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#fucking stunning #anya is so adorable #heated rivalry #hollanov #heated rivalry fanart

sunsglue

boyfriend selfies 💋

#gosh i need them to have pictures like this #hollanov #heated rivalry #heated rivalry fanart

emziess

@pscentral event 51: shapes: Shane & Ilya Heated Rivalry

#stunning #heated rivalry

ottawa--centaurs

fotzig - svetlana

atzig - cliff

mausig - hayden (weil er eine maus ist. yk)

#anfang ranzig - scott

sunnypeachyy

hudson in mykonos

#i hope he has the best time in mykonos #hudson williams #tw flashing

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Things Shane Hollander is spending his exorbitant wealth on:

All their collective bills and expenses

Real estate

The Irina Foundation

Vacations

Supplements and wellness products that Do Not Work but have convincing sciencey labels

Russian lessons

Ilya

Things Ilya Rozanov is spending his exorbitant wealth on (after cutting off his fuckass brother):

The Irina Foundation

More clothes than he can feasibly wear in one lifetime

Candy Crush

All the equipment he needs for the new hobbies he develops every 2-8 weeks (he'll finish knitting that sock one day definitely, just after he learns to scuba dive)

Insanely expensive gourmet dog food for Anya

Prime steaks for Anya

Quail eggs for Anya

Regular grooming for Anya

Outfits and accessories for Anya

Convincing countless companies to un-discontinue products that are part of Shane's daily routine (DO NOT MENTION THE DEODORANT INCIDENT)

3 separate netflix subscriptions he can't be bothered to cancel (he forgot the passwords)

Fuckass sports cars

Buying literally every shitty product advertised to him on instagram

Slutty-ass fits for Shane that he is yet to convince him to wear

Ridiculous gifts for Yuna

Hockey gear for random kids he's never met

Phone chargers (he loses his charger almost every other week)

An absolute MOUNTAIN of sex toys

So many sponsored animals (this guy gets regular updates on no less than 15 donkeys)

Importing very niche russian goods and the good vodka

Shane 😍

#what do you mean shane is not spending an equal amount of money on sex toys and lube #i love how candy crush is second on the list #ilya rozanov single handedly keeping candy crush aflot #hollanov

let me get this straight bi - you all are mad about a young dude on vacation with his gf and friends for having fun and partying? bc he does not behave the way you want him to?

#this level of investment is insane to me #like what do you mean you do not like him being a party boy and adopting a party boy persona?#maybe he truly just likes to go out dancing and partying #having a good time with his partner and friends #a break from his stressful fucking job?#the level of investment you have in his life is concerning #especially when you consider that you are the ones putting him in boxes he never belonged in and now you are mad about it #hudson williams

who needs haters when you have fans like this

#hudson williams #some of you truly think you can joke about anything

oh the delulu hudcons are big mad, huh? i know that’s right

#lmao #the crashouts happening in the tags #hudson williams #🚬👌

and if i say i wanna see hudson in a puka shell choker? then what?!

#don’t boo me i’m right #he would pull it the fuck off #hudson williams

doyoulovethewayzeylily

you are required to accept that there is a vast conspiracy at all levels of power that has worked for hundreds of years to make you, and everyone you have ever known, more racist. you are required to accept that it has been extremely effective, it worked, you are racist.

you are required to become less racist.

when you are told that you are being racist, you are required to understand that as being offered assistance in resisting this vast conspiracy. say thank you.

you are required to cope with feeling guilty about being racist. your shame is only important to you, its only value is that it motivates you to be less racist.