flops over like a squid

Mel | 23 | She/him

[kod-lyoko]

[lustcannibalism]

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[deanky]

[prokopetz]

I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

[prokopetz]

"Could Batman beat Captain America" trite, tedious, bullshit. "Could Deadpool beat Roger Rabbit" now you have my attention.

[uinferno]

[niidsch]

Hamsterz Life ✰ 2006

[fakehistory]

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

[yesornopolls]

Did your parents threaten to take your bedroom door off the hinges cause you keep locking the door for privacy reasons?

Did your parents threaten to take your bedroom door off the hinges cause you keep locking the door for privacy reasons?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 23, 2025

[miiilowo]

you lost yourself to the woke agenda. Stop being a trans man and go back to a cis man

I don't know what to add in response to this ask it's perfect on it's own. I don't want to soil it

[swagophile]

16 year old poster: so fcking sick of all the weirdo parashippers in the BFDI fandom, whatever, hope they all violently kill themselves!

19 year old poster: rockstar energy is kind of like if tea was goated

23 year old poster: im going four beers mode

28 year old poster: A wife can also be a daughter if an angel decides it so. But she must have love and a frail waifish body

34 year old poster: i've been enjoying playing metal gear solid 2.. wonderful game (ﾐ ᵕ ω ᵕ ﾐ)

45 year old poster: Tired of all the misery posts and doomscrollers on my feed. 😒 I wish Kamala had won, but this f*cked democracy is going to hell in a handbasket. I'm probably screwed. Oh well. At least I have coffee. 😔

6 year old poster: Goopa Troopa Maro And Bowsar Have Battle. And MArio Love. Yosi

[milkywaytowns]

if i dont get this apartment i might actually kill myself by the end of april oh my fucking god

[milkywaytowns]

if i have to live with this fucking woman for any longer than 2 months maximum im either going to kill myself or kill her and id rather just die than go to prison

[milkywaytowns]

didnt get it. awesome!

[alkemylabz]

Ant is so adorable.

[milkywaytowns]

if i dont get this apartment i might actually kill myself by the end of april oh my fucking god

[milkywaytowns]

if i have to live with this fucking woman for any longer than 2 months maximum im either going to kill myself or kill her and id rather just die than go to prison

[milkywaytowns]

if i dont get this apartment i might actually kill myself by the end of april oh my fucking god

[milkywaytowns]

random mom vent truth nuke

was sick this morning so i politely asked her if she could take angel to work and she just started screaming in my face about how she 'wont fall for this shit anymore' and how im 'just a dirty liar who wants to sleep in' and i was so tired of it i just said 'ok.' and went back to my room and now im applying for apartments

i dont fucking care if prices are raising shes done. im done. when i move out im blocking her everywhere and im never speaking to her again. i have given her hundreds of chances to treat me like a human being and she cant even manage that. i have been carting this stupid cunt to work for free for 6 months now because she just downright refuses to get her shit together. i just got a new car and her driveway is ruining my undercarriage because she refused to get it fixed last summer when she had ample time to do so.

this woman will die alone with nobody around her and i cannot wait for it because the moment she comes crawling to me crying and whining about how im her favorite child im going to laugh in her stupid fucking face. she is the root of all of my problems and when she is gone i will feel nothing but relief. good christ

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

me and the gang

[closet-keys]

love wearing my fave “Drugs” shirt

[milkywaytowns]