As far as Roman's assigned animal goes, I've already dedicated my heart to peacock, he'll always be a peacock to me
That being said, if I were to make a winged au totally unrelated to my previous headcanons,
Roman with dove wings and Remus with pigeon ones, animals who are essentially one and the same
One held up as holy, while the other disregarded as dirty and unkept
[ID: A simplistic multi-panel comic of the characters from Sanders Sides, told through screenshots of a Tumblr post.
Panel 1: Janus, dressed in a suit, sits at the prosecution desk from Selfishness vs. Selflessness. The screenshot, a post from @/crustaceousfaggot reads "Is lying ever ethically correct"
Panel 2: Extremely simple renditions of Roman, Thomas, and Virgil in their courtroom attire sit on one side of a desk, while Patton, looking worried, sits on the other side. The screenshot is of Tumblr poll results, reading "Yes - 97.6% / No - 2.4%".
Panel 3: Logan, sitting in a chair, squints at the scene from a distance.
Panel 4: Logan sits in the back of audience seating, surrounded by chairs as well as text reading [chairs]. He speaks with a speech bubble with Tumblr tags in it, reading "#who voted no? immanuel kant isnt going to fuck you"
Panel 5: Patton sits in a folding chair leaning forward to hold his head in his hands, in the pose of the Shinji chair meme.
Hey Babes, we'll be hiring baristas next week starting on the 21st, so watch out for my truly insufferable number of posts about that. On that day we'll post a link so you can send in your application or like whatever.
Now since this is a cafe we figured y'all would want a menu, but like fanfic has so many options so this is just the basics, more will probably come.
Important Deet: Our baristas can't work for free and you pay in comments! Writers are needy bitches who need encouragement. Our hand-crafted stories will run you 1 comment per 100 words, so for a 500 word request, you'll 'pay' in 5 comments on any Sanders Sides story.
The Sleepy Bean Café serves up a range of story sizes: you get to request the size you're craving! The biggest size the machine can handle is a quintuple shot: 5000 words. (That's 50 comments for you big spenders out there!) Sometimes, our baristas are having such a blast mixing up your request that they add a little extra and go over the size of your original request. Consider that a bonus and the managers will look the other way.
Full text under 'read more'
Our baristas think they're creative and might add a little somethin extra from the menu, so if there's anything you just can't stand, better tell us up front.
And for all you barista hopefuls, six days til the hiring process begins. I'm gonna need a lot of bitches to make all these drinks.
~Remy XX
Sleepy Bean Fanfic Cafe Menu
More options available by request.
Drinks (Setting or AU)
Brewed Coffee = Canon Verse
Steamed Milk = Soulmates
Latte = Human AU
Hot Chocolate = Parental AU
Herbal Tea = Magic AU (Modern day or fantasy)
Machiatto = Time Travel
Cappuccino = Gods AU
Green Tea = Merpeople
Whipped cream = Only one Bed
Caramel drizzle = Childhood Best Friends
Chocolate sauce = Fake Dating/Marriage
Chopped nuts = Arranged Marriage
Burnt sugar = Time Loop
Chocolate Shavings = Mutual Pining
Honey = Sick Fic
Cinnamon = Enemies to Lovers
Nutmeg = Love after Loss
Blended = Found Family
All drinks are 1 comment per 100 words with a 500 word minimum.
Specials
The Serpent God
A cappuccino with 2% milk, starfruit, and crushed raspberries. (Gods AU, hurt/comfort, featuring Janus, and hiding a fatal injury.)
Space Jam
A boba with starfruit, kiwi & Loganberry jellies, blended with honey. (Space AU with Janus, Remus, & Logan, found family sick fic.)
Peach Berry Sweet Treat
Peach/Loganberry Cobbler Latte, with ginger cookie crumbles. (Human AU, only one of them knows they are dating with romantic Logicality.)
Melting Clocks Crumble
A macchiato with burnt sugar topped with whipped cream. (A time travel AU with only one bed, time loops and a choice of characters.)
Lost in Space
Boba tea with steamed skim milk, kiwi/peach boba. (Soulmate Space AU, romantic Intruality, hurt no comfort.)
Winter's Comfort
A mocha with 2% milk, topped with caramel drizzle, nutmeg, and chocolate shavings, syrup to taste. (Parental human AU, hurt/comfort, childhood best friends, mutual pining, and love after loss, any characters.)
A Classic
Herbal tea, with 2% steamed milk. (Human magic AU, hurt/comfort, any characters.)
Cinnamon Sunrise
Steamed milk with cinnamon. (Human AU, with enemies to lovers. Your choice of characters, tone, and tropes.)
Do you read a lot of Sanders Sides fanfiction? Do you want a custom one-shot featuring whichever characters and scenarios you want in any combination*?
Great! All you need is to:
1. screenshot at least 5 comments you've left on any Sanders Sides fanfic(s) on AO3 during the months of October or November,
2. copy the links to those fanfics, and
3. submit both of those things as an ask to @tsspromptmonth alongside your "order,"
... and our incredible "baristas" will make sure your request is fulfilled.
Did an art trade with the WONDERFUL @logan-the-artist ! I drew one of my moceit headcannons, when janus gets cold (because hes coldblooded) Patton gives him hugs to warm him up
“oh but intrulogical would be toxic if they dated” “oh but roceit despise each other” “but this ship would be bad” you are talking about the aspects of a 35 y/o man’s personality. the ships are not supposed to make sense. learn to have some joy and whimsy and make those ‘enemies’ kiss
sanders sides season finale crack theories in order from most to least likely
1. orange!logan vs roman. theyve both had their big insecurities this season. i don't feel like roman's issues have been properly addressed. roman representing romance vs. logan representing order and gettting your shit together. the end card of WTIT where roman dismisses logan's feelings on the matter. roman wants love so desperately, even though i get the feeling that c!thomas may not be ready for a relationship in his current mental state. roman & logan fight all the time, and then make up, and then fight some more, and this is the loop
2. roman & logan antagonist duo. maybe they both snap at the same time & form an alliance. that'd be cool. honestly this is me coping because i think logan villain arc is quite likely but i think roman could be even more dramatic as an antagonist than janus and tbh i wrote a fanfic about a roman villain arc after "putting others first" came out so that'd be validation
3. roman & logan fuse and that's who orange is. i just think that'd be cool. they both have the temper, so it compounds into one much angrier side with the power of repression². i think thomas could pull this off, and he likes steven universe so there's a very very tiny chance this is possible
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