i ♡ milfs

allie♡27♡she/her♡bi♡audhd all follows/likes will come from my main blog @badsassbitch

[milfandh0ney]

Masterlist

ao3 ♡ all works ♡ request info ♡ ko-fi ♡ nsfw blog (18+)

Characters

Agatha Harkness

Ava Coleman

Blanche (The Ladies)

Chessy (Parent Trap)

Claire Debella

Emily Prentiss

Larissa Weems

Lena Luthor

Melissa Schemmenti

Meredith Blake

Rebecca Welton

Relationships

MirAndy

Catherine x Sara

Agatha x Rio

Headcanons

no smut

smut

I will block you if: you’re under 18, you don’t have your age in your bio, your blog is blank, you post fics without the keep reading feature, etc

[soulwriter-sp]

Me every night:

[b-plot-butch]

you know what’s been driving me CRAZY today. i was thinking about how the reluctant father figure trope is so popular in media and why do we never see reluctant mother figures, and i think it’s because for too many creators the concept of a woman not taking naturally or eagerly to parenthood does just Not Compute. and that’s. stupid

[kathrynhahnonline]

[milfandh0ney]

incredible choice of username

lol thank you friend

[hotch-girl]

emily prentiss + sitting like this

CRIMINAL MINDS 3.18 // 7.21 // 17.02

[currentobsessions-atm]

someone forgot to tell me that it was bring a dyke to work day

[which-star]

something about loving a character and wishing the narrative did too

[greenlabcoat]

i dont give a fuck about freak sex anymore to be honest

[greenlabcoat]

sorry for saying this i had a long day. freak sex is everything to me

[sophsun1]

GILLIAN ANDERSON as Dana Scully

The X-Files – 3.12: War of the Coprophages

[ocean-glint]

i love reading, i love thinking about what i am currently reading, i love thinking about what i am going to read next, i love being privileged enough to be able to read, read, read, and read so much that i never tire of it

[milfandh0ney]

Hi all

I'm desperately trying to put my life back together. It would mean a lot to me if you follow/subscribe to my website where I post sapphic book reviews once a month! (I'll also be posting them to @editsbyallie if you'd like to follow that too). The reviews are originally posted to The Lesbrary which is an amazing resource if you're looking for sapphic books of any genre. My next review there comes out Feb 9th!

On a different note, I also offer editing services on my website. I do both copy editing and developmental editing for fiction and nonfiction. I will offer to edit for free if you're willing to let me use your work in my professional portfolio. I can also edit papers for school, applications, etc.

Thank you all for supporting me, it means everything

[honeyscomet]

"theyll hate you for this" "but theyll be alive" is THE juiciest thing to me

[honeyscomet]

i will ensure you stay alive above all else. even if what i do to make it happen is horrendous. even if it violates all your wishes or moral principles. even if you can never look at me the same way again, even if you hate me for it. because at least if you hate me it means youre alive

[alexandy99]

Don’t you ever imply there’s something wrong with saggy boobs. Fool

[iovejareauu]

i know JJ was annoyed as hell when she came into work that morning and saw derek wearing the exact same outfit as her

[jemilysversion]

Jennifer Jareau leaning on things.

[dykeselfcest]

IN:

wrinkles

sagging tits

varicose veins

OUT:

being "fit" for your age

the word "toned"

[nabakovian]

i think jj is such a misunderstood and underappreciated character because a lot of people just kind of treat her like a generic misogynist's idea of a woman with no inner life but she's literally a pessimist and a right hand man and a woman who had one foot perpetually out the door until she finally found someone who refused to let her go when she tried to run away. who told her she was worth staying. she's a woman who grew to be older than her big sister ever was and is imo fully aware of the inherent wrongness of that. she's defensive like a snarling dog when confronted with her own weakness and vulnerability. she's got a complicated relationship with her mother. and of course she's bisexual