[teaboot]

completely random question but which number is the sexiest in your opinion

7

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[riannafinch]

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

[emotionalwords]

[correctopinionhaver]

[pleasemayiiplease]

[transfemmbeatrice]

[boccher]

ocean.com/fish

[elegant-paper-collection]

ocean.com/fish/careers

[tyako89]

[dogpuppy]

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[pukicho]

how you doing today boss?

I am on the cusp.

[dapprskoros]

the cusp of what?

[pukicho]

I don’t know. But it’s looming.

[utopians]

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

[valtsv]

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[katmaibearfan]

151 Walker is an Absolute Unit!!

[spectre-squared]

oh LAWD HE COMIN

[katmaibearfan]

CACKLING

[prince-atom]

BODE

[sadclowncentral]

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

[enki2]

[dragon-with-shitty-wifi]

A German friend of mine (usually a sub) was experimenting with domming me over text message while I was at a work sponsored lunch.

She asked me what I was eating and I told her "a hot dog with ketchup and Sauerkraut" and the idea of putting Sauerkraut on a hot dog so threw her for a loop that she completely dropped her persona

Apparently the German desire for control is no match for American food sacrilege

[segamascott]