Assassin, on the phone: I have her
Eist: Who?
Assassin: Your wife
Eist: Oh.
Assasin, confused: . . . oh?
Eist: Yeah you don’t have her. She has you. Good Luck.
screaming in the distance
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Assassin, on the phone: I have her
Eist: Who?
Assassin: Your wife
Eist: Oh.
Assasin, confused: . . . oh?
Eist: Yeah you don’t have her. She has you. Good Luck.
screaming in the distance
Priscilla, talking to Jaskier: You will love again, because time will heal a broken heart...
Priscilla, aiming a brick at Geralt’s window: But not that bitch’s broken window!
(insp.)
The Witcher: Mean Girls edition.
Jaskier: MOTHERFUCKER! YOU LEFT ME TO DIE ON THAT MOUNTAIN!
Geralt: Top 30 reasons why Geralt is sorry, number five will surprise you :D
Jaskier: Top 30 anime deaths, number one... YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW
Tobias Bradford, The Softness from the installation Big Hole, 2022
"Seven tickets for the Barbie movie please"
yeah your boyfriend's crops withered and his harvest won't be enough to survive the coming winter. sorry.
Adorable dorks and their grumpy but protective boyfriends
Butcher: I can’t fucking find it!
MM: What are you looking for?
Butcher: My happiness.
Hughie: *walks in with his hand stuck in a peanut butter jar* Hey, can someone help me tie my shoe?
Butcher:
Butcher: Found it.
Stillwell: who’s my brave boy?
Homelander: me :)
Stillwell: who’s my strong boy?
Homelander: me :)
Stillwell: who gave compound V to terrorists because he was bored?
Homelander: me :)
Homelander: wait
There are no words
yes there are! badass, dope, sick, cool as fuck, etc
man proposing to girlfriend in a mall: will you marry me
girlfriend: oh my god yes!
That one tshirt wall next to the cash register in the nearby spencer’s: 卂几丨爪乇 Ꮆ丨尺ㄥ 卩ㄩ丂丂ㄚ 🌶🌶千ㄩ匚Ҝ 1997 🍆🍑💦 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐔𝐒 𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐘 𝕀𝔽 “𝕤𝕡𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕓𝕠𝕓 𝕤𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤” 𝕎𝔸𝕊 𝔸ℕ 𝔸ℕ𝕀𝕄𝔼 𝔾𝕀ℝ𝕃 𝕀 𝕎𝕆𝕌𝕃𝔻 𝕊𝔼𝕏 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕊ℍ𝕀𝕋 𝘽𝙞𝙜 𝙛𝙖𝙣 𝙊𝙛 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙗𝙨 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙚! 𝘼𝙣𝙮 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙗𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙤˜”*°•.˜”*°• I DONT NEED THERAPY I NEED MY FOLDER OF CROPPED CARTOON WOMEN MOANING •°*”˜.•°*”˜ 𝖕𝖊𝖔𝖕𝖑𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖒𝖊▀▄▀▄▀▄ 🎀 𝐿𝐸𝒯 𝑀𝐸 𝒮𝐸𝐸 𝒴🏵𝒰𝑅 𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒮 🎀 ▄▀▄▀▄▀ 🅳🅾🅴🆂 🅰🅽🆈🅾🅽🅴 🅴🅻🆂🅴 🅷🅰🆅🅴 🆃🆆🅾 🅱🆄🆃🆃🅲🅷🅴🅴🅺🆂 🅾🆁 🅸🆂 🅸🆃 🅹🆄🆂🆃 🅼🅴 ᵂᴱᴸᶜᴼᴹᴱ ᵀᴼ ᴾᴼᴿᴺ ᵀᴼᵂᴺ ᴾᴼᴾᵁᴸᴬᵀᴵᴼᴺ ᴹᴱ 𝔀𝓱𝔂 𝔀𝓸𝓷’𝓽 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓹𝓾𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓬..? (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ BITCHESSS!!! BITCHESSSS ♥(photo of anime heart eyes) (drooling anime girl on a leash) Homer░Simspnon. (ゆゅド)
happy 10 year anniversary to man door hand hook car door.