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After his first realization that without heart, they'd all fall apart, Will keeps reflecting about how important other body parts and systems are.

Will thinks about a few functions of the body that he's especially grateful for, but he doesn't say those aloud.

After listening to Will ramble about this for a while, Mike eventually thinks of one himself.

alienwalien

Dying lmao 😂😂

thomasangster

“I’m coming for you, Newt,” Thomas whispered, so softly that no one could possibly hear him.

mazepunner

okay but if thomas and newt swapped places, thomas would show newt around the glade like:

"i don't really know what that is"

"i've never seen him before"

"do you know what that is? because i don't"

"i tripped over that once"

"twice actually"

"they say it's been three years but i wasn't really paying attention"

"tell me if you see an exit, okay?"

animatedtext

#yeah sorry about that

aquilacalvitium

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

lizluvscupcakes

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

aquilacalvitium

By Talos this can't be happening

oysters-aint-for-me

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

tungsten-moon

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

aquilacalvitium

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

moonlarking

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

headspace-hotel

Reblog to throw a hedge apple in OP's driveway

theleakypen

What the fuck is this eldritch fruit? I'm in.

headspace-hotel

It's Maclura pomifera, commonly known as the osage orange or hedge apple. It is known to be native only to a small area of Texas and the edge of Oklahoma and Arkansas. Before the invention of barbed wire, it was pruned repeatedly and shaped to make dense impenetrable hedges to contain animals.

The fruits are inedible—not poison, they're just hard and taste bad.

The wood is super-strong, burns hotter than any other wood, and is ideal for making bows!

laineysbucketlist

We should just fill this post with other interesting things as reasons to reblog it

lord-angelfish

Actually I like this idea, we should do that. Here's my fun fact contribution; actual old English, what one could call Anglo-Saxon (as opposed to, for example, Shakespearean English, which a lot of people call old English but is actually antiquated modern English), is a Germanic language, and modern English shares a lot of roots with German because of that. It was also, at one point, written with runes.

ailingwriter

The hagfish is a deep-sea fish speculated to be related to lamprey. It exudes a strange goo that is believed to be used to clog the gills of attackers. This goo has been found to be a very good substitute for egg whites in cooking.

headspace-hotel

HAGFISH SLIME EGG WHITE SUBSTITUTE???

i-make-smol-bad-decisions

Saponify is a word which means to Turn into Soap

Which is great cuz it means you can threaten to saponify someone and it will both confuse and frighten them!

headspace-hotel

Wizard Convention Banned Spell List 2022: Saponify

headspace-hotel

This is absolutely fucking incredible.

160,000 notes have been added since yesterday evening.

OP has well and truly Icarus'd too close to the fucking sun

therealandian

op you are absolutely fucked

halogalopaghost

Free infodumping??? *grabs my loupe*

Did you know that these three gemstones

is the same???

Morganite, aquamarine, and emerald all belong to the beryl family. Also in the beryl family are heliodor, which is yellow; goshenite, which is clear; and red beryl, which is relatively rare and has no fun name.

Differences in the trace elements and temperatures of the growing environment determines the color and saturation of the stone. And! You can technically have a green beryl that is not an emerald—emerald is kept distinct by the inclusion of either vanadium or chromium, and iron. Green beryl only contains iron, making it a much paler and more yellow green.

Bonus fact: about 30% of the gemstones you could list off the top of your head are a quartz variant.

inkedintothepaper

THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

butch-columbo

OH IF WE’RE DOING FREE INFODUMPING!!

Did you know that the way astronomers are able to figure out the chemical components of stars is by using things called emission and absorption spectrums? This is what they look like:

The way this works is that different elements on the periodic table have different energy levels, or “shells.” That’s what those lines around the nucleus are:

When an electron gets hit with a photon, it goes into an excited state and moves up the sublevels within an energy level. Think of it like going up stairs that lead to different floors on a building! That’s what an absorption spectrum represents: it’s the photons, or essentially the light particles, that the electrons absorb.

When an electron goes down a sublevel, it releases that photon, and gives off or emits energy, which is what the emission spectrum shows. It does this at different wavelengths, and the frequencies of these wavelengths can change the color of the light. Each element has a different way of doing this, so when scientists look for the elements in stars, they look at the emission spectrum of those stars, the emission spectrum of certain elements, and see what lines up!

In the model below, you can see what that looks like in practice. By looking at at the lines on each of the elements listed below and comparing it to the observed spectrum of the star, an astronomer can pick out what elements the star has!!

novatheastropirate

I came to help with spacefodumping!!! And to add another penny to OP’s self care jar!!! ☺️

Did you know that the most wonky planet in our solar system might not be Uranus…

..But Venus?

Thaaaaat’s right!! This absolute beauty, according to certain measurements, has an axis tilt of about 177.3 degrees- she’s almost entirely upside down!! Because of this, our lovely lady actually rotates backwards as compared to the other planets!!

The definition of axal tilts has changed before, and it could definitely change again- take this with as many grains of salt as your shaker has!! ☺️ No matter what, though, she doesn’t display seasons- and we’re still exploring the possibility of life related molecules in her atmosphere!!

snaxle-archive-deactivated20251

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roseverdict

ok im mildly curious how you managed to get an ascii amogus

snaxle-archive-deactivated20251

like this

roseverdict

fair enough! carry on

fishyfletch

an among us

purekesseltrash

Fun fact, Dalmatians and their spots were thought to resemble plum pudding. Another name for plum pudding was spotted dick. So dals were commonly referred to as 'Spotted Dick Dogs'.

Its frankly accurate.

rambling-museums

whoooo-oh we're half way there, whoooo-oh living on a prayer.

Facts about animals;

Prawns are cannibals, if there's an elephant in the room then you're in the wrong room, cutting an earthworm in half makes you a sadist, I think its worth repeating; that prawns eat their babies, and monkeys eat monkeys, but who gives a monkey's/ [monkeys] and if you squash a wasp, it releases a chemical from the wasp, that attracts people who tell you facts about wasps

--- Mike Wozniak

but for real now the process of creating a catalogue of museum collections is very easy. All you need is a cohesive numbering method most of which modern ones follow this method

xxxx.xxx.xxx where the first set is years [2022], the second set is lot [fiftieth donation of that year] and the final set is the object number in that lot [23rd of 200] making the number needed 2022.050.023.

That's all it takes.

BUT the main thing that this system needs is a person to sit down and assign numbers and then input those into a tracking system. be it card catalogue, digital, cloud-based, whatever.

because of the time needed to do this, and the astounding lack of funds in the sector, there are very few, if any museums with complete catalogues.

headspace-hotel

It is okay if you don't know how to show yourself the proper love and compassion yet, OP. There are so many people out there who will help while you're learning.

cahaya-moon

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT

BANANAS

and how there are soooo many different types of bananas than you think!!!

Cavendish Banana

so first of all we got the Cavendish Banana, which is the banana you probably have in your home. They are the most known banana and sold in supermarkets the most.

Pisang Raja

this is the most popular banana in my homeland, Indonesia. it's very thick, very creamy, almost no tartiness, and very sweet! personally i think it tastes slightly like honey. the name literally means banana king (pisang = banana & raja = king)!!! al hail the banana king! this banana is best eaten very ripe and you can even still use them when they are overripe and fry them into this delicious dish called pisang goreng. my mother used to make these when our normal cavendish bananas were overripe. its basically pieces of banana wrapped in a very thin layer of dough and then gets fried. the banana melts and it tastes HEAVENLY!!! best paired with chocolate or cheese or with both (don't knock it till you try it!)

Lady Finger

BABY BANANAS BABY BANANAS LOOK AT THESE BABY BANANAS!!! the bananas are creamy, sweet and as you can see very smol!

Red Banana

BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT RED BANANAS EXISTED???? these bananas can range from having a raspberry flavour, to more tarty. Some of them are smaller and plumper than Cavendish, others are bigger and larger.

Blue Java Banana

AKA my favourite banana!!! It is blue! It tastes like vanilla ice cream!!! what more do you want??? They grow in slightly colder regions than the normal tropical hot of other bananas.

There are so much more bananas but my internet is shitty and I am afraid that if my laptop freezes all of my writing will get lost. so i encourage you to look up more bananas! for example, there's the Nanjagud Banana, grown in India and more typically tangy and has a very unique flavour and taste, Praying Hands, who grow in pairs (!!), Fehi Banana who are ORANGE and dont taste as good or as sweet as the other bananas raw, but are excellent when you boil or cook them and the Burro Banana, who have a slight lemon taste to them!!!!

And as last, did you know that bananas are technically berries?

Have a good day op, and practice self care you idiot <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

fuckyeahdavidandyonatan

I care. Im sure a lot of people on this post would care. This is meant to be random infodump to get more notes! Talk you heart out and join the party.

ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer

yes please any infodumps are fine

lunartearrose

Info dump, info dump.... did you know that many coders, in order to find flaws in their code, speak the code aloud to rubber ducks as a method to find where the flaws are easier?

The process is appropriately named Rubber Ducking, and the method works - if not a little maddening as you need a little audience to judge you.

A rubber duck is often used because it is hard to break - and difficult to break anything when you throw the rubber duck across the room in frustration.

I as a writer gotta use the trick sometimes - if i write a lot and really late, sometimes i miss typos and grammar errors and such!

That's all from me - remember the rubber duck method! Maybe you'll win jeopardy! And most of all, practice self care, even if just a little bit!

gaytheropods

I do not have a proper infodump queued atm but please enjoy some creatures I keep in my house

that-bastard-with-all-the-bones

SHARK HAVE TEETH SKIN!!!! THEIR SCALES ARE CALLED DENTICLES AND ARE SHAPED LIKE TEETH AND ALL POINT TOWARDS THE TAIL. HENCE WHY SHARKS ARE SMOOTH IF YOU PAT THEM HEAD TO TAIL BUT ARE LIKE SANDPAPER THE OTHER WAY.

stressedsnake

can someone please drop some tips for poetry writing?

airlocksandaviariesarchive

Poetry writing? My pleasure.

I’m not by any means professional but I do enjoy a good poem and let me tell you there are more different types of poems than you think there are!

I encourage you to give it a google but one of the fun types of poems I can think of off the top of my head is a villanelle.

It’s typically a long poem with five three line stanzas and one four line stanza. But what’s fun about them is the rhyming. Instead of just alternating, the rhyming lines go as follows: ABA, ABA, ABAA

That way you have a line that ties the poem together sandwiched between two lines that keep the stanzas flowing. And it’s such a treat to read, with the rhymes placed the way they are. Another notable part of the villanelle is the repetition of the last line. Typically, the last line of every other verse is repeated, alternating between two repeated lines, until the four line verse, in which both of the repeated lines are written.

It’s a super cool way to add emphasis to a couple lines if you’re crafting a poem with heavy metaphorical stuff. Repetition is always a great literary device.

A famous poem that is a villanelle is “Do not go gentle into that good night” by Dylan Thomas. It’s a great example and a good one to read to understand how to craft one yourself.

Anyway, that’s everything I’ve got on the villanelle, but if you wanted help with the specifics of poetry writing, I’ve got a little bit more advice.

Remember that songs are poems! It’s pretty obvious, I know, but when you’re looking for inspiration on how to turn your story into a rhyming set of verses, think of all your favorite songs. You might find something there!

Thesauruses are your best friends. Thesaurus.com and OneLook thesaurus especially. I have them both bookmarked and I use them as much as I possibly can. You can’t find something to fit your rhythm? Just look for it! I promise the right word is out there.

Also - never delete things permanently. If you have a few verses that aren’t working out, you can cut them, but don’t trash them forever! Cut and paste them into a “recycling bin” document that you can dig through again. That way you won’t be afraid to cut things out and be more free to completely change things. Also you’ll always have what you’ve written stored away, because you never know when you might suddenly need to dig it up again because you realized you had the right rhyme, just for a different part.

Remember to have fun and don’t be afraid to express yourself, cringe is dead, and give yourself a break when it gets tough! Poetry is not easy! You’re doing amazing.

I don’t know how much of this you already knew but either way I loved talking about it. And I hope that original poster practices self care.

stressedsnake

THANKYOU!!!! THIS WAS SO HELPFUL

maximumsunshine

Let me get this straight because I've only seen memes and am piecing this together as i go, but i think i figured out what's happening.

Tumblr is advertising the tumblr app, on the tumblr app, using a photo of a guy in a Pikachu cosplay, because that's what they think it will take to successfully sell this app, to people whom already use it?

But now the ball shaving ad is gone? Or is that one still in the mix?

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