Stranger Things
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YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Love Begins
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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#extradirty
@theartofmadeline
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Origami Around
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Kaledo Art
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@mini-tootsie-roll
Sae: Rin is doing this thing where he narrates everything he thinks.
Rin: [speaking dramatically] Rin did not enjoy what his bitter jackass brother had to say.
Sae: Don't you dare do it again.
Rin:
Rin:
Rin: But Rin had to dare-
Otoya: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Karasu: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great!
Otoya: When you’re playing with Yukimiya, it’s not. He keeps using words like “antidisestablishmentarianism” and I put “egg”
Bachira: Look I made a spoon hat!
Rin: Well, that explains why I have to eat my soup with a fork.
Ness, Kaiser’s secretary: Hello, Kaiser. I arranged all your voicemails into three categories while you were away.
Ness: “from Yoichi,” “death threats,” and “death threats from Yoichi.”
Shido: So, when I do the chicken dance, I do it a little differently. Instead of doing claps, I like to do a peck. It’s more realistic.
Sae: It is 3 am, can you literally fuck off–
Kunigami: Yesterday I saw Bachira in the park screaming “BAD DOG” at a goose and I still can’t stop thinking about it.
Sae: When I first met Shido I had a crush on him, and I didn't know how to handle it, so I just left a piece of paper in his locker that said 'GET OUT'.
Shido: That was you?!
Anri: In elementary, someone told me not to worry because the murderer only goes after pretty girls.
[pause]
Anri: Oh, I get it. They were bullying me.
Anri: You guys are reading hamlet, right? What’s one of the recurring themes in Hamlet?
Isagi: Oh, Oooh, Ooooooh, call on me! Betrayal
Anri: Very good, very good. Ok, now who can give me a good example of betrayal?
Bachira: Oh! Um, when Hamlet sends Rosencrantz and Guildstern on a boat to die.
Anri: Exactly- Hamlet betrays his friends
Shido: Which is super fucked up because only a fucking dickhole betrays his friends
Rin: Well, maybe he wouldn’t if his friends weren’t a bunch of selfish bitches who had already betrayed his girlfriend in the first place.
Anri: That’s mostly right! Rosencrantz and Guildstern were going to betray hamlet first.
Otoya: Well maybe if Hamlet’s girlfriend had known her place instead of being a whiny little bitch, everything wouldn’t be so fucked up!
Rin: Well maybe if Rosencrantz and Guildstern didn’t tried to set up two dickholes to make love with the girl that he was in love with like two skanky little cock wranglers, they wouldn’t have got put on that fucking boat!
Otoya: That doesn’t mean that Hamlet should go attempt to blow up an entire fucking school and almost ruin fucking everything!
Chigiri: And maybe if people would have chilled the fuck out, Ophelia wouldn’t felt like she had to jump off of a goddamn bridge!
Anri: Ok, I think we moved a bit off topic, but I loved the energy, guys! love the energy.
Isagi: What page does the school bombing attempt happen on?
Bachira: Relax, Isagi-chan. Apparently today is not going to be a learning day.
Isagi: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?
Bachira: No it's highjacking
Chigiri: guys no, it's weedwhacking
Kunigami: No, it's called disappointing your mother
Ego: you wake up every day and choose violence, don't you?
Shidou: ...
Shidou: there are OPTIONS????
Ego: I told you, I'm fine. Why do you keep asking?
Anri: You had 10 cups of coffee in seven minutes.
Ego: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are you all doing at the bottom of the staircase?
Karasu: I accidentally fell down.
Rin: SHIDO PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to do HIS homework!
Bachira: Karasu bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money.
Isagi: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Bachira.
Ego: Now, does anyone have any questions?
Bachira, raising his hand: When do kidneys become adultneys?
Ego:
Ego:
Ego: [long sigh] I meant questions about what I just said, Bachira.
Ego: They ask me how i manage the Blue Lockers so easily….the secret is, I don’t. I have no control over them whatsoever. This morning Bachira called my name and when I showed up to see what was going on Chigiri shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.
Yor: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Loid: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Yor:
Yor: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Anya: I told Papa that his ears turn red when he lies to us.
Yor: Do they?
Anya: No.
Yor: Then why did you tell him that?
Anya: Because I can do this.
Anya: Hey Papa! Do you love Mama?
Loid, with hands over his ears: No.
