Ranch

[crazy-brazilian]

[blizzardofjj]

siblings

[kneworder]

NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE DEGRASSI

[cowdogpaws]

[ruinedchildhood]

[wellillbedamned]

This 1960s children's toy named Gaylord the dog is literally the most depressing, miserable looking creature I have ever seen just fucking look at it

[anyataylorjoy]

The Third Age of the world is ended, and the new age is begun; and it is your task to order its beginning and to preserve what must be preserved.

THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY   1954-1955, writ. J.R.R. Tolkien / 2001-2003, dir. Peter Jackson

[aliciavikander]

dr otto octavius arriving to a different universe and seeing spider-man’s multi million dollar worth nanosuit

[jambearie]

[kazieka]

issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

[kazieka]

me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS

the kittens:

[briannathestrange]

char M E E E E ELEON

[ampervadasz]

[bog-sucker69]

uUHuUUUuUHhbhH *sm a c k*

[thisisradioactive]

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

[thebootydiaries]

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

[happifying-things]

here’s your damn fish

[ask-swagger-dagger-trolls]

(Y E E T)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cringe-sonicoc]

[gengarshade]

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

i did not need to know that

[spacebugarts]

Oh my god its real

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

[shadybacon]

I think my favorite thing about this post is how when you watch the video again it’s incredibly obvious that he’s a manakin, and yet because one fucking dude on twitter claimed to be the person who made the video everyone is citing that tweet like it’s a fucking scholarly source.

[ameriqan]

Oh my god https://youtu.be/aF1qQxPhybE

[verusmihi]

https://mobile.twitter.com/caitlinwoah/status/1090632731078418434

[bonni]

I just saw a gifset that split the word “beautiful” into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

[kineticpenguin]

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

[milkshakecocos]

kid: dad whats a 69

dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

[porterr-robinson]

[thickness-protection-program]