Yes, I think I'm funny, thanks

If you know me irl, that's on you *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟGenerally (ACD) Holmes, Star Trek, (The Great) Ace Attorney, and whatever else I can get my hands on (MGS, Iwtv & Sonic) *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟShe/Her, He/Him | 21 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[homoquartz]

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

[gobelindoll]

im rereading project hail mary already dont judge

[bluehairedspidey]

lets get c-sections with mama

[inkandguns]

[lillytheaspie]

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[gabisart]

between the sounds, between the pictures 🐍

[rosettyller]

Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[not100bees]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[not100bees]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[dead-boysss]

???

[not100bees]

I don't know what to tell you man.

[queermystic]

That was the exact thought process

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[dogpuppy]

[sexybritishllama]

the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

[mistressvera]

Gopal Divan as Dr. Fareed Bhansali and Assad Zaman as Armand

IWTV - The Vampire Lestat 3.07 "The Failures"

[professional-rat-eater]

Fareed clearly signed up to take part in some medical malpractice but didn’t realise he had agreed to work with Jigsaw.

[highonoverthinking]

July wasn’t going so well for franz kafka

[deluzzie]

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[vigilantsycamore]

Those numbers suggest Georg is currently eating an average of over 769 thousand spiders per second