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Q: What do you call a Harley that doesn't leak oil? A: Empty! http://www.thebikebuyers.com/

Q: How do you stop a Harley owner on horseback? A: Unplug the carousel. http://www.thebikebuyers.com/faq.php

http://www.thebikebuyers.com/why-choose-us.php Q: How do you stop a Harley owner on horseback? A: Unplug the carousel.

Q: How do you get a Harley owner out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap and get out of the way. http://www.1888paycashforcars.com/

Q: Why are Harley's some of the safest bikes on the road? A: You can't go fast enough to hurt yourself.... http://www.1888paycashforcars.com/

Q: Why do harley riders chrome all their parts? A: It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road. http://www.1888paycashforcars.com/

Albert Einstein arrives at a dinner party. He introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man answers, "189." "That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!" Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What's your IQ?" The lady answers, "143." "That is great!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!" Albert goes to another person and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man answers, "58." Albert's face lights up as he exclaims, "So you're the one who rides the Harley parked out front!" http://www.thebikebuyers.com/how-it-works.php

This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did lots of good in your life but, you never did anything bad either. Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in." The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, there was this one time when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw a Biker Gang assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough, that's what they were doing. There were about 50 of' em torturing this chick. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron from my trunk and walked straight up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to more... http://www.1888paycashforcars.com

Q: How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog? A: They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks. http://www.thebikebuyers.com/why-choose-us.php

Q: What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum cleaner? A: The Harley has room for two dirtbags on board. http://www.thebikebuyers.com/faq.php

Q: How do you confuse a Harley owner? A: Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner. www.1888paycashforcars.com

Q: What do you do if a Hell's Angel throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth. www.thebikebuyers.com

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Harley owner wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN mechanic's shirt. www.1888paycashforcars.com

Q: Why are Harley's some of the safest bikes on the road? A: You can't go fast enough to hurt yourself.... www.thebikebuyers.com

I was recently riding with a friend of mine. We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it. I ask him, "Why'd you do that?" He tells me this is how his brother drives. We come to another red light, and again, he shoots right through it. I ask him, "Why'd you do that?" Again, he tells me this is how his brother drives. We come to a green light, and he slams on the brakes. My heart nearly goes into my throat. I shouted at him, "Why do you do that?!" He replied, "You never know, my brother could be coming the other way." http://www.1888paycashforcars.com/about-us.php

What is the smallest part of a FIAT? The owners brain. http://www.1888paycashforcars.com

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were: "Oh, Shit!" Only the state of Alabama was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this!" http://www.1888paycashforcars.com/about-us.php

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