We're up. That's stupid.
Docm77 [Minecraft UHC 20 with MindCrack - 02 - He's Flaming]

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We're up. That's stupid.
Docm77 [Minecraft UHC 20 with MindCrack - 02 - He's Flaming]
Where is he? I'm looking. Left to right. Left to right. Left, front, okay front, right. Right, front, left. Reverse. Right, front, chicken, left, chicken, right, chicken, left, chicken, right, chicken, left. Chicken? Where's Seth, chicken? Right, chicken....Microphone, left, chicken, left, chicken, right.
Coestar, Mindcrack Minecraft Ultra Hardcore - S19EP04
Mindcrack UHC14 - Team Mhykol & Kurt - Episode 9
Kurt: Do you think we should just run in there right now? While their distracted?
Mhykol: Yeah why not.
Kurt: Okay, let's run.
Mhykol: You think so?
Kurt: Yeah it's night time otherwise we're going to spend another night.
Mhykol: Hmm okay. Watch out skeleton on the right.
Kurt: Hm. On the left.
Mhykol: And on the right.
Kurt: Oh god, okay. Oh gah..
Mhykol: Woah.
Kurt: Oh this is a crazy landscape. Oh this is terrible landscape. Don't go up here.
Mhykol: Woah skeleton.
Kurt: Yep yep. We're gonna die before we get there. Oh another one. Screw this nevermind.
Mhykol: Ohh another one.
Kurt: Oh god.
Mhykol: We're gonna die to skeletons.
Kurt: Yep. Okay. Go go go up up up(?).
Mhykol: I'm just getting shot at.
Kurt: Dang it dang it.
Mhykol: That was...not a good idea.
Kurt: No.
Mindcrack Ultra Hardcore - S4E01: Dream Team
[Etho was slain by Spider]
Pause: What? You were slain by a spider?
Etho: Yeah.
Guude: Wow Etho's already cheatin.
Etho: I summoned him.
Pause: What the heck happened?
Etho: I summoned him.
Guude: You summoned him...
BdoubleO: Summoned him. Come kill me.
Ultra Hardcore Drinking Game: Mindcrack Edition
Grab your drinks ladies and gentlemen and get ready to be intoxicated, because I’ve modified this game to fit most UHCs! Take 1 sip:
Every PVP Death, every close call with a mob, every unwanted enchantment, fall damage, lag is experienced, someone logs off due to a crash or lag, someone does something that makes them famous/often made fun of for it, Pause gets teleported in the sky. Every time someone thinks there’s a spawner. Take 2 Sips:
Every PVE death, every golden apple eaten, Guude says the wrong season, jokes about getting wood are made, someone is spooked by a cow/sheep/flower. Someone finds a spawner. Take 3 Sips:
AnderZEL finds gold, someone sneaks because they think they see name-tags, MC mines lapis and makes a block out of it, Pause kills Etho, Guude loses all his team mates, someone traps the nether (1 more sip if it actually kills someone). Someone finds a double spawner Take 4 Sips:
Pak dies first, A workbench is left behind, F3 is checked and forgotten about, Diamond is found and it’s only 1, Beef kills Pause or Etho, it’s a mindcrackers first UHC. Chug your drink:
Your favorite person wins UHC, MC gets Bane of Arthropods on a sword, someone crafts a Notch apple, if Anderz is not the king of gold finding. Special Bonus:
If a guest is joining the game (2 sips if its Dinnerbone, 3 sips if there’s more then one joining.) 1 sip if it’s eternal day, 2 sips if they’ll using mumble, 3 sips if it’s the shrinking border, 4 sips if it’s all those 3. That’s it for now! I suggest having 911 or whatever your emergency number is on speed dial while playing through this! I’ll probably update this again in the future.
Also if I’ve left anything out, please feel free to modify it. :)
Uhm, screw it. Day one, it's been some time since I've been cutoff from the others. My resources seem to be alright, but I lack the means of returning in a different episode and uh I guess it begins the chronicles of um my new life here. Where I live now. I'll see ya guys next time. Till then as always take it easy.
Vechs, Mindcrack UHC Season 19 Episode 05
Oh! Here we go! How to make bucket? Ah! This bucket has wheels! You can tell I'm laughing at myself here. There's the big sigh, yep. Gotta put on a big display, ya know to cover up my shame. (laughs some more) This bucket has wheels. I'm just going to send cartloads of lava at them. First person I'm going to see, I'm going to lay down tracks behind me and then I'm going to lay down a cart full of lava and push it their direction. They're dead when that hits 'em. They'll be so sorry.
Coestar, Mindcrack Minecraft Ultra Hardcore S19 EP03
Ah yes, exploring a cave. Amazing and OH MY GOSH! I found gold. The celebratory turn around uh leave. Look more gold that I just discovered. Amazing.
Coestar, Mindcrack Minecraft Ultra Hardcore S19 EP03
So, for those of you just joining me in episode 3 for some reason. Um, uhh do you need help? Are you lost? I can give you directions, but I feel like it might just be too late at this point to really help you.
Coestar, Mindcrack Minecraft Ultra Hardcore -S19E03.
Mindcrack UHC #ForTheKids #ForTheHorse Livestream - Guude POV
Guude: Oh Notch Apple just went to Pause. OH PAUSE! YOU HAVE A NOTCH APPLE!
Ant: Pause!
Pause: Whaaat!
Guude: DUDE THAT WAS A THOUSAND DOLLARS! SOMEBODY JUST GAVE A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO YOU basically.
Ant: I think so.
Pause: Duude..
Guude: DUDE WE GOTTA WIN! WE GOTTA WIN FOR THE KIDS!
Mindcrack UHC Livestream #ForTheHorse
Pause: Uhhh, how do I open up inventory on horses?
Ant: You shift-right click I believe.
Pause: Fuck.
Ant: What?
Pause: It's not working.
Guude: Left-shift will get you off.
Pause: I threw my freakin apple in him.
Guude laughs.
Pause: My notch apple. I don't know how to get it.
Guude: Why don't you...What? Left-shift and get off the horse Pause.
Pause: I'm not on it. Dude I..I-
Ant: Dude, I held left-shift then right click and I uhhh....Duuude...
Guude: Yeah yeah Like Shift.
Ant: YOU FED HIM!
Guude: Oh yeah you ate...
Pause: DID I FEED HIM?!
Guude: YEAH DUDE, YOU GAVE YOUR NOTCH APPLE TO THAT HORSE!
Ant: You gave yourself a better chance of getting on the horse! That apple's gone!
Guude: That might be the saddest thing I've ever I've ever heard.
Pause: Are you fucking kidding me?
Ant: No, you can feed them golden apples.
Guude: Yeah dude, you fed that horse. You fed that horse a fuckin notch apple man. That's the most most amazing...You better ride that motherfuckin horse into the sunset! Cause that's the most expensive horse ever and ever!
Ant: A thousand dollars just went into a horse. That horse better not die.
Guude: No shit man. We better win.
Ant: You had the Notch apple in your inventory and you fed him.
Guude: That's amazing pause.
Ant: The Notch apple..
Guude: That's amazing..
Ant: That is...I...I...can't...We still love you. For the Kids.
Guude: I don't know how I feel..
Pause: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! YOU CAN FUCKING FEED HORSES GOLDEN GODDAMN APPLES!!?
Guude laughs, a lot.
Ant: Yeah....you can...
Guude: That may be the funniest moment of the entire livestream.
Ant: Yeah my chat is going berserk right now.
Chad: Pause. What did you just do?
Guude: HE STEPPED ON A LEGO YOU FUCK!!
Pause: I FED A HORSE A FUCKING NOTCH GODDAMN APPLE!
Ant: HE FED HIS NOTCH APPLE TO THE HORSE!
Pause: FUCKING TAKE THE STADLE YOU ASSHOLE! TAKE THIS-
Ant: I hope that horse is worth it.
Chad: Pause, you need to click the horse with an open hand in order to get on to him, to tame him. And then he can uh, once he loves you which he shou-HE DOESN'T EVEN LOVE YOU AFTER THE NOTCH APPLE!
Pause: I gave him fuc....*sigh*
Chad: Uhhhh
Ant: Have you tamed him yet?
Chad: No, he didn't.
Guude laughs: No, he didn't. Where's he at Ant? Do you know where Pause is at with this Golden Horse?
Ant: I don't know..He's near us. If you teleport to us if you're observing... He's near us.
Pause: Dude I can't believe this shit. I cannot believe this-
Ant: That was a thousand dollars. Yes guys the thousand dollars is a notch apple is gone, but it's for the kids!
Guude: There you are Pause! Dude this horse..Hi
Chad: Hey Pause, maybe if you played Minecraft a little more..
Pause: I DIDN'T-
Guude: HE CAN'T EVEN SAY IT!! OH GOD!
Ant: Yeah, I should totally feed your horse a regular golden apple just so it's really spoiled.
Guude: Holy crap man.
Pause: Are you kidding me? No! You can't fucking feed him a regular apple. My...My horse can only eat notch apples.
Guude: I have one should I give it to him? Can you feed the horse the apple when your on him? I'm worried about eating the notch apple on the horse.
Ant: Uhh I don't think you can feed the horse after It's only you can give the horse prior to feeding it. It will assist with the taming.
Pause & Guude: WATCH OUT ANT.
Ant: Thank you.
Guude: Oh god. So you guys want to ride off somewhere with the golden horse?
Ant: Pause, I feel like I should exchange my chest wit-nah I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Pause I hope you're-
Pause: I am literally I am fuckin like sweating because of this. Are you--
Ant: The team that could have been.
Guude: I can't wait to go to Reddit. I just want to see all the talk.
Ant: Oh my god. I wanna see the reddit poss too. My horse is a little slow.
Guude: I think we should go this way maybe because there's-
Pause: I didn't reali-I knew horses eat apples, but I didn't think they'd eat a fuckin GOLDEN apple.
Guude: Oh they love the golden apples!
Ant: The speed though, I think my horse is significantly slower than your horse.
Pause: I cannot believe that!
Ant: That's okay.
Guude: This is the best! This is the best! Oh man.
Pause: Oh man! You-I...ahh... I've only fed-
Ant: I'm just glad it wasn't me.
Pause: I've only fed horses golden apples. I mean I've never fed a horse a golden I've never had the opportunity to hold a golden apple and actually click on a horse so..ahh...
Ant: I think this might be a world first.
Guude: It's gotta be a world first in UHC! The first time anyones fed a Notch apple to a horse in a UHC. THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S EVER happened before.
Mindcrack UHC #ForTheKids #ForTheHorse Livestream - Guude POV
Chad: Guude, what happened?
Guude: I...I took some damage. Don't worry about it Chad. DON'T ASK SILLY QUESTIONS MAN! WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED?! I stubbed my toe! I stepped on a lego!
Chad: Just trying to let the stream know.
Coe: Man, if you stepped on a lego you'd be half-dead right now. Come on.
Guude: I am. I am half-dead right now!
Mindcrack - Ultra Hardcore - S18E3 - This is my life
Guude: Oh, there's a witch under here. I was wonderin what the hell I was seein particles from! Holy crap man!
Pakratt: Oh you've got to be kidding me! Oh he's chasing you, he's chasing you!
Guude: I'm out! I'm out! Oh God it's throwing things at me! AHHHHH!!!!
Pakratt: I got it, I got it.
Guude: Don't hit it! Leave it alone, Pakratt, JUST RUN AWAY!
Pakratt: OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Guude: DID YOU GET POISONED?! SHOULD HAVE LEFT IT ALONE PAKRATT! YOU'VE GOT TO RUN FROM WITCHES!
UHC :: Team DOOKE :: S9 :: E1
Doc: I'm gonna go uh west okay? The way I'm facing.
Bdubs: Alright.
Etho: Okay. Um...
Doc: Your gonna run to the tree. Who made- Bdubs you're gonna make a crafting bench right here.
Bdubs: Yeah.
Etho: Oh. I think you'll run into a wall pretty going west.
Doc: Okay.
Etho: That's the one direction we shouldn't go. I think.
Doc: Alright then I go this direction.
Bdubs: Your gonna go to the-
Doc: That is to the-
Etho: North.
Doc: North yeah.
Bdubs: Two directions. Okay north...
Etho: Do you feel comfortable going east Kurt?
Kurt: I don't know it goes against every-
Etho: Every fiber of your being?
Kurt: Yes.
I just saw through the void. We have a mineshaft down here..
Nebris, Mindcrack Ultra Hardcore S9 E1 Cheaty Nebris being cheaty.
UHC Season 15 - Mindcrack - Episode 4 - #baduoutubers
Vechs: I see a um...what is that called? A karst.
JSano: A karst?
Vechs: A big exposed area of uh stone.
JSano: I call that a wall.
Vechs: Oh.
Genny: I call...I call that a lot of stone.
Yes, up to 17! Oh wait...two of those are fake.
Zisteau [UHC S15 E4]