Milkshakes are life

[floweryttale]

So what do you recommend to encourage affection?

[daddyslittledefect]

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

Damn he came for their lives 😂

[self-containedadventures]

LIGHT THESE MOTHER FUCKERS UP COLIN

[c3rvida3]

I can’t believe that the government is watching our every move and yet they refused to warn me that I was about to walk into a Panera where THREE of my exes were working together.

Hey, the government? You could’ve texted me. You’ve got GPS; they’ve got their jobs on Facebook; I know you know we dated. You knew, you have the technology, and you just let me walk in there, make eye contact with them, and walk out without ordering anything. Fuck you. I hate this country.

[pearlmarley]

This baby looks more like John Legend than John Legend looks like John Legend.

[jaaaydead-deactivated20190421]

omg 😍

[chubbychummy]

dude I didn’t even read the caption and my first thought was “that baby looks like John Legend”

[pearlmarley]

Isn’t that crazy though a baby could look more like yourself than you do

[pearlmarley]

John looking at his baby like 🤔

[ruinedchildhood]

[ramenuzumaki]

I just read this on twitter…

[theweakenedstate]

This post needs to be shared, on newspapers, and in all the blogs.

[theblackmanonthemoon]

Iran look lit

[maxmarvel123]

Nightcrawler

Fan artist by Roberta Ingranata

[folklorestv]

#and here’s x-men teaching you an important lesson

[ruinedchildhood]

[antisocialclimber]

[bubblegum-pwussay]

I needed to see this

[jennifergettingthere]

I AM HERE FOR BLACK MEN CALLING THEIR WIVES BY THEIR WHOLE NAMES

[caliphorniaqueen]

[animalrates]

[bellaxiao]

[falconpunchyourmom]

Parallel Earth.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING

[thaebae]

I LOVE

[avadcniels]

[mostlydeadcowboy]

this was a wild ride from start to finish

[vampirescholar]

wow its almost like women want to see themselves represented onscreen

[humansofnewyork]

“My English is not good.  Spoken English is very difficult.  But I want to study at Columbia so I am trying to improve.  I decided to come to America because of Forrest Gump.  I’ve watched the movie five times.  I like Forrest very much.  Forrest is very simple.  He picks one thing, and he keeps going.  When I was young, I thought Forrest was stupid.  But now I have a different view.  I think people are too complicated.  They complain about everything.  Forrest never complains.  Forrest chooses one thing and he keeps going.  I watched the movie last month to encourage me.  My life is hard because people don’t ever know what I’m saying.  But I just think of Forrest.  Forrest figured everything out because he just kept going.”

[inactiveblogger-deactivated2018]

me learning a language: wow! this is so easy!

verb conjugation:

[after-crisis]

"No one will miss me", "I'm better off dead"

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. “For Noah- Dad”

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

[greggaraki]

who is going to ride or die for me this hard