[queens-mages-witchers]

Assassin, on the phone: I have her

Eist: Who?

Assassin: Your wife

Eist: Oh.

Assasin, confused: . . . oh?

Eist: Yeah you don’t have her. She has you. Good Luck.

screaming in the distance

[g-a-y-b-a-c-o-n]

Priscilla, talking to Jaskier: You will love again, because time will heal a broken heart...

Priscilla, aiming a brick at Geralt’s window: But not that bitch’s broken window!

[queenrojpag]

(insp.)

[cantfightfatetoo]

The Witcher: Mean Girls edition.

[sillymanwithideas]

Jaskier: MOTHERFUCKER! YOU LEFT ME TO DIE ON THAT MOUNTAIN!

Geralt: Top 30 reasons why Geralt is sorry, number five will surprise you :D

Jaskier: Top 30 anime deaths, number one... YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW

[grundoonmgnx]

Tobias Bradford, The Softness from the installation Big Hole, 2022

[clown-of-rivia]

"Seven tickets for the Barbie movie please"

[depsidase]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

yeah your boyfriend's crops withered and his harvest won't be enough to survive the coming winter. sorry.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[non-human-feelings]

Adorable dorks and their grumpy but protective boyfriends

[therealhughiecampbell]

Butcher: I can’t fucking find it!

MM: What are you looking for?

Butcher: My happiness.

Hughie: *walks in with his hand stuck in a peanut butter jar* Hey, can someone help me tie my shoe?

Butcher:

Butcher: Found it.

[bitchybutcher]

Stillwell: who’s my brave boy?

Homelander: me :)

Stillwell: who’s my strong boy?

Homelander: me :)

Stillwell: who gave compound V to terrorists because he was bored?

Homelander: me :)

Homelander: wait

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

There are no words

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

yes there are! badass, dope, sick, cool as fuck, etc

[campyvillain]

man proposing to girlfriend in a mall: will you marry me

girlfriend: oh my god yes!

That one tshirt wall next to the cash register in the nearby spencer’s: 卂几丨爪乇 Ꮆ丨尺ㄥ 卩ㄩ丂丂ㄚ 🌶🌶千ㄩ匚Ҝ 1997 🍆🍑💦 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐔𝐒 𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐘 𝕀𝔽 “𝕤𝕡𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕓𝕠𝕓 𝕤𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤” 𝕎𝔸𝕊 𝔸ℕ 𝔸ℕ𝕀𝕄𝔼 𝔾𝕀ℝ𝕃 𝕀 𝕎𝕆𝕌𝕃𝔻 𝕊𝔼𝕏 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕊ℍ𝕀𝕋 𝘽𝙞𝙜 𝙛𝙖𝙣 𝙊𝙛 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙗𝙨 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙚! 𝘼𝙣𝙮 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙗𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙤˜”*°•.˜”*°• I DONT NEED THERAPY I NEED MY FOLDER OF CROPPED CARTOON WOMEN MOANING •°*”˜.•°*”˜ 𝖕𝖊𝖔𝖕𝖑𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖒𝖊▀▄▀▄▀▄ 🎀 𝐿𝐸𝒯 𝑀𝐸 𝒮𝐸𝐸 𝒴🏵𝒰𝑅 𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒮 🎀 ▄▀▄▀▄▀ 🅳🅾🅴🆂 🅰🅽🆈🅾🅽🅴 🅴🅻🆂🅴 🅷🅰🆅🅴 🆃🆆🅾 🅱🆄🆃🆃🅲🅷🅴🅴🅺🆂 🅾🆁 🅸🆂 🅸🆃 🅹🆄🆂🆃 🅼🅴 ᵂᴱᴸᶜᴼᴹᴱ ᵀᴼ ᴾᴼᴿᴺ ᵀᴼᵂᴺ ᴾᴼᴾᵁᴸᴬᵀᴵᴼᴺ ᴹᴱ 𝔀𝓱𝔂 𝔀𝓸𝓷’𝓽 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓹𝓾𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓬..? (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ BITCHESSS!!! BITCHESSSS ♥(photo of anime heart eyes) (drooling anime girl on a leash) Ｈｏｍｅｒ░Ｓｉｍｓｐｎｏｎ．　（ゆゅド）

[lesbianshepard]

happy 10 year anniversary to man door hand hook car door. 

[aanau]