goner", jihoon comments. "he was already a softie, but now being a girl dad..."
vernon chuckles, agreeing with his hyung.
"okay, let's go", seungcheol's voice echoes through the device again. "here's your blanket, it's chilly outside. are you happy that you're gonna meet your uncles? your eyes are shining, baby girl, you seem..."
his voice fades, and as you hear his steps down the hallway you're quick to turn off your end of the babysitter - you didn't want seungcheol to know that his little moment with his daughter has been leaked.
and as he walks into the living room, proudly announcing your baby's name with a smile on his face, you realize that his members didn't want either.