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I hate it when people piss my character off, the character reacts negatively, and the asker gets butthurt because they didn’t like the reaction! My character is an asshole; expect it!
// this is what Major does to keep track of Hans in a large crowd
I really want an AU where everyone from Hellsing are children and 'Millennium' and 'Hellsing' and 'Iscariot' are the names of three kid gangs in the neighborhood and they all have tree houses and have epic water fights and take it all dead serious, and Major has a big sign saying 'No girls allowed' but lets in everyone but Integra because he'd be a chubby little brat.
Millenium Dinner
—-
- [ F L A S H B A C K ] -
From the basement came the sounds of chains, rattling and being tossed against iron bars of a cage. Loud snorts and heavy breathing was heard while some men were calling for help to hold the chains tigh or tie them to the walls.
When the man got out of the basement, the creature they had captured, usually continued to make loud noises as if it was going to break the building in until it would grow silent.
This was in Wolfsburg, a city in Germany. Some villagers had, with the help of german soldiers, successfully captured a very rare creature. A creature, the third Reich wanted to use for the war that was going on since weeks. So they had locked it up in the basement of a tavern, since this basement actually had chains made out of silver. The only material that worked against a creature like him.
Needless to say everyone was rather nervous. If this monster would get better and break out, they were all as good as dead. They were all just waiting for the leader, the one who had send them out to hunt for this creature and soon they saw his car parking before the tavern.
Two soldiers ran up to the car, saluting as they held their weapons high. “Herr Major, Sir! We’ve sucessfully capturing a single one, more were not to be found. It’s like, they vanished over the past weeks.”
The Doc was with the Major, opening the door of the car for him and smirking rather excited. He could not wait to see it. A creature straight from hell, terorrizing humans since centuries and soon be used against the enemy…
—-
The Major stepped out of the car, his black boots splashing in a puddle underfoot. He looked down disinterestedly regarding the state of his boots before looking up at the mundane, cloudy sky. He looked as if he hadn’t a care in the world, besides his mild disgruntlement at the poor weather; but obviously that was far from true.
Despite his act of indifference the Major felt like a child before its birthday. He had to resist the urge to rub his hands together in eager anticipation as the soldiers filled him in on the situation.
Ah, he hoped it was not a runt.
A pack of werewolves had been detected and that was a most miraculous find but the incompetent soldiers apparently were only able to capture one. Major had two assumptions for the captured beast: it was either a runt who could not keep up with the pack, or it was an alpha that had fought without abandon or hesitation and had eventually worn itself out.
Major knew which was more preferable but the truth was both would need training, for starters: it had already been caught. He could not risk it being caught ever again.
He tipped his head to the soldiers and walked into the tavern, walking past a timid Inn Keeper and his wife who looked suitable terrified at the situation.
“Awful weather, isn’t it,” he tsked, brushing off a few raindrops him his lapel, “now, where are you keeping him?”
—-
The Inn Keeper and his whife gave a very respectful bow, shaking to the core as they gave a nod. They couldn’t believe how this man could walk down there so calmly. While his wife was holding on to his arm, the man pointed to the basement door with a shaky hand.
As he pulled himself back together, he moved to unlock the door and take a step aside. “He’s in there..” Grasping his hat he pressed it against his chest in a nervous way.
The Doc simply gave an amused smirk and seemed barely able to hold back his excitement. Taking two soldiers with them, the Major and the Doc walked down the stairs, deeper down into the basement until they reached the rooms which was covered in various locks and chains.
After the door was opened, the sound of quietly rattling chains was heard and heavy breathing. The Doc nodded towards one of the soldiers to turn the light switch on and as the small light bulb finally began to come to life, the sight of a man was in front of them.
Strong build, probably in his mid twenty with wild, blonde hair that was falling over his right eye and framing his face. The Doc stared with interest at the man before them. He looked human but his eyes held the wild anger of a creature that wanted to rip, hunt and kill.
Hans was tied to the wall by chains. Two around his wrists, two around his ankles, one around his neck and a muzzle for his face. All these chains were made out of silver instead of steel which caused red wounds to appear on the mans skin, like he had been branded with hot iron.
Major regarded the trapped wolf-man with a look of utter elation. He stepped close, but not too close, looking over the angry beast. He looked about ready to leap and slit Major’s throat, so it was probably a good thing he had those chains binding him, but alas, it felt like such a shame to mark such a miraculous monster.
He tilted his head, his glasses catching the dim light of the room, “Evening, Hurr Werewolf,” he grinned, placing his hands behind his back casually, showing he was relaxed even when staring directly into the face of danger.
“It is a shame, isn’t it?” he spoke so softly, as if speaking to a child, “for you to be holed up in a dingy little shit hole like this,” he wrinkled his nose to express his distaste, “and those nasty chains, must be awfully painful. Nothing like the freedom of the forest, hm?”
he stepped closer, breaching the line of safety, “I can see you out of these, I can show you a whole new type of freedom,” he stared at Hans with cold gold eyes, leaning over slightly, before leaning back up and nodding curtly and turning to Doc and the soldiers.
“He’s perfect, prepare the vans to take him back to base,”
Millenium Dinner
The Major allowed himself to get comfortable in the back seat, folding his legs and then lacing his hands together and resting them in his lap. He stared out of his window, watching as their base grew further and further away. He noticed a broken window up on one of the upper floors from where the soldiers had attempted to ruin the major’s evening meal, but had not succeeded.
He chuckled lightly, thinking to his loyal bodyguard. He was glad to have Hans by his side, as his constant entertainment and protection, he often wondered if anyone else would ever be able to fulfil his expectations the way Hans did. Constantly silent, loyal, and obeying, he was the perfect solider.
Major thought back to the day he first met Hans, when he had been an angry untameable monster rather than the perfect soldier he was today. He chuckled back at the memory… for a moment letting himself get lost in reminiscing.
—-
- [ F L A S H B A C K ] -
From the basement came the sounds of chains, rattling and being tossed against iron bars of a cage. Loud snorts and heavy breathing was heard while some men were calling for help to hold the chains tigh or tie them to the walls.
When the man got out of the basement, the creature they had captured, usually continued to make loud noises as if it was going to break the building in until it would grow silent.
This was in Wolfsburg, a city in Germany. Some villagers had, with the help of german soldiers, successfully captured a very rare creature. A creature, the third Reich wanted to use for the war that was going on since weeks. So they had locked it up in the basement of a tavern, since this basement actually had chains made out of silver. The only material that worked against a creature like him.
Needless to say everyone was rather nervous. If this monster would get better and break out, they were all as good as dead. They were all just waiting for the leader, the one who had send them out to hunt for this creature and soon they saw his car parking before the tavern.
Two soldiers ran up to the car, saluting as they held their weapons high. “Herr Major, Sir! We’ve sucessfully capturing a single one, more were not to be found. It’s like, they vanished over the past weeks.”
The Doc was with the Major, opening the door of the car for him and smirking rather excited. He could not wait to see it. A creature straight from hell, terorrizing humans since centuries and soon be used against the enemy…
—-
The Major stepped out of the car, his black boots splashing in a puddle underfoot. He looked down disinterestedly regarding the state of his boots before looking up at the mundane, cloudy sky. He looked as if he hadn’t a care in the world, besides his mild disgruntlement at the poor weather; but obviously that was far from true.
Despite his act of indifference the Major felt like a child before its birthday. He had to resist the urge to rub his hands together in eager anticipation as the soldiers filled him in on the situation.
Ah, he hoped it was not a runt.
A pack of werewolves had been detected and that was a most miraculous find but the incompetent soldiers apparently were only able to capture one. Major had two assumptions for the captured beast: it was either a runt who could not keep up with the pack, or it was an alpha that had fought without abandon or hesitation and had eventually worn itself out.
Major knew which was more preferable but the truth was both would need training, for starters: it had already been caught. He could not risk it being caught ever again.
He tipped his head to the soldiers and walked into the tavern, walking past a timid Inn Keeper and his wife who looked suitable terrified at the situation.
“Awful weather, isn’t it,” he tsked, brushing off a few raindrops him his lapel, “now, where are you keeping him?”
About Him
The Major, is a vindictive sadistic warlord. Do not assume him to give two damns about your feelings, whether or not you are an original or canon character the Major will probably regard you in the same indifference and mild amusement he does with everyone.
Never expect me to play Major ‘nicely’ he is not nice. He is manipulative and passionate, never, ever, nice. Even if you are part of the Millennium do not be surprised if the Major conducts some of his physical or social experiments on you just for his own entertainment.
If it ever seems that the Major has a soft spot for Hans or Schrodinger try not to see it as such, it is more like he has more use or sentimental value of them. Like possessions that he happens to be more attached to than others… kind of like a favourite coat, or footstool.
None of Major’s opinions or values are shared by me, that much should be obvious, but I feel like it should be stated.
I have the tendency to be a little… troublesome, while in character. The Major enjoys tormenting people as a way of passing time, for alas, there cannot always be a battle to watch. However, he enjoys settling for the second best and that is the battle of ethics, morality and pride.
All delightfully tricky little human details, which he likes to pick apart.
There’s seldom few things that are quite as entertaining as watching someone tear at the seams due to their own fabricated ideologies.
Without further ado, please feel free to approach the Major, he does not bite…
No, that is what Hans is for.
if Rip was such a great soldier why did you take her unique talent for granted with using her as only something to stall alucard with?
"Because this is war, and dyeing in battle is not a bad fate,"
are you attracted to the major?
// Yes.
Millenium Dinner
Major tapped his chin in silent contemplation before raising it and shaking his head, “That will not be necessary, doctor,” he rejected the medical man’s offer with a kurt gesture, “I will go myself, with Hans, to KZ and deal with this myself, and while we are there we can pick up a few test subjects for you, ah yes, yes, I like this plan,” he nodded a grin forming on his round face once more.
“It shall be quite an outing, I am desperate for some fresh air and this situation needs to be remedied immediately. Why not kill three birds with one stones, or something like that, hm?” he clapped his hands together as if sealing the deal.
“Yes! Come now Hans, let’s go ready one of the cars,”
—-
Of course the worried expression immediantelly returned to the Doccs face as the Major told him about going out to drive to the KZ himself. “B-But Major! They’re probably just waiting for you there!”
With a sigh, the Doc could just watch as the Major already walked out of the laboratory, giving Hans his next orders. Well, as long as the Captain was with the Major, there was probably not much to worry about.
Chewing a little on his finger again the Doc moved to take care of his next test subject.
Outside the building, Hans opened the door of the Jeep for the Major to enter. As he was sitting on the backseat, Hans sat down in the drivers seat and started the engine. They left the Townhall of Warsaw behind them as Hans drove down the muddy street towards the KZ.
The Major allowed himself to get comfortable in the back seat, folding his legs and then lacing his hands together and resting them in his lap. He stared out of his window, watching as their base grew further and further away. He noticed a broken window up on one of the upper floors from where the soldiers had attempted to ruin the major’s evening meal, but had not succeeded.
He chuckled lightly, thinking to his loyal bodyguard. He was glad to have Hans by his side, as his constant entertainment and protection, he often wondered if anyone else would ever be able to fulfil his expectations the way Hans did. Constantly silent, loyal, and obeying, he was the perfect solider.
Major thought back to the day he first met Hans, when he had been an angry untameable monster rather than the perfect soldier he was today. He chuckled back at the memory… for a moment letting himself get lost in reminiscing.
the whole enchilada, i see
// Yup! That's me~ is your curiosity satisfied?
Are you male or female? (anon thats asking mun information)
// I'm a chick with boobs and everything
That wasn't true... She knew that wasn't true she... Her eyes glanced down at her hand. She had dug her nails into the soft flesh and now bled. She wasn't weak. And it wasn't his language. A small sound of cracking came from her hand as it morphed into a small blade. Taking the blade she stabbed it next to his head. Anger fired in her crimson hues that spiraled into black pupils of her irises. "Nein." (Can we turn this into a thread?)
"You are doing a spectacular job at proving your foolishness," he chuckled, "do you expect me to be impressed by ill-though attacks? You are young and stupid, brash and thoughtless and you are doing nothing to prove otherwise,"
// sure go for it~
Basic information and a picture please!
// No picture, but I assure you: I'm hot. hahahahahahano.
I'm 19 years old, from England. I have a thing for playing men in places of authority c:<
Can we have some information on the mun please ` w `?
// What would you wish to know?
(What do you think about the other millenium rpers? The rips, zorins, hans, ect. What are your take on the characters?)
// gonna answer this ooc
Thus far every rp’er in this fandom I’ve interacted with is fantastic. Obviously people like the-major’s-car, wolf-captain-hans, stringlike, the-policegirl, zoolinblitz and mistressofhellsing are all held in highest esteem as they are friends that I have in various other fandoms and… well fuck they’re my bros, I love them.
But then there’s people like master-of-monsters, littleheadofhellsing, burned-flesh, voivodealucard and thehuntress-ripvanwinkle who I’ve met via this fandom and they’re all really damn amazing and worth mentioning.
Every single one of the aforementioned people are incredibly brilliant and fantastically in-character. I’m impressed with the quality of Hellsing roleplayers~ I must say it’s a privilege to have had the chance to rp with every single one of these characters.
All in all…
The Major wishes to hug you all.
Forgive me if I sound perverted, Major, but I have noticed that Ms. Van Winkle and Ms. Blitz are the only females in your army. Has that led to any... "situations" among the group?
"Do not apologize, I am well aware that those with basic intellect are often unable to keep their mind away from basic carnal desires.
To answer your question however, not particularly. My men have a lust for war and blood rather than the sins of the flesh-- I assume. What they do in the barracks is of no concern of mine.
Besides, my two valued female soldiers you mentioned are of higher ranking than most. If they wanted they could, excuse my crude language but 'kick their asses to the curb',"
She held her tongue between her teeth. It wasn't his language. Arma was merely raised in Germany for the first ten years of her life. How could he... Why was she even standing up to him? She stepped back to walk away. He had won. She was a mere bug compared to his boot and army. {{ Idk what i am doing, I sorry if I suck at this. }}
"Easily frightened child, I thought we had established your cowardice before. Why do you keep attempting to stand up to Me? Or anyone for that matter... surely you know you'll never win?"
// you do not suck, the Major is just an ass <3