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I have two cats | 21 | They/It

[minecraftporkchop]

something very specific about vsmp is that shelby had basically nothing in common with scott goldsmith. he was simply able to get her claws in her because how she is and what she wants. she was close with owen and pyro but they were volatile and angry, she understood the reason why they were but her want for happy calm stability is why scott was able to get his claws in her. some of her happiest times were with pyro and owen, and they could relate to eachother quite easily as outcasts. but scott is not a good man and because of this there were ripples that lead the coven to where they are. any way im trying to say #killscottgoldsmith

[minecraftporkchop]

my fav vampires smp bit is im pretty sure v!shelby is physically the oldest of the original coven. like im pretty sure the rest are closer to earlier twenties maybe mid twenties when im pretty sure shelby is mid twenties earlier late twenties. like thats like a 27~ yr old woman. i dont know if this is confirmed but i feel like i saw it somewhere.

[minecraftporkchop]

lightheartedbannerfall textposts

(some based on out of character shenanigans)

[black-quadrant]

when in doubt about whether or not to make a thing, do it for your 3 hardcore fans.

[black-quadrant]

nothing is too niche. even if it's 1 person. even if the 1 person is you. just create. make it exist.

[minecraftporkchop]

the reason ros is purple is clearly because clown is red and sneeg is blue and they mixed their genes in a tube to try to save their relationship but got divorced anyway but still hang out with their tube child

[s-i-c-k-o]

not right now kitten mommy's heavily encumbered

[cryptotheism]

Me: [closes my eyes for 20 seconds and opens them] "I just fought in the Atlantean Lemurian hyperwar for ten billion years

friend in the passenger seat: pull over right now

[minecraftporkchop]

i never could get really into solangelo because it wasnt narratively satisfying for me when it happened!!! like im sorry but it sucked!!! it was too out of the blue and was just soooo uninteresting. like if Rick wanted to put Nico with someone it should have been Leo or Jason who Nico had much more interesting realtionships with. All around no matter the choice it would have been much more narratively readable for me. To me Leo and Jason were very easy choices, both guys whose romances were put upon them by divine magicks so they would have been much more narratively satisfying!!!!

anyway i could have fucked with solangelo if the narrative build-up was better!!!

[minecraftporkchop]

setting up a CAIN text rp server for any fans intrested. it will mostly be laid back and fun! more of the day to day of the exorcists life with some fighting sins!!!

dm me if intrested to learn more!!

[lindentree]

I have. An odd collection of sorts (scar being weirdly casual with sharp objects)

(I could swear there's another image like this but I can't find it)

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[valtsv]

the author's barely disguised open wound splattered livid and filthy across everything they create

[valtsv]

the author's barely disguised fetish for open wounds

[lovely-v]

jrr tolkien does not get enough credit for his funny bitch move of inventing the word ‘gentlehobbit’

[lovely-v]

you said it not me

[chillyfeetsteak]

[krudman]

[collidedscope]

Legend also pledged half the prize money to Palestinian Relief.

[thoodleoo]

dionysus big naturals

[thoodleoo]

hey so this is simultaneously the best and worst reply you could have ever made to my post

[nyaoi-warrior]

[judgejudyofficial]

[nyancrimew]

still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime"

[degenderates]

[cannibalcaprine]

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

[tgirl-subway-the-dark-ages]

crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??

[cue-jay]