poop on a rug

I'm Chelsea and I'm kind of a mess but at least people think I'm funny.

[onionchamp]

[onionchamp]

[drunkvanity-deactivated20161113]

When I say the general term “girls” you best believe that AUTOMATICALLY includes trans girls.

[emobaria]

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

[giflounge]

Ups and downs are important in life, proven by mathematics

[unsettlingstories]

That’s about right.

Comic by @verbalvomits

[iloveshikamaru]

[oooooooo]

[eroscestlavie]

me embracing the pain and dangers inherent to life and finding peace 

[90sclubkid]

Michelle Trachtenberg, 1996

[onionchamp]

gonna start a new journal blog soon. message me if u want the url.

[onionchamp]

drunk again. another night another waste. fun night tho.

[onionchamp]

i ask too much, expect too much, rely on too much.

soon i will have no one around the corner.

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

any “do it for her” joke where the text stops making sense doesn’t

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

[onionchamp]

i always worry about things going too well and i guess i was right to do so

[performcpr]

[winterbells1-deactivated2019071]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a woman literally died yesterday because she needed medical treatment and couldn’t get back into the country she’s lived in since 1995. you utter. fucking. morons.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

update: a four-month-old baby who lives in Iran but has family who are American citizens in Oregon was scheduled to undergo urgent heart surgery at a hospital in Portland on February 5; she and her parents are now being denied entry to the United States. these kinds of surgeries take months to plan, and doctors have advised the family that the procedure needs to happen as soon as possible to save the child’s life.

so far, the consequences of the executive orders that “aren’t going to take anything from you or hurt anyone” include the death of a 75-year-old woman and the denial of life-saving medical treatment to a 4-month-old baby. get your fucking heads out of your asses you insensate bastards.

[winterbells1-deactivated2019071]

Sources please

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there are literally links right there in my comments. what do you want me to do, come to your house and click them for you?