Asexuals probably don't give a fuck.

German stage manager working in an austrian theatre. they/them (dey/deren) Nothing to see here.

[oscarpiastismissinghairline]

[thatwasthenightthingschanged]

every passing day with Merz as our chancellor just makes more and more clear that that man hasn't worked in a "normal" job for at least thirty years

[leclercity]

a likely place for him to be

[team-orders]

mark webber & oscar piastri overtaking a ferrari into eau rouge, 15 years apart

[whotookmygender]

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[satan-offical]

I posted this yesterday and it already has 3k notes

[24hours-of-lee]

because it's the most relatable post you have ever posted

[satan-offical]

Trout fucking post is right there but okay

[cxbin-pxrsephone]

“But EPIC isn’t accurate either!”

I’m sorry but I’m gonna judge a movie with a 250 million budget and Oscar winning director harsher than I judge a musical made by a (formerly) smaller artist that started posting his music on TikTok for the fun of it

[lan-do-osc-ar]

oscar i know times are tough right now but no matter what happens do not cut your hair. it'll only make it worse

[l0veyourselfirst]

this sequence of photos <3

[watchagonnado]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

"Verrohung", "Vertrauenskrise" Brudi, dich mag seit über 20 Jahren keiner 😭

[princemick]

OSCAR -- SATURDAY, BELGIAN GP 2023

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[chucklepea-hotpot]

der frühe vogel hat anxiety und fragt sich ständig ob er sich nicht tatsächlich vertan hat und in wirklichkeit 2h zu spät ist

[tatwaffel]

dachte als bundeskanzler lernt man irgendwie, dass man die arbeitende bevölkerung nicht zum arbeiten motiviert, indem man sie faul nennt und per gesetz nötigt basically nie wieder krank zu sein, aber dann sehe ich fickarsch merz an und merke: man lernt es wohl nicht.

[chucklepea-hotpot]

"i asked ai" well i listened to coldmirror's podcasts and now i have a vast range of trivia that i wouldn't have come across otherwise