Moody Bitch

Your resident gremlin. 20+ old. Pro-fiction (Boo! 👻) Empty head, just TMA and TWST. pfp picture by Fraise

[moody-b1tch]

✨Intro post or whatever✨

Okay, I've been around here for like, two years and I realized a lot of blogs have, a presentation or something. So here I go.

🌺 You can call me Moody or Dess. She/her pronouns (I don't really mind if you use others, tho).

🌺 I'm an adult.

🌺 AO3 menace

🌺 English is my second language, so I might misspell a lot. (My first language is Spanish).

🌺 My post are fuuull of wild typos/words switched by the autocorrect without me noticing. If something I said doesn't make sense AT ALL, please feel free to ask for clarification.

🌺 Main fandoms: Twisted Wonderland, TMA, JJBA.

🌺 This is mainly a (multi) fandom account.

🌺 Dormant fandoms (a.k.a. you won't see me yapping about them often, but it you talk about them, you might awake the beast): Miraculous Ladybug, My Hero Academia, Dungeon Meshi, Fear and Hunger, Avatar (both The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra), Dr. House, Good Omens and Our Flag Means Death, A Song of Ice and Fire.

🌺 I'm not into the fandom, but also like: Inuyasha, Red Dead Redemption, Assassin's Creed, Puella Magi, Devilman: Crybaby and other stuff.

🌺 Some favorite ships (all reversible): Doorkeay, Jmartin // JamiKali, RookVil, FloRid, Idiazul, Jadezul, MalKali, ADeuce, Silbek, Yuu × Malleus // Fugonara, Giomis, Caejose, Jolysui, Josuhan, Josuyasu, MisTrish AbbaGio// bkdk, tddk, dktddk // Aziracrowley // Gentlebeard // Adrianette, Lukanette, Lukami, Marikag.

Before You Follow:

👾 I post/share NSFW stuff, but I always tag it (you can mute "NSFW" and "NSFW post" to avoid.) I try to tag sensitive topics, in general.

👾 Since this platform doesn't allow explicit content, this blog doesn't have an age restriction. Follow under your own risk, I guess.

👾 I have a lot of crackships.

👾 I reblog a lot of not-fandom stuff about politics, LGBTQ+ rights, human rights, feminism, environmental stuff, animals, memes, etc.

Don't interact:

👾: "MAPs" and zoophiles.

👾 TERFS, transphobes, racists misoginist... Anti-human rights, to sum it up.

👾 Zionists. In case the "anti human rights" category is not clear enough.

👾 If you wish people physical harm over fictional shit.

I know DNIs are kinda useless, but if I block you "without reason", well, here's your reason!

👾 If you drop "KYS" or other kinds of suibait.

I don't care about what you ship or what you enjoy or create as long as it is fictional. I try to curate my own experience muting and blocking, so, that's on me. I would appreciate if you tag your stuff, tho. Especially ships. I'm not super vocal about my NOTPs but I try to avoid them like the plague.

And that's it, I guess. Feel free to mute, block, random dm me to info dump, send memes, or ask me if you want me to tag something so you can avoid it.

[shamebats]

"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

[feefal]

Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉

Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.

[feefal]

did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows

[skulkingfoxes]

"Good Morning, Rose"

My short story for the wlw anthology GLIMM*R!

[skulkingfoxes]

Turns out it's Yuri Day, so please enjoy my yuri comic about dreams and first dates!

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[cookingwithroxy]

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

[hunter-rodrigez]

Like... come on man, 310 pages isn't even what I would've considered a particularly long book as a kid.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I don't understand why they're freaked out by book length. A kid can read one 300-page book or six 50-page books and it's the same amount of reading. Scholastic's bread and butter has traditionally been long, LONG series of relatively short children's books; it's known that bookworm kids like to read a lot. Nobody blinks an eye at a kid reading all sixty-ish Animorphs books or a bookshelf's worth of Goosebumps or The Babysitter's Club. But if the pages are stuck together into thicker books then suddenly that's difficult for a kid? 300 pages isn't even all that big for children's fantasy.

[clytemnestraaa]

hi this drives me crazy

canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana

a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.

an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.

fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.

these are all different words with different meanings.

[that-one-support]

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

[pretentious-ravioli]

[baambastic]

The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[scribeherself]

There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[actualbird]

i posted about my omegaverse pill bottles and how they help me take my bipolar meds more regularly and it became a hit tweet im wheezing

[nicothespy]

do people still gaf about phm or am i late to the party

[skunkes]

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[kominfyrirkattarnef]

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. O click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Power is a funny thing.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Here’s the thing. Refusing to accept a compliment can be mildly insulting to the person you’re refusing the compliment from.

It’s like you don’t believe them or don’t respect their opinion basically.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I know, I also have self esteem so low that accepting a compliment feels physically painful but basically calling the person who’s complimenting you a liar doesn’t help anybody including yourself.

[selfship-quotes]

I love soulmates but also this-

[qilingxiong]