Girls are bad for you

My name is Chuky. Maryland. 30. My pronouns are his highness/your lordship. 5t4s

[minarchist]

Update, I’m down to 209 pounds.

[minarchist]

215 pounds. Trying to get down to 205 by July.

[minarchist]

I wonder how long I’m going to be able to keep fasting. I’ve never made it longer than 3-4 days without having to eat a sandwich or something.

[minarchist]

Day #1 of fasting went pretty smooth. Besides fucking up and eating all of Zion’s fries, I basically went the whole day without food.

[minarchist]

Day #6 went good. I’m down to 211 pounds. I’ve been losing an average of 1 pound per day.

[minarchist]

Day #9 was hands down my best day of the year so far. I’ve basically had no weight loss over the last 3 days but yesterday was such a good day. It started out with a great workout, then Zion started calling me daddy all day, I got 2 different calls from companies asking me to come in for interviews, Zion and I had another great lunch date at this quaint little diner we love, and we had a great conversation to end our night.

[minarchist]

Day #18? Basically no progress weight wise. I’m still 211 and barely have visible abs. I’ve started running 2 miles every morning and just set a new personal best for a mile. I can officially run a mile 7:34. I know it’s not impressive but it’s the best I can do.

[minarchist]

I wonder how long I’m going to be able to keep fasting. I’ve never made it longer than 3-4 days without having to eat a sandwich or something.

[minarchist]

Day #1 of fasting went pretty smooth. Besides fucking up and eating all of Zion’s fries, I basically went the whole day without food.

[minarchist]

Day #6 went good. I’m down to 211 pounds. I’ve been losing an average of 1 pound per day.

[minarchist]

Day #9 was hands down my best day of the year so far. I’ve basically had no weight loss over the last 3 days but yesterday was such a good day. It started out with a great workout, then Zion started calling me daddy all day, I got 2 different calls from companies asking me to come in for interviews, Zion and I had another great lunch date at this quaint little diner we love, and we had a great conversation to end our night.

[minarchist]

I honestly don’t know what happened. During my senior year of High school, I was 171 pounds and more ripped than any bodybuilder on Instagram. I was so proud of my abs and how shredded I was. I was always lifting up my shirt and looking at my six pack.

Now I’m over 40 pounds heavier and wondering how I got here. I promised myself I wouldn’t go back to the unhealthy eating habits i had when I had to make weight for the wrestling team, but drastic times call for drastic measures. Gonna start fasting again. Day #1.

[minarchist]

[minarchist]

6 months ago I was at Arundel Mills mall with my Dad looking for Christmas presents. There was an attractive Israeli girl at a kiosk full of beauty products. When I walked by her, she came up to me, grabbed me, and asked me what I used for my face. I told her I didn't use anything, I’ve just naturally had good skin. She then asked me if I had a girlfriend. The whole time she had both hands on my shoulders and was continually moving slightly closer to me.

She then moved down my arms and started feeling my biceps and said, “Oh honey you’re so strong, are you in military?” in a slight Middle Eastern accent. I tried to move away back to my Dad but she pulled me in closer and said “Oh no don’t go honey you’ll break my heart”. She then wrapped her right arm around me and we were now standing shoulder to shoulder looking into each others eyes. She smelled like flowers. When she wrapped her arm around me, my left hand fell and rested on her lower left hip.

I had my palm on her lower hip/the side of left butt cheek. I wasn’t sure if she had noticed so I moved my hand a little closer to her ass and she didn’t move it. She just kept talking, trying to sell me lotion and dead sea salts. I had already planned on buying her stuff before we even got in the mall, but decided to let keep trying to woo me. She was aggressively flirting the entire time but I’m sure a good portion of that was her just trying to sell me product.

My Dad was 8ft away laughing at the whole situation before turning around and heading into a nearby jewelry store. I turned back to her and told her I was looking for a Christmas present for my Mom. Her face lit up as I bought one of the $60 packages. After the transaction went through she hugged me tightly and called me her new friend. At this point I was rock hard. I know she felt it while were hugging. I told her I also needed a present for my little sister and wasn’t sure what to get. She told me to get another beauty package. She said “Sweetie, your sister will love it”. I had both hands on her ass and decided to go for it. I grabbed her ass and it felt amazing.

She giggled nervously and said “Baby, there are people around”. Luckily non of the other customers saw us. I then bought a second package for my sister and she kissed me on the cheek and told me to come again.

TL;DR: I bought my Mom and sister Christmas presents that they loved and                 got to cop a feel in the process.

[thottavius-rex]

Imagine being Amy Schumer, the famous female comedian whos built her entire career on humor like this,(having sex, being a slut, etc.) and getting offended at a 14 year old kid for telling the same type of joke that you always make. And then you send your 3.3 million twitter followers after this kid, who proceed to bully him into deleting the tweet and apologizing

And of course he apologizes

[minarchist]

Video cut-off before I could finish my set but I managed to hit 315 pounds for 5 reps.

[yourenotmysunshine]

Craziest sex you've had? And details!

It was like a month ago I think. I got really drunk at this party and went home with these three guys with intentions to hookup with this guy named Chris but we went to this guy named Riley’s house and Chris left and then the other guy passed out so me and Riley went up to his room and watched Netflix and then at like 4am we started making out and shit got really intense and it was so sexy like he would slowly rub me and kiss my neck and he wanted to be in charge and asked me to sit on his face and he wanted to do like all the work and then he came on my boobs and that was nice. It’s probably only the craziest sex I had because it was like my only “one night stand” and it was hot AF

[commonprose]

Your ex heard you were with his friend last. What I wanna know is, did you still have sex with your ex's friend? If you did, is that why you feel like you're a slut?

Here’s the entire story. 

My ex broke up with me a week ago in a very angry way and we hadn’t talked since. I hit up this guy who I knew through my best friend. I knew that my ex and him worked together (he’s my ex’s old manager), but I didn’t realize that they considered each other such good friends. 

I slept with him. 

Yesterday was “national sister day” so I went onto my sister’s FB and posted a thousand selfies of myself, forgetting that my ex was still friends with my sister on FB.

So I’m over at this new guys house and we’re chilling when I get a text from a friend which is a screenshot of my ex telling her that he saw all my pictures and it hurt to look at them. Basically our mutual friend tells him that he should talk to me and so we did. 

Obviously he’s way upset that I slept with his friend, but he’s actually getting stationed somewhere really close so we agreed that we are going to try to work on it. Start over from the beginning and start slow. 

As to why I’m a slut, I don’t actually think that about myself. 

[minarchist]

lol sounds like something out of a movie

[katecod]

the guy I hooked up with two months ago decides to hit me up again NOooo

[minarchist]

pussy game🔥

[honeymoon-swoons]

I’m catholic but I went to a Jewish summer camp for my whole life and I met and fell in love with a Muslim guy when I was at that camp and I vividly remember sucking his dick and thinking that im basically a hoe in three different religions so mazel tov to me

[eleanorbearder]

everyone else is posting it so ok dont read this if you dont wanna hear about my first blowjob aND DO NOT JUDGE ME BECAUSE I WILL SHOVE A TREE TRUNK UP YOUR ASS IF YOU DO k

Keep reading

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

How did you lose your virginity?

when i was 14 i spent a lot of time at my best friends house. she had an older brother and his best friend was around a lot too. one night this guy set his sights on me and i knew it. i was, unfortunately, left alone with him and he took that opportunity to approach me sexually. i had never done anything with a guy, this dude was my first EVERYTHING. i was 14 and he was 19, a world of difference in all aspects. Before I even knew what was going on, his hands were in my pants. It went from just kissing to that in one second. His fingers were too big. It was weird and uncomfortable but I didn’t know what to do, I was already so far into it. He asked me to go to the bedroom and I argued with him. He had a girlfriend, I thought. He said they had broken up. I tried to come up with other reasons, that people would be home soon, that we didn’t have a condom, anything I could think of, but he kept pushing it all the while touching me and kissing me and telling me he wanted me. And because I didn’t have a reason, I agreed and I went into that bedroom and I let him fuck me. I let him stick his ten inch dick into my virgin pussy and fuck me without protection. It hurt. It was awkward. I wanted it to be over. He didn’t look at me, he didn’t talk to me, and when it was over he said “Don’t tell anyone” and he LEFT. he wasn’t broken up with his girlfriend and she quickly found out and her friends tried to jump me at school. guys came up to me and touched me, grabbed their dicks in the hallways, my mom dragged me to the gyno to get an exam and said “SARAH HAS DONE A TERRIBLE THING” i was embarrassed and mocked and treated like a slut for having sex one time with one person. and i never got it back. i never can forget it. i saw him once at the grocery store and i almost vomited. it was the worst year of my life. but i made it through and even though i have had TWO more people in my life pressure me into sex and i was too weak to tell them no and leave, i’m not that way anymore. and that’s why i’m so open and honest with sex and sexuality, because i wish someone had been that way with me. it probably would have saved me some heart ache. 

[wearetheatomsmashers]

3 16

3.Had sex in public?That I have.

16.Do any hard drugs?At one point.

[minarchist]

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