[catloversu]

[64mpg]

all right huddle up. nobody kill yourself today

[yesornopolls]

Do you personally know someone born on the same day as you (day, month and year) who is not your twin?

Do you personally know someone born on the same day as you (day, month and year) who is not your twin?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

[valtsv]

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

[valtsv]

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

[valtsv]

it's not a "love triangle" it's a business opportunity with benefits

[gasolineweirdo]

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

y'know i feel like this post really leaves out the most...noteworthy feature of this particular organism.

which is that it's basically a dick.

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[cottagecub]

[wizardarchetypes]

found some pages crediting this photo to David Silverman. I couldn’t find the exact photo, but here are the same bears (mama and baby) from another angle <3

[jethroq]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

life pro tip for all women is use products marketed towards men because the only difference is they work better

women's deodorant creators are not yet fully aware women also get extremely sweaty, for example

[pjackk]

Beware The Bitches That Be like Dot Dot Dot Before They SAy Shit

[virtualgirladvance]

...what did he mean by this?

[dee-the-red-witch]

...you know EXACTLY what he meant.

[theehorsepusssy]

[anxietyproblem]

[rhodeys]

The Sheep Detectives (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[fluffysheeps]

River puppies 🐊

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage 5x9- "The Rundown Job"

[deadelated]

food recall for all food in america just dropped

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.