The Bones They Are Mild

Hey I'm Taylor I'm 30 and a nerd who likes to dress up!

[energ00n]

There’s death and there’s you

[did-you-know]

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

[aclockworknick]

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

[wellshitcaitlin]

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

[thoughtsofadame]

its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.

[melonnabar]

Hi Idw megatron

[chufflepop]

Umbreon

[sadistiva]

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[notherpuppet]

I put them in my jackets ❤️🖤🧋

[oddarette]

Can I offer you a gummy worm Tangela in these trying times?

[naeella]

Three Big Cheers!! 🎉🎉🎉

[lostinhistory]

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

[lostinhistory]

IT'S REAL

[robotlyra]

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

[ysabelmystic]

ITS REAL

[grimblo-goblin]

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

[deadbeatescape]

IN CONCEPTION BAY

[psychicbirdstarlight]

This reads like an article in the postillion

[qosic]

what's their problem

[chasoc]

Original post (x) Inspiration (x)

[vixiiart]

mini starscreams! ★

[smallpwbbles]

Its the fact I didn't need refs to draw these characters again. You cannot remove the monkey out of the artist

[sn0wsquall]

someone has definitely beat me to this joke

[rurinkv2]

More doodles of Hearts of Steel Prowl before I go back to playing Hades 2.

[formerlybutchpoet]

I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

[silentmagi]

#funny#if the lady's a keeper she would make a funny comment to dissipate the tension#'my good knight though I admire your skills you have no need to fight the whole earth for my sake'

This would be amazing.

[traveleorzea]

"As I was saying, milady," he springs to his feet, declaring proudly, "I worship the very ground you - " before tripping again.

[benditozorrito]

#my knight in stumbling armor

[melissarthomson]

Quick drawing before I have to get back to studying 😭