MGLR

16| here, queer and ready to cry

[transgenderer]

guns don’t kill people, horses kill people

[casualhottubharmony]

guess again

[mildlygaylazerray]

I only saw the second half of this post, and I just accepted it as another shit post.

[coolsvillesux]

Thank

[unclefather]

[mildlygaylazerray]

Person: you know, you’re very open-minded and open to experiences, but you’re very reserved.

Me, thinking back to 2018: well sHiT that was me trying to be open about myself :( guess I’ll go die then

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[colachampagnedad]

saving up to fly out to scotland and spot the loch ness monster

[phoneticmeow]

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

[phoneticmeow]

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[mildlygaylazerray]

do you ever hear a kid singing a song you really like and ur like ew wtf a kid likes this too¿? Immature, must find a new one. But at the same time ur kinda like oh that’s so sweet, what a funky little man, keep it up kiddo! so conflicting.

[klaxtron]

What we know about Jolene: beauty beyond compare, flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin, eyes of emerald green, smile like a breath of spring, voice soft like summer rain

What we know about ‘my man’: talks in his sleep

[priceysalt]

Guess I’m back to spreading my homosexual Jolene propaganda

[imanes]

me: *pushes ppl away before they have a chance to hurt me*

me: damb why is everyone ignoring me

[mildlygaylazerray]

you ever just find a really good song from an artist you’ve never listened to before, and you go listen to some more of their stuff and you realise... shit that was their ‘experimental’ song? no??? just me?¿ okay

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! 

[jumpingjacktrash]

i mean if you look at how npc’s talk about their pokemon, they’re service animals mostly. some of them are just pets. apparently they really enjoy sparring, so you let them battle other people’s pokemon for socialization, it’s like going to the dog park.

hell yes i’d be mad if i took my chronic pain support chow-chow to the dog park and some asshole with four rottweilers and a husky was like SIC EM THUNDERNUTS even if my dog enjoyed the tussle at first.

look, kid, the paras helps me weed the garden. it’s not a special forces attack paras. it’s just a bug that eats dandelions. please calm down.

[maxknightley]

This is precisely why Cooltrainers are exiled to the mountains

[mattiebluebird]

Magnus Chase is the best example of a Hufflepuff I have ever seen.

Sarcastic, not overly innocent, perceptive, awkward, witty, not big on physical contact, but loves to hug, is intensely loyal, accepting of everyone no matter how weird they may seem, and loves his family of empty cups.

Magnus Chase is a Hufflepuff. FIGHT ME.

[mildlygaylazerray]

power move :

Watching a YouTube advertisement until the last second, but skipping it before it ends.

[memewhore]

[mendel]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

you get a virus from a marine biology website and it replaces all the text in the documents on your computer with this

[mildlygaylazerray]

when you don’t get that one (1) person to take a photo of you