in case anyone wanted this as much as i did... here's part of their first sex scene without the background music 🥹

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in case anyone wanted this as much as i did... here's part of their first sex scene without the background music 🥹
shane cockwarming ilya this, shane cockwarming ilya that… this fandom tends to forget that ilya is a throat goat and freaking loves to suck a dick, he swallows cause he “does not mind” (i.e. moans harder when shane cums down his throat than shane himself.. you know - the person cumming)
add to it that ilya loves resting his head in peoples laps, getting his hair played with.. and has an oral fixation
so what i am saying is that ilya loves, loves, LOVES! cockwarming shane - sometimes they just chill on the couch, watching a renovation show or a movie ilya isn’t particularly interested in so while he rests his head in shane’s lap he simply turns around, tugs shane’s sweats down and puts shane’s cock in his mouth
they stay like that for a long time, ilya gets all floaty and sleepy bc shane’s hand is stroking through his hair, lightly scratching at his scalp and his cock is in his mouth
when ilya gets antsy again he starts sucking him off and gets him to come quickly, swallowing at the end of course and goes back to cockwarming him if shane wants to continue watching his show
@kissingpractise you are right and should say it! a lot of how ilya’s attraction is described by a portion of the fandom is rooted in biphobia with heteronormative roles just glommed on top of it all
i just imagine the oldies at david’s mcgill hockey team is jealous as fuck like what do you MEAN his son and son in law are THE HOCKEY GUYS like the best ones. some of them tried to get their child to date a hockey player and didn’t even succeed but david hollander not only is the father of the best hockey player but also the father in law of the other best hockey player??? i swear he’s living the dream of some of his old teammates they hate to see a uni reunion coming
Time passes and everything remains in its place
they say going missing and starting over is rlly in right now
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when the people who didnt stay as obsessed as us come back to blog about hr after s2 premieres they arent even gonna know about dogshane...
found this in my screenshots again im howling
I think we should hire a full time psychologist to screen better
1.01 - Pilot
yeah i think ilya loves seeing shane’s childhood bedroom so damn much he comes to yuna and david’s sometimes and just spend time snooping there. and of course no one has any problems with it, they welcome him in fact. one time ilya was sitting on shane’s bed looking at a framed photo of shane and his parents on his bedside table when david walked in and sat next to him and started talking about the day the photo was taken. he ended it with “the first few months after shane left for montreal, sometimes i’d see yuna sitting right here, holding the picture or one of shane’s shirt and she was crying.” and ilya understood, he missed shane like a limb too even when he’s only two hours away, so he nodded.
and david continued. “it’s just like that, isn’t it, we know he’s not far, we know we can call him and text him, but only seeing him once every few weeks never feels like enough.” and yeah, okay, david was talking to him specifically now, and so he muttered a tiny “i miss him.” under his breath and david wrapped an arm around his shoulder and said “that’s the basis of love, then.”
we need to center this text actually. he's literally funny and getting that dick. #myshane knows exactly what he wants
nothinggg is more ilya than the tampa hotel room sequence where shane comes out, ilya acts like a dick while keeping himself physically as far from shane as possible, shane gets his feelings hurt and starts looking a little chin-wobbly, and ilya audibly GROANS and flings himself across the room to sit next to him on the bed. but he’s still not looking at shane or touching him because ilya is NOT here to comfort him or anything ok he just randomly and totally unrelatedly got tired of standing up at the exact moment that shane’s big brown eyes started getting all wet and shiny with tears and the nearest place to sit down happened to be on the bed next to shane. do NOT read anything into this none of this means ANYTHING (in under two minutes he will be crying in shane’s arms btw)
shane cockwarming ilya this, shane cockwarming ilya that… this fandom tends to forget that ilya is a throat goat and freaking loves to suck a dick, he swallows cause he “does not mind” (i.e. moans harder when shane cums down his throat than shane himself.. you know - the person cumming)
add to it that ilya loves resting his head in peoples laps, getting his hair played with.. and has an oral fixation
so what i am saying is that ilya loves, loves, LOVES! cockwarming shane - sometimes they just chill on the couch, watching a renovation show or a movie ilya isn’t particularly interested in so while he rests his head in shane’s lap he simply turns around, tugs shane’s sweats down and puts shane’s cock in his mouth
they stay like that for a long time, ilya gets all floaty and sleepy bc shane’s hand is stroking through his hair, lightly scratching at his scalp and his cock is in his mouth
when ilya gets antsy again he starts sucking him off and gets him to come quickly, swallowing at the end of course and goes back to cockwarming him if shane wants to continue watching his show
hollanov are bigdick4bigdick
why are they so far apart :((((( they might get lonely:((((((
top shane tv shows:
- hoarders (makes him feel Normal)
- my strange addiction (makes him feel Normaler)
- how it's made (obviously)
- is it cake? (he gets it right every time)
- naked and afraid (both he and ilya think they could survive every single episode)
do they match on purpose or does that just come included with the soul enmeshment