“Well boys, I’ll be honest, it was a decent presentation, engaging, poin-But...hold on...”
“Yes, she just confirmed it, those numbers don’t add up.”
“Ha! Don’t look so surprised. I always keep her on hand, or in this case, on her knees under the desk. You were aware I had my handler’s license?”
“Oh, Yes, she’s been my little golden goose. Haven’t you dear? Mmm. Best ideas and best head. Simply lovely..”
“Not sure what broke her exactly, but she was picked up fingering her asshole in the middle of a video meeting with a client nearly, three years ago now?”
“Yes she’s always been brilliant though, our client relationship program? She pioneered that when she first started here and increased our retention rates 150%.”
“Haha, yes! I had forgotten how long you’ve been here Tom. This is what happened to her.”
“Well, the US DBS does a great job and she was identified and flagged long before-“
“The US Department of Broken Sluts, Dave. Ever heard of it? No? Ah Tom, where’d you find this guy?”
“No Dave, the US DBS identifies people that are dangerous sluts and rounds them up and re educates them so they’re fit to serve in society.”
“That’s what I said, dangerous sluts! What? Do you want horny dumb out of control sluts on the loose everywhere? Oh my god, can you imagine? You try and go to the store, there’s one jerking off to fruit, you try and send your kid to school, and there’s another rubbing herself in the bushes right next to the building? Is that what you want Dave?? Sluts just on the loose? What kinda Gad-Dam society do you want in this country? Ooooh oh oh!”
“Oh calm down there girlie, look what you’ve done Dave! You’ve got it all riled up. Now shhhh honey shhh don’t have to suck so hard there. He didn’t mean it. Did you Dave? No, see? He says no. You just get back to work there. Good girl.”
“I’m sorry about that Dave. It’s just when I think someone may be disparaging the fine, brave, men and women who put themselves in harms way day in and day out to keep us safe from those dangerous sluts-“
“You’re right Tom, you’re right. I just got a little heated. They’re really good people. Okay I’m cool. Alright gentlemen, you heard her, fix up those numbers and I think we’ll be ready to land this fish.”
“And hey, Dave, the commission from this will probably pay for handler’s training. I’m just saying maybe if you keep doing well here...maybe that cute secretary of yours starts to look a little broken, eh? Hahaha I’m just joking! Lighten up Dave!”
“Oh, so you’re my type of guy after all! Haha, alright Tom you’ll send him the info and we’ll see you tomorrow, OK? Have a great rest of your day Boys! Get those numbers fixed up and get ready for BIG things!”
“Ah! Thank you honey you can wrap it up now.”
“Why are you still standing here! Get out!”