Life is a paradox

[nataliesssch]

[mimosa-forest]

As above so below

[rosemiracles-deactivated2016032]

[fuckthekxng]

me

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[wunkolo]

how did you get banned on soundcloud?

A month ago during the “soundcloud is going down” scare I wrote a script that basically downloaded my entire corner of SoundCloud at incredibly abusive speed and got bandwidth-banned for a month since CloudFlare detected it as a mass DDOS (which is fair I mean I was downloading like terabytes of data)

[wunkolo]

[mimosa-forest]

My jams!

[mangafascination]

[aragaki]

PRETENDER! DO NOT ACT AS THOUGH YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD POWER.

[aztechnology]

“you’ve probably used it before!”

“he was pissed gamers do this all the time!”

“we’ve all been there!”

“slurs come out of (gamers) mouths all the time!”

[emperorozark]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

[nomehablen2]

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

[duskhopper]

@pappyssippinoil

[janeplease]

me: plip plop plip plop

[listenuppnow]

[glittery-butthole]

[alicenthightower]

[mimosa-forest]

I feel this every day

[abhorrent-elms]

Being visible is the worst! Having a physical form is abominable! Public spaces are a nightmare! If you see me outside no you don’t!

[sagealexander]

[pleasurecastle-deactivated20200]

what the fuck

[dsxsbx]

North Cascades National Park by Jack McDermott