And The Universe Said “Fuck You.”

And The Universe Said. “These little gray bitches will not be allowed to sleep because I don’t like them. There will surely be no consequences for this. None.”

[asexualmew]

Just in case anyone else was curious.

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

This is kind of horrifying

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

holy shit

[leviathan-supersystem]

fucking destroyed

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

looks like we have a new king

[susanrchive-deactivated20210225]

get a load of this

[cumgremlin]

[world-heritage-mc01]

posted mar 25th, 2016. minecraft heritage post

[dankmemes12061]

Much bad luck

[minecrafing]

[world-heritage-mc]

posted jan 26th, 2019. minecraft heritage post

[orderinchaoss]

[world-heritage-mc]

posted feb 27th, 2019. minecraft heritage post

[locatebiome]

so the other day I was going through the minecraft wiki and I wanted to know how herobrine went from obscure creepypasta to gay icon and i found this

uh

[gay-slime]

[world-heritage-mc]

posted feb 7th, 2019. minecraft heritage post

[blastoisarchive]

[world-heritage-mc]

posted nov 25th, 2018. minecraft heritage post

[ubercharge]

I made it so wherever I look explodes

op of this post probably wasn’t even trying to be the funniest person on earth when they made this video

[ubercharge]

king.

[world-heritage-mc]

posted dec 17th, 2019. minecraft heritage post

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

The fresh adult dating site that makes it easy to find casual sex near you. Join free to someone new instantly, and hook up tonight

[pochowek]

[world-heritage-mc]

posted may 22, 2018. minecraft heritage post

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[world-heritage-mc]

posted mar 10, 2019. minecraft heritage post

[minecraft-vindicator]

Old mineblr was such an experience cause you could say “trans icon herobrine man tiddies” and you were set for 10k by morning but also at the same time not having a specific DNI would get you put on actual lists. And not having a DNI at all was punishable by death.

[minecraft-vindicator]

Idk why the second “not” was missed

[minecraft-vindicator]

Another piece of my history I would love to find here is the baby zombie villager farm:

a video of 100 baby zombies in an underground room that mimicked the surface that was created by painstakingly connecting a villager breeder to a zombie conversion chamber, then having the babies converted and numbering them with name tags.

This was pre village and pillage update and i know it’s out there. I enjoyed the reactions.

[minecraft-vindicator]

I’m super hyped that I found my missing vindicator shirts.

[minecraft-vindicator]

Old mineblr was such an experience cause you could say “trans icon herobrine man tiddies” and you were set for 10k by morning but also at the same time not having a specific DNI would get you put on actual lists. And not having a DNI at all was punishable by death.

[minecraft-vindicator]

Accepting i’m not the same person I was during mineblr times was very hard actually. /lies

[lunagaron]

This image just holds so much energy

[2678scp-deactivated20200417]

Lust

[lunagaron]

not that energy but ok

[subpcr]

no, they're right

[bi-evoker-81405012021]

what if endermen could hold mobs

[genderfluid-enderdragon]

mojang give us the update we deserve; endermen give hugs now

[tlirsgender]

That would be terrifying though jxndidnfkns imagine having an enderman pick you up and carry you around and you can’t do anything about it because they’d kill you

[wardenboyfriend]

You say that like it’s a bad thing

[out-of-context-minecraft]

[out-of-context-minecraft]

The fact that this is circulating again scares me

[out-of-context-minecraft]

hi everyone please stop reblogging the piss flower im begging you

[jammy-jamboree-deactivated20200]

[mumbos]

out of context hermitcraft: mumbo edition