ā¦I hate writing on paper.
My brain skips letters like Iām sentence mixing a YTP. My hands cramp after about 5 minutes of frantic writing, due to me having, UNDENIABLY, the worst pencil grip known to man (images attached below, I am willing to challenge ANYONE on this fact). If I were any less sane, there is no doubt in my mind that I would have bitten off my fingers by now for betraying me so.
āNow we write the H.ā
ābutā¦ we are writing the word āwhatāā¦. W comes firstā¦.ā
āYOU WILL WRITE H, AND YOU WILL ERASE IT. SUFFER BY YOUR OWN HAND.ā
Colorized footage attached for proof. I made a new letter. I call it double H. Itās H, but you expel all the air in your lungs each time you pronounce it.
And penā¦ pen is my MORTAL enemy. If it isnāt Frixion, and I need to write more than 3 words, call it the Grinch because Iām not touching it with a 39.5 ft pole. I would rather eat toenails without any milk.
āah, Iām so sorry, do you have a pencil I could borrow??ā
no STACEY, pen does NOT work. I have the brain of a dog chasing a squirrel and the pencil grip of a goblin that bends my thumb at a 90Ā° angle. I would rather drown in an actual fountain than use a fountain pen. I would rather have a gun pointed at my nonexistent balls than use a ballpoint pen.
Also, a message to any teacher who requires a blue or black ink pen: I hope your future generations fail you the way that your teaching failed me. I wish you a fraction of the hell my monkey hands go through trying to precisely write your horrid work, ultimately STILL getting it wrong. I hope you know torment, for I am well acquainted.
No clue if itās an ADHD thing, autism thing, or just my silly little brain working too fast. But it is hell on earth. If I reach eternal torment downstairs and writing on a timed exam with pen is my torment? I would completely understand.
Here is my pencil grip. In my 21 years of life, I have never met someone with one worse than mine. I challenge this entire site to find anyone that holds their pencil worse than me. My parents bought fancy pencil grips to teach me to write correctly as a child, and I defied them like a self righteous baboon flinging poop at a wall. Now here is my punishment. My handwriting gets the job done, but in the absolute worst way possible. And it is agony.
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