chuuya’s luvbot.

𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚑𝚎𝚛 ;; 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚙 ;; 21+ #野良犬 — ☉ 𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚐𝚘 ☽ 𝚕𝚎𝚘 ⤉ 𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚙𝚒𝚘.

[mimixchuuya]

ayyy if bsd wan is free therapy then what is stormbringer? free trauma? free mental breakdown? free trust issues? free committment and attachment issues?

[mimixchuuya]

Atsushi: love is in the air !

Akutagawa: and i close the nose, and close the mouth.

[mimixchuuya]

Akutagawa: what’s wrong with Dazai-san? He had been lying on the floor for twenty minutes straight.

Chuuya: oh nothing in particular, i just killed him.

[mimixchuuya]

Dazai at 3.33 am: CHUUYA. CHUUYA. NAKAHARA CHUUYA.

Chuuya, waking up: what could you possibly want at this hour.

Dazai: they say that if you yell the devil’s name at 3.33 am, he’ll answer you.

[mimixchuuya]

Chuuya: i’d take a bullet for you.

Dazai: i’d take ten for free.

[mimixchuuya]

Akutagawa: so, are you two dating now?

Chuuya and Dazai: yes.

Akutagawa: why?

Dazai: i happen to find Chuuya very appealing.

Akutagawa: yeah i can understand that, i’m trying to figure out what’s wrong with Chuuya’s head.

[hikariix]

Chuuya calls Dazai by his first name and Dazai doesn’t have a witty comeback for once.

Come yell with me on Twitter.

[incorrect-stray-dogs]

Chuuya: I'm kind of seeing someone at the moment, but I'm worried to tell you who it is because you won't like it

Kouyou: Just rip the bandaid off

Chuuya: It's Dazai

Kouyou: Put the bandaid back on

[mimixchuuya]

Dazai: The kids haven’t eaten their sandwiches.

Chuuya: Oh okay just throw them out.

[later]

Dazai: sending Akutagawa and Atsushi out with bags: Look i’m just as surprised as you are but I don’t mind.

[mimixchuuya]

Atsushi: [finally gets mad and starts yelling at the other members]

Dazai, whispering to Kunikida: I didn’t know so much rage could fit in such a small creature.

[mimixchuuya]

Akutagawa: Do you want a drink?

Atsushi: umm .. what are the options?

Akutagawa: yes or no.

[mimixchuuya]

Dazai : Tomorrow is garbage day.

Chuuya : I can’t believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

[mimixchuuya]

Chuuya: i’m not drunk.

Dazai: oh yeah, why don’t you tell the clock then?

Chuuya, turning to the clock: listen here you little shit i’m not drunk .

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Multilingual Soukoku

Dazai: Hey, Chuuya.

Chuuya: What is it, shitty Dazai?

Dazai: Bet I can learn more languages than you.

Chuuya: [cracks his neck] Oh, it's on.

[Later that week, in Port Mafia's Headquarters.]

Dazai: Chuuya~ 那里的天气怎么样？ (How's the weather down there?)

Chuuya: 你太原始了. (You are so unoriginal)

Dazai: 흠... 츄야는 중국어를 알고 있어? 대박! (Hmm... Chuuya knows Mandarin? Amazing!)

Chuuya: 한극도, 바보. 정말 날 속일 수 있다고 생각 했어? (Korean too, idiot. Did you really think you could trick me with that?)

Dazai: 얼마나 많은 언어를 배웠어? (How many languages did you learn?)

Chuuya: Assez pour vous vaincre. (Enough to beat you.)

Dazai: Injuste! Vous parlez déjà couramment le français! (Unfair! You're already fluent in French!)

Chuuya: Vous semblez n'avoir aucun mal à suivre. (You seem to have no trouble following.)

Dazai: Suivant s'il-vous-plaît. La prononciation française est difficile. (Next, please! French pronunciation is hard.)

Chuuya: Как насчет русского? (How about Russian?)

Dazai: Напоминает мне Федора. следующий! (Reminds me of Fyodor. Next!)

Chuuya: Deutsch? (German?)

Dazai: Zu einfach. (Too easy)

Chuuya: Nosotros vamos a estar aqui por un tiempo. (We're going to be here for a while.)

Elise, popping in: Hola, motherfuckers.

[mimixchuuya]

Chuuya: I didn’t want to do this, but it’s the only way we can get the money.

Dazai: You’d make a decent prostitute.

Chuuya: I’d make an amazing prostitute, but I was actually talking about this guy I know.

[tainted-sadness]

[mimixchuuya]

Dazai: i request for you to not be a little bitch.

Chuuya: request denied.