The time of pretend control of the land from the ignorant and oblivious deuterostome is coming to an end. They have failed to please our protostome overlords in taking care of the precious land and in doing so have disrupted the plans of our benevolent overseer’s to travel to new worlds to spread their beautiful visionary mission for universal peace. After seeing the pitiful display the ass donuts have exhibited upon the lands the protostome council have decided to end this era by raising the C02 levels and bringing about the next ere Carboniferous 2(C2). Fortunately, while most non perfect lifeforms will perish, during the C2 period our overlords have decided that some allotment of recognition will be set aside for the select few species and individuals who have entertained them or those who have performed a satisfactory job within their role. You have been informed.
-The Official Arbiter of Objective Truth, The Steward of the Council of Protostome Authority, Lowly Servant of the Great Diplopoda Line of the Myriapoda.
Praise be to Protostomia
Long live the Arthropoda
Many thanks to Pneumodesmus Newmani the First; The Great Visionary, Conqueror of the Land, The Protostome Pioneer.