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Hi, I'm Miles. I post stuff. Here, it's mostly video games and some dabblings in other stuff. I also run Mother Remixes and earthbound-ebooks.

[zooophagous]

Some folks on this website truly believe they’re Truth Coming out of Her Well to Shame Mankind when they’re really Moron Coming out of Left Field to be Annoying

[enoughtohold]

on a sincere note though, you guys do know that 22 is not old and 30 is not ancient, right? like yeah by 30 you will hopefully have matured but hearing some of you talk like life ends at 30 is a little worrying. one day, not as far away as it may seem, you will be 30 and you will still be a person with value, you will probably still have a lot of the same interests, you will still use the internet, and you will still be you. you have your whole life ahead of you

[grooveonfight]

(Patched) Smash Bros. Pac-Man Pause Glitch

[grooveonfight]

Never Forget.

[suppermariobroth]

Pages 1 and 15 from Nintendo’s 2013 Annual Report.

[serotnin]

trying to do anything while dissociating

[princerevelucide]

sure, everybody has their favorite/signature pokemon type, but the REAL question is do you have a signature pokeball

mine is heal balls, personally

[cityvvibes]

“so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?”

[bobbyverse-deactivated20191221]

Be careful how comfortable you get with jokes that cut yourself down and emphasize the false concept that there’s no hope for your future and life is pointless. I get that talking about struggles is important and helps in not feeling alone. There has to be a line though, between “hey here’s something that’s rough so I’m gonna laugh about it” and cheering each other on as you hammer unhealthy concepts deeper into your mind. You are not worthless. You are not ugly. You are not trash. Good is absolutely possible in your future. Don’t forget that words have power. Be careful how much poison you throw in your own well.

[archivedbarfblog]

The Cutting Room Floor is one of the most interesting and fucking hilarious places on the internet.

Look into any shitty game and you’ll probably see a little present left behind by a stressed-out, probably-underpaid dev.

But one of my favourites is definitely the windows port of the spider-man game for the playstation

And the unfortunate things left over in a shitty Game Boy Color game called DynaMike.

That’s right. We have the porn sites he was looking at while making the game, fully intact in the cartridge.

[sammehdraws]

Personal fave

[bloodstalk]

how is hello hacker fucker not already in this post

[femboy-fever]

“You can criticize something you love!”

Yeah, and you can also get tired of criticizing something you love. You can get completely fed up with it and decide, “You know what? Flaws aside, I love this thing, and I don’t have to waste hours of my life admitting its flaws to strangers on the Internet in order to somehow justify my love of it.” You can get sick of watching others gleefully tear it apart, for no reason other than that it’s popular and they hate that you love it. You can get sick of watching others tearing it apart with good intentions, too.

In the end, it’s just a cartoon, or a book, or a movie. It’s not that serious, and you can enjoy it without hyper-focusing on its flaws. You don’t need to justify your love of something to someone else, least of all a person you don’t even know.

[wheresanegg-blog]

official cover art for Chess on twitch.tv

[nakazahart-blog]

ＳｏＴ配信おめでとう

[gamingnewsreal]

[saintmaro]

[suppermariobroth]

The three stages of deterioration of a Soggy Guy in Paper Mario: Color Splash.

[browsedankmemes]

[fuckyeahbiguys]