Talk Beta OT4 to me [saxaphone music]

The Rogue of Space in the Land of and Frogs

[mini-critical]

MOVED!!!

Hey if you guys where wondering where I went, I didn’t drop off the face of the earth! I moved to @red-vee

[mini-critical]

MOVED!!!

Hey if you guys where wondering where I went, I didn't drop off the face of the earth! I moved to @red-vee

[versaceslut]

[constructed]

that was so much better than i expected

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

can you draw sans dunking his oreos in milk

[pettyrevenge]

Today I decided that I wanted to go see The Martian. I got there 50 minutes early and took my time picking the perfect spot. I decided to go the bathroom before the movie so I didn’t miss anything. On my way back with a soft pretzel in hand, I see a woman with her kids and she’s moving all of my stuff to a different seat so her and her kids can take my spot. I stomach it, grab my stuff and move to a different spot. While I’m sitting there eating my pretzel, I notice her and her kids all going to the bathroom. I seized the opportunity. I run, grab all their stuff, and move it to seats right in front of the entrance so they’ll see it as soon they walk in. The woman comes in, sees her stuff, looks at me, connects the dots, sees that all the other seats have been taken up, and now has been shooting me occasional death glances from the front row.

[nesserino]

I was listening to the Homestuck version of Megalovania and looked into the comment section and

oh, how have the years passed

[saccharinesylpharchive]

AND THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN WERE LOST….

[dirt-noodles]

I can’t believe they haven’t heard of this anime yet

[gengarita-deactivated20200127]

your best friend

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

[nonomella-deactivated20171016]

here are some excerpts from my thanksgiving lesson. once class just couldn’t let the whole squanto thing go. it was not a particularly productive lesson.

[captainlordauditor]

it’s six months from thanksgiving but this post never gets old is squanto a chinese curse word or something

[bpd-cerberus-deactivated2020050]

squantooooooooooooooooo

[mini-critical]

Thanksgiving Dinner

adult: ok, let's all share what we're thankful for :)

someone: i'm thankful for family

someone else: i'm thankful to have shelter :)

Me: i'm thankful for the memories even though they weren't so great

[toocooltobehipster]

[pendwick]

does anyone else follow people who don’t even have the same interests as you, but you’ve followed them for years and you can’t imagine unfollowing them?

it’s like, no that’s jotaro the dolphin lover? he’s practically your neighbor on this website? you’ve never talked, you’re not even mutuals, but damn he loves dolphins. And every time you see him on your dash, you’re just like, oh wonderful, jotaro’s still alive, just doing his thing. he’s getting into ‘how-to’ parenting literature, good for him!

this person doesn’t even know they’ve been on your dash through the ups and downs of your life.  Their presence and cactus obsession is just something kind of familiar and almost comforting to you?

[rameldrive-deactivated20170511]

who changed this to jotaro

[only1600kids]

“miley what’s good” was in august 2015.. feel old yet?

[only1600kids]

reblog if you were born before 2015

[q852517-deactivated20171015]

The typography poster in my office is tryna test me

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters? this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness

[jesus-lizard-journal]

what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss? 

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich

[sarah-is-always-triggered]

The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.

1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.

[severalowls]

There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.

You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem… someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?

[butch-king-frankenstein]

The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day).  Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers.  If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day.  Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

that sounds doable! our goal is now clear

[cocobutterbella-deactivated2016]

ok but why tho?

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

if you can think of a better way to find Nessie I’d love to hear it

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[thelovethieves]

here have a transparent kringlefucker to spead holiday cheer all up over your blog

[bellhasabat]

god bless the kringlefucker