??? ???'s OFFICIAL Homestuck Spriting Blog

the evil is defeated. this was a parody of a shitty guy who was "fixing" other people's sprites and designs without permission, and being a basic-ass internet edgelord while doing so. they're gone now so this blog will be retired, any notes or msgs will be ignored. thank you for your participation :) ........ OG desc: [[??? of ???. Personally despises anyone but me having fun. I basically take your shit and eat it. Warning Ahead: Uses rather heavy language. If you don't like it get the frick out]]

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Is this a parody blog or some shit

yea but mindless spriter is gone anyway so Oh You Know

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xh tiDdIdddyydy ghngh: i like yxur wxrk mi amigx, keep it up ;) ;) ;) ;)

nxt tx fear anxon…… I will return again

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So.

You want more fuking sprite edits? Huh? Dick nuggets?

look at youyr precious “””Tavros Nitram”””. There are so many mistakes here its embarasing. You’d think that for writing the godddamn thing, Hussie would know how sprites work by now.

Glue your eyeholes to this amazing masterpiece reworked from this shitshow:

BAM. So much better with just a few simple fixes.

You all alreadyy now I hate the Grey SKin headcanon. its ugly so Obviously the first thing i did was fix that.

But onto the main attraction.. WHat kind of troll has eyebrows in their fucking sprite? Like what the actual hecky>? They look horrible forcedd onto the flawless sprite style that we must all worship.

Also the horns... (i sigh) what a disaster. They justlook so gross and ugly messy with what? Veins? On the hrons? To indicate texture? No.... no textures allowed in MY homestuck canon sprite s....... I smoothed it all out and fixed itl... heh.... youre welcum........ :)

Again.... anotherr sprite by andren Hussie fixed by me... mindless spriteser... yours truly. ITs no longer new years but.. think of it as a generic present this time.

Until next time, my lovely faggarinos

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Why can't I submit???????

Probably because i donut have submitssions open in the first place anon....... dumbbutt

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i love you

Isn't that kind of... heh... gay

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lmao who did this

Guess

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oh this is pure gold right here

Just like the True gold pissblood of Sollux Captor Improved. Praise fucknuggets

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Congrats! You happen to be the most creative counter-culture bitchhog out there. Apparently color is fucking evil and everything has to be edgy!!! Wow!!! Also faggot is the best insult evur!! Not like there's a million more ways to piss people off. Oh I'm so scared!!!

Hey at least im not some Fucking asshole who drinks piss for breakfast AND dunk on people's Actual fantrolls. Only cowards go after the fan sprites. True Homestucks only know and review Canon!

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your sprites are invalid

But Ive only posted One..... Checkmate, anon

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(Real Talk, are you making fun of the other guy for defacing other people’s property?)

((Yeah duh, dude is an elitist asshole and uses/uglifies other people's art without permission, why tf would anyone actually like them)

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Oh thank God the other guy is gone

What other guy? i am the Official Mindless Sprite. the one and Only certified Homestuck fan. I am the only person who can determine what is and what is not a homestuck Sprite. Also: Fucknugget

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So where’s the fucking sprites sherlock?

Chill those gears. Because this year we’ll kick off with my favorite sprite edit. Just so you know I handpick this shit from homestuck itself or google images (Sometimes I may even have friends show me shitty sprites from other places they’ve found). So with that out of the way… let’s go.

You see this awfully overdetailed bitch? Yeah. Even the glasses don’t even scream homestuck and the colors don’t see just right to me. Those huge as fuck lines on the hair are unnecesary though and the hair… it’s not even properly colored. Oh and would you look at that! Colored skin on a fucking troll. Based on their goddamn canon description. That shit doesn’t even make fucking sense because that would have meant that it’d be easy as fuck to cull any trolls. Your wonderful karkat would have been easily crushed in alternia even if he survived being a grub… this bullshit is like a big red sign that says “I’m a generic troll, cull me!”. But I’ll fix that shitty headcanon and other things right away.

Yeah. He actually looks like one of those old school cool guys who actually is in cahoots with a troll ghost with a mix of modern hacker stuff thrown in. Kinda cool if you think about it.

There we go. More easier and pleasant on the eyes. Amirite? I even made that line thing he has over his face look like a cool as fuck actual glasses. Fixed the eyes and touched up the mouth. Kept the pants, shoe shape, and shirt symbol (I admit the symbol does look neat so I kept it as is) because they don’t seem to clash with the final design and I’m sure as fuck that y’all know some trolls fucking love wearing those glasses (Gold for his blood color) and because of it kept various golden highlights the same.. Except the collar which doesn’t exist. Barely changed the hair so that it actually looks like a troll and fixed the colors on the shoes. Made sure the overall skin of the troll wasn’t gray because that’s obviously how trolls actually look like… However I kept the double horns (kudos on that part of the design) because I imagined it as a cool goldblood mutation and it completely makes sense considering most trolls have a mutation of some sort thanks to the incestous slurry where they come from so the psiionics getting small mutations that enhanced their gemini aesthetic isn’t far off for me.

Now final comparison between original and finished products.

Yeah. The template exactly says untumblrized so deal with it fags. End result is actually more bearable to look at and he looks like someone that could appear on homestuck now. A hint of advice on the person whose sprite it belongs to… You could think of at least a name that isn’t Sollux Captor… lmao. Fantroll name making isn’t hard you dweeb.

That concludes the first sprite edit post. If you need any sprite edits to your fantroll to make them look better and stuff don’t be afraid, I may have bark but I don’t bite unless you’re an asshat. Any rude asks are to be directed to my asks but if you’re gonna do it as anon… I’ll probably call you a faggot if you don’t have any balls to show yourself to me.

and now for the credit. OG sprite (Which looks utterly awful in my opinion) was done by andrew hussie. Fantroll belongs to hussie also and his name is Sollux captor and finally happy new years to you all fellas by your local spriting jerkass @mindless-sprites (AKA Me.). If you’d like to contact me personally dm me for my dick (I don’t mind any passive aggresive convos so whatever) and I’m currently in the middle of making a doodie so hold your horses on that matter.

P.S: The person whose fantroll this belongs to is free to use the sprite I provided. Consider it as your new years gift or something heh.

P.S.S (Or whatever the fuck): If you’re gonna block me I’d advice on it being futile effort because my dad is in the navy and will find you and kill you

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colors and creativity Piss me off! blood colors are for fags only! True Homostucks are Graey and Black. If you have any headcanons i will fuck on your nuggets