The Milking Shed

NSFW, obviously, unless you're a farmer or breeder. THE MILKING SHED IS A CONTRIVANCE fabricated from human nature and imagination. My other blogs: THE BREEDING SHED THE WRECKING CREW

[wild-handful]

[argumentum-ad-baculum]

Holy fuck.

Are you kidding me, Tumblr? Fucking, seriously?

As I scroll my feed - of people I follow - I now have about 50/50 chance of seeing shit from people I actually follow…. because literally half of the feed is taken up by “recommended” posts that have absolutely nothing to do with anything or anyone I follow.

What’s the point in following anyone if you’re just going to spam me with random bullshit I couldn’t care less about?

“Hey, Argumentum, do you know what Kayne We—-“

Fuck off. I do not care. I don’t follow Kayne West because I don’t care about him or what he is currently doing.

“Oh but here’s a funny meme!”

Are you kidding me? This is a porn blog. I follow other porn blogs. Why the fuck would I want this shit on my dashboard?

Why are the people who make social media engines so god damn stupid?

[daddynhisbaby]

Hucows, are you there? Stop being shy and show us yourself being naughty

- Daddy

Follow @ http://daddynhisbaby.tumblr.com

[leffeboy2-deactivated20190205]

[horsesmanandladies]

[darkestneck2]

Her place

[choleyhead]

[argumentum-ad-baculum]

Let’s clarify something..

When I talk about men being superior - I’m not talking about ALL males.  I’m talking about the AVERAGE male. The reason this is an important distinction is that while I firmly believe men are stronger and smarter than women, and should therefore be the default leader in any given situation…. some males are fucking IDIOTS. These males (no, not calling them men) can come in all forms - maybe they’re smart, but a complete jackass. Maybe they’re good looking, but haven’t the slightest clue on how to talk to a woman.  When I say men are superior…  I don’t mean the insecure, narcissistic, macho, braindead, or plain disgusting males.  These fuckwits don’t deserve anything.  To the cunts reading this;  Give yourself to a MAN, not just a male. 

[milkingshedowner]

Perfectly put.

[barbsullivan]

Enjoy my nice pages

http://sindeelipstick.tumblr.com/  Sindee Lipstick’s Big Tit Adventures: Where a pretty busty girl makes a career out of her love for tits.

http://barbsullivan.tumblr.com/  TittieGirl Love: Large and Lovely Tit Photos

http://hungryfortit.tumblr.com/  Hungry for Tit: Short Stories Big Tits - Inspiration for Sindee’s adventures.

http://bigmilkyudders.tumblr.com/ Big Milky Udders: Wonderful massive milking tit photos.  

http://titmistress.tumblr.com/  Tit Mistress: for girls who like to suck tit.  Photos of lots of big beautiful titties to worship.

http://beautifuludders.tumblr.com/ The Most Beautiful Udders - My Most Beautiful Titties Hall of Fame.  Maybe someday there’ll be a winner…

[milkingshedowner]

I’ve been reblogging the shit out of Barb.... So here’s a fair payback.  Enjoy.

[goonsometimez]

[milkingshedowner]

Tits that arrive a whole half hour before she does.

[sixpenceee]

Something we should all remember. 

[milkingshedowner]

More to the point, offense is taken, not given.

You choose to take offense, so you own it.

Now fuck off.

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

What’s Your favorite space object?

[milkingshedowner]

Dark Matter, which includes Dark Energy... because Einstein.

[lactatingirl-deactivated2018121]

Full

Don’t even know if that’s the right word to use. Haven’t stretched,suctioned, pumped or even had a suckle session in over 48 hrs. I have this yummy feeling on my breasts like they’re hard and every once in a while I get a small tingle or pinch around my areola, also I don’t know if it’s just placebo but I’ve felt somewhat of a let down reflex and then some dampness on my nipples… I’m not producing any significant amount of milk, just some drops and sprays here and there but I think the fact I haven’t done much stimulation the last few days has, maybe, caused me to have a small buildup and as a result a feeling of being full- my breasts feel hard, my nipples are tense and get erect easily, I want to relieve this feeling but I’m also enjoying how exquisite it feels.

So horny, but I’ll hold off seeking relief for now.

Xo

[milkingshedowner]

I’d like to sign my rights over to the milking shed. Where do I sign up?

There are many things you can do while remaining anonymous but being taken seriously is not one of them.

[milkingshedowner]

My Other Blogs

(hint, hint)

The Breeding Shed

Look! See this?

How to wear a car

How to wear a blonde

Posture is Everything

Perfect Puppygirls

You’re Not Naked Without Heels

[fiercetransgirls]

[blondedollxox-blog]

How perfect are these two

[milkingshedowner]

100% fake and 100% not welcome at the Milking shed.

[tswatch]

Getting anonymous hate? Want to know who it is? Here is a guide on how to track an IP address and then block that IP address from accessing your blog!

Okay so we’ve been getting quite a few requests on how to track the IP of an anonymous user and how to block  anonymous users. So here is a how to guide (with pictures! because I like pictures).

Keep reading

[slutty-peanut]

For everyone getting the threatening anons this week (and every week) 💕💕💕💕

[mxponysyn-deactivated20190620]

Reblog if you’re a hucow/have hucow fantasies/lactophilia fetish!

Let’s try to find each other :) 

[hucowmooncow-xo]

#yes