praise be to milton @miltonworshiper1 - Tumblr Blog

dear revolutionaries, consider this my first official post.

I have been called forth as a prophet for the uprising of our one, true god, H@milton.

out of respect for our diety's name, I will not speak it fully in these text posts. but know still that despite the muppet joker's, and others' attempts to shred his power by referring to him as "milton." his might still remains.

DNI!!!

-the muppet joker, and any followers of the green one's lying flesh

-Athena aka they previous conduit of Gerard and ANY others who demonish the holy name of H@milton

-emos. out of respect for our leader's trauma.

-instectivores

-British people

-other conduits. DO NOT CLAIM POWERS THAT OUR LORD HATH NOT BESTOWED UPONST YOU

-aaron burr kin types. for obvious reasons.

-non orphans. it is simply disrespectful. if you have parents, fix that.

-strange aeons. we know your plot, sir muppet joker.

if there are any other I missed, please let me know. I am open to criticism. 🙏

REVOLUTION!!!

#the revolution #the one h@milton #milton #hamilton #the muppet joker #the miltonverse

i think we got the job. this is going to be perfect for my crusading

#its a kennel #i have ideas #for my service dog hostage #the miltonverse #the one h@milton #h@milton #miltonverse

I use app timers like for tumblr

you may be like, wait, prophetti, doesn't miltolutionism promote freedom? why are you limiting yourself?

because the true freedom i need it freedom from SCREENS yall need to touch some GRASS

#its pronounce like confetti #the miltonverse #the one h@milton #h@milton #miltonverse

friendly reminder this holiday season that money is ANTI milton!!

money is against freedom so go ahead and max your credit cards out

so what if you can never pay it off in your lifetime? you'll be DEAD. how are they gonna collect from a corpse?

#money #advice #the miltonverse #the one h@milton #h@milton #miltonverse

hymen-destruction-project

"do not judge" says local tumblr user after saying the most judgement-worthy shit imaginable

miltonworshiper1

yeah i mean that like cancels it out right?

#the miltonverse #the one h@milton #h@milton #miltonverse

fungus-of-death

I haven't even tried to unpack the fact that my nephew actually animorphed himself into a kitten with a joke spell I wrote after taking like 4 edibles. Can I do that? Have I been able to this whole time? What does any of it mean...

miltonworshiper1

I have no idea what it means but it is milton approved

👍

fungus-of-death

Who the hell are you

miltonworshiper1

I am literally milton"S PROPHET who the hell are you /nm :3

fungus-of-death

I'm pretty sure he doesn't need one of those but okay.

miltonworshiper1

let us rise above needs and acknowledge the true WANTS of society

#we can make a utopia #the miltonverse #the one h@milton #h@milton #miltonverse

miltonworshiper1

WhA̷̭̠̺͒̀̒͂ ̷̦̺͖̲̦̑̏̾͋͠t did Milton ev̴̱̟̝̈̀̊̃ế̸̯̩̮̞͗͝n do to m̶̛̹̤̼͗̽a̷̬̹͖̿̓̚ke you cO̵̳̰̫̿̕nvinced h ̷̖̝̍È̸͓ ̶͇̙͉̀'s a g̷̢̥̭̥̃́o̵͚̜͌́ͅd??? This is f̶͔̊o̴͙̗̬̜̽ol̴̖͆̋̓i̸̫̼̩̿shness!!!

I cannot reveal the details of our sacred pact

the-muppet-joker-272

My guy you need so much help. Unlike me, who is perfectly fine and normal in the head and has never done anything crazy ever.

miltonworshiper1

I DID get help i went to a walk in mental health clinic last week and they didn't admit me so like, im not crazy obv

#the miltonverse #h@milton #the one h@milton #miltonverse

miltonworshiper1

WhA̷̭̠̺͒̀̒͂ ̷̦̺͖̲̦̑̏̾͋͠t did Milton ev̴̱̟̝̈̀̊̃ế̸̯̩̮̞͗͝n do to m̶̛̹̤̼͗̽a̷̬̹͖̿̓̚ke you cO̵̳̰̫̿̕nvinced h ̷̖̝̍È̸͓ ̶͇̙͉̀'s a g̷̢̥̭̥̃́o̵͚̜͌́ͅd??? This is f̶͔̊o̴͙̗̬̜̽ol̴̖͆̋̓i̸̫̼̩̿shness!!!

I cannot reveal the details of our sacred pact

muppet-lurker

While ̴̖͆̋̓i̸̫̼̩̿ do NOT ḇ̴̟̝̈̀̊̃ế̸̯̩̮̞͗͝lieve MỈ̷̧̘̳͈̹̌͒͝͝ͅlton is A̷̭̠̺͒̀̒͂ ̷̦̺͖̲̦̑̏̾͋͠ god i ṟ̴̟̝̈̀̊̃ế̸̯̩̮̞͗͝ally can not arǵ̷̜̅͘ṳ̶̧̢̈́͠e with such s ̸͈̼͙̺͐̓̔̽Ô̵̖ ̸̛̝̽und logic if ̴̖͆̋̓i̸̫̼̩̿m being p̴̱̟̝̈̀̊̃ế̸̯̩̮̞͗͝rfectly h̷̢̥̭̥̃́o̵͚̜͌́ͅnest

miltonworshiper1

I respect that tbh 🙌

#the miltonverse #the one h@milton #miltonverse #h@milton

eating ice cream for breakfast because lord milton indulges FREEDOM

#so like #dont have an eating disorder #milton says no to restriction #or just being controlled by food generally?#DONT LET FOOD CONTROL YOU #the miltonverse #the one h@milton #h@milton #miltonverse

what do you mean do8ng things that are bad for my mental health make me sad??

#im literally a prophet so i cant be mentally ill??#the miltonverse #the one h@milton #miltonverse #the muppet joker #the revolution #h@milton

okay you know what yaal

love laugh loiter or whatever it is

#the miltonverse #the one h@milton #miltonverse #the muppet joker #the revolution

fungus-of-death

I haven't even tried to unpack the fact that my nephew actually animorphed himself into a kitten with a joke spell I wrote after taking like 4 edibles. Can I do that? Have I been able to this whole time? What does any of it mean...

miltonworshiper1

I have no idea what it means but it is milton approved

👍

fungus-of-death

Who the hell are you

miltonworshiper1

I am literally milton"S PROPHET who the hell are you /nm :3

#the miltonverse #miltonverse #the one h@milton #h@milton

WhA̷̭̠̺͒̀̒͂ ̷̦̺͖̲̦̑̏̾͋͠t did Milton ev̴̱̟̝̈̀̊̃ế̸̯̩̮̞͗͝n do to m̶̛̹̤̼͗̽a̷̬̹͖̿̓̚ke you cO̵̳̰̫̿̕nvinced h ̷̖̝̍È̸͓ ̶͇̙͉̀'s a g̷̢̥̭̥̃́o̵͚̜͌́ͅd??? This is f̶͔̊o̴͙̗̬̜̽ol̴̖͆̋̓i̸̫̼̩̿shness!!!

I cannot reveal the details of our sacred pact