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im not that cool but i try

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

if my 13 year old self could see me now she’s be like i can’t believe you’re still alive

[ilikefrenchfriesmorethanguys]

[coping-skill-toolkit]

During my first month with my therapist, I was given this worksheet to read and work on. She noticed that while I was talking with her, that my thoughts followed a lot of these. I wasn’t aware that my anxiety had brought me down paths of low self-worth and stinky thinking.  After a couple of weeks of talking with her, she gave me this worksheet to work on. 

While, at first, I thought these weren’t going to work out, I was very surprised to see just how easy they were to use . My homework at that time was to identify which sort of thinking I used on the regular and which ones would best challenge them for me. So, what do you think? Do any of the maladaptive thinking patterns sound like you? which ways would you like to untwist your thinking? 

[pstudyblrycho]

i love this!!

[minducks]

girl: babe come over

boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple

girl: my parents aren't home

boy: I know

[haiirflip]

[snowystater-blog]

bitty

[shitpost-senpai]

Actually, This is how the webcam was invented. 

At Cambridge University, they were sick of checking the coffee pot level, so Quentin Stafford-Frasier wrote client software for a greyscale 128x128 camera hooked up to an acorn archemedes computer.  Paul Jardetzky wrote the server program.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Room_coffee_pot

[americansylveon-deactivated2017]

Technology always comes full circle.

[loremerchant]

Necessity is the mother of invention.

[loonyloomy]

Just wanted to share this coming out story from a guy I saw on First Dates. He came out to his dad when he was 20, and then his mum when he was 21, after trying very hard to hide that part of himself and never really discussing anything like that in their household. Hearing his mother’s response after he explained all that was really gratifying. To all Muslim LGBT+ people, As-Salaam-Alaikum <3

[greyvaren]

[peachy-fuckin-keen]

I’m literally. Crying. 😂😂😂

[rosesandstilettos-deactivated20]

Susan, I’m starving 😂😂💀

[lolwtfmemes]

Take one for the team

[abandoned-as-mustard]

is everyone ignoring the fact that all they have to do is get hit by a bus to go there for free

[disaster-bastard-bruh]

who wants to die so everyone else can pass their finals?

[geesissy-deactivated20151112]

AHEAD OF THE GAME

[rupismellsalot-deactivated20140]

whats the html code for a social life

[aliciasimmons-deac-deactivated2]

 <go> </outside>

[youremylittlebird-blog]

404 error

[movedtoseukun]

teacher:you have to do a presentation

me:

[bootyvevo]

[etica]

[elfvenomm]

For all u mountain climbers out there

[acoolguy]

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

[katharinemoe]

You literally did not have to say that

[acoolguy]

i didn’t

[heckifiknowcomics]

hang in there buddy.

[web-wrecker]

He?

[politiho]

[6slut]

you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself

[debrides]

i made a pretty girl laugh w/a silly joke and i got so flustered that i apologized

[androginking]

this pretty girl told me my hair was cute and touched it briefly and I couldn’t form full sentences for a solid 10 minutes.

[q4fy8g3ho9t-deactivated20240516]

at a football game a pretty girl told me i was cute and she also called me kiddo and i couldnt play my instrument right for the rest of the night

[priestessamy]

every girl I see is pretty, I am in a constant state of paralysis

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

this pretty girl offered to teach me how to longboard and when she was teaching me how to balance she put her hands on my hips and I felt my soul leave my body

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

one time a pretty girl called me “gorgeous” and I was so shocked and flustered that I literally cried right in front of her

[alectually]

today a pretty girl walked me out of class and i was surprised when she kept walking even though we reached her bus stop and i asked her where she was heading and she said “oh i just wanted to walk you to wherever you’re going” and we both blushed

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

at work this summer there was a pretty girl who came in multiple times a week and every single day she showed up I would lose the ability to form coherent sentences for at least ten minutes

[emiliusthegreat]

A pretty cashier at the campus store told me I was pretty and I got so flustered that when I went back to my room I had to lay down for half an hour and my roommate was starting to get concerned. 

[hexaviolet]

There’s a REALLY pretty girl in my band class and she’s three chairs away from me and every time I even glance up at her she looks back and smiles at me and I forget how to read music

[wlwesque]

This entire post just added 10 years to my life and soul

[wheeloffortune-design]

Once I was getting off the bus and there was a girl so beautiful next to me that I tripped and walked into a bus pole.

[damaramegido]

honestly me every time i see my gf, like holy shit, but also once in college i ran across this weird gothy/pseudo-victorian girl and she was so painfully pretty that i died

[blackkatmagic]

Once I met a girl so pretty I lost all ability to differentiate between languages and gave her my coffee order in three different ones mashed together. (She laughed at me, but that’s okay, because she married me two years later.)

[things-are-looking-up-oh-finally]

This thread ended in the best possible way. I hope y'all stay pure