It is the world and I am an oyster!

Just an English-major with a stomach of gold and a heart full of napalm. I'm all over the place but I'll try to get focused at some point.

[glumshoe]

do space whales produce space ambergris

[wizardposting666]

well that begs the question: are there space squids?

that would give you your answer right there

[glumshoe]

if there aren’t space squids I’m going to be pissed

[f1rstperson]

If there arent space squids then what do the space whales eat

[glumshoe]

spaceships

[purrple-bats]

I already read Moby Dick, and it was way too long.

No chance I'm gonna read a space Moby Dick.

[glumshoe]

please it’s only 22 hours long... I’ve read multi-book series where that’s the average length of EACH book... doorstoppers are normal for sci-fi 

[riessene]

Please watch Brian David Gilbert’s video on Cyberpunk 2077

[buryyourhands-deactivated201701]

[hungwy]

Permission to get trench foot, sir?

[officialsexyman-deactivated2023]

Permission granted: IF you post trench foot pics

[hungwy]

before and after, sir

[gomjabbar]

yeast, unaware it’s being used to make bread: “oh fuck yes sugar and water”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[loloftheday]

Energy company has got some sass

[bransrath]

Duke Energy Fined $102 million for Polluting Rivers with Coal Ash

[hawkeabelas]

This is the best summary of the corporate deflection of blame for environmental destruction onto the consumer to save face I’ve ever seen

[knifefightscene]

Sit a girl down, talk to her for fifteen minutes and you will literally have a personal vendetta against her father and every single man she has interacted with throughout her life

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[devanshe-deactivated20210128]

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[auckie]

My blog policy is If you see something, say something

[auckie]

Outstanding. This is what I’m talking about people.

[veryfunnymemes]

[filmaticbby]

Why don't you watch riverdale????

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[melonmemes]

[emblemxeno]

OH MY GOSH

MATTHEW