spring time, cherry blossoms, and you.

Are you ready for a perfect storm?

[miniature-cop]

An awful day to be an officer. 

[miniature-cop]

Four Dads and a Baby (Camping Trip Thread)

[mainfoldiron]

I’m going to have to take Taohua into the water—

"immi immi immiiiii!" [Taohua squeals and continues wiggling about until Xu Shu picks her up and searches around for her water wings]

Yes, love. We’re going to go swimming.

[theheartisacanvas]

"Let them have their fun! You can pull him out of the water by the ear once we get back—make him build and tend to the fire."

[miniature-cop]

That sounds like a good idea.

[/Yue Jin leads the way deeper into the woods with Ma Dai-- there are sticks laying about on the ground everywhere. Yue Jin wonders why there's so many sticks on the ground all splayed out-- it was as though the sticks had already been pre-cut and just left behind. Whatever the case may be, Yue Jin isn't complaining - that just meant that it was easier to find fire wood.] 

These should be enough to bring back to the camp site. What do you think, Ma Dai? 

[miniature-cop]

Four Dads and a Baby (Camping Trip Thread)

[mainfoldiron]

Maybe this is the time for you and Ma Dai to go bond a little more. My mission in life is to keep this one [he gestures to a squirming Taohua] from running toward that lake.

[theheartisacanvas]

Count me in! I’ll keep my eye out for marshmellow roasting sticks!

[jewfrocop]

[miniature-cop]

At the very least, Li Dian - please don't urinate in the lake. Come with me, Ma Dai - we'll go find some fire wood together. 

[miniature-cop]

Four Dads and a Baby (Camping Trip Thread)

Tents are all set -- I'll go look for some fire wood, in the mean time. Would anyone like to accompany me? 

[miniature-cop]

[facebook status]

[jewfrocop]

So everything’s good?

I can call you m’wife again?

[miniature-cop]

Only if you treat me out for baklava and Jamba Juice. 

[miniature-cop]

[facebook status]

[jewfrocop]

But uh—

I have to spend every day and night with you.

—alright if you say so.

…Aw, I didn’t mean that at all. I’m sorry. You sure?

[miniature-cop]

I've never been more sure in my life, Li Dian. I love you. And... I'm sorry, Li Dian. 

[miniature-cop]

[facebook status]

[jewfrocop]

You said so yourself. But eh, whatever floats your boat.

[miniature-cop]

I didn't say anything of the sort, Li Dian - I just said that as your partner, I'm here for you, for better and for worse, and I wouldn't change anything about it. 

[miniature-cop]

[facebook status]

[jewfrocop]

I’m not forcing you to be, as much as you might think otherwise.

[miniature-cop]

You think this is being forced...? 

[miniature-cop]

[facebook status]

[jewfrocop]

…You don’t have to do anything, Yue Jin.

[miniature-cop]

I'm your partner, Li Dian. For better, for worse. 

[miniature-cop]

[facebook status]

[jewfrocop]

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN

[miniature-cop]

I have to spend every day and night with you. You don't appear to understand mine.

[miniature-cop]

[facebook status]

I have to take Li Dian to Confession... 

[jewfrocop]

SHE NEEDS TO TRY IT.

[miniature-cop]

One bite. One. It has to be a little one. 

[jewfrocop]

It’s not like I’m going to feed her a fry! I’ll mush it all up in the blender like real baby food! 

[miniature-cop]

You aren't going to drop this subject until I say yes, are you? 

[jewfrocop]

WHY NOT SHE NEEDS TO EXPERIENCE IT.

[miniature-cop]

Not until she's a little bigger, Li Dian!

[jewfrocop]

Watermelon smoothies, eh? You had me at veggie pizzas.

[miniature-cop]

-- but not if you're going to feed poutine to our god child. 

[jewfrocop]

I’m just sayin’.

[miniature-cop]

How about a peace offering with veggie pizzas and watermelon smoothies? 

[jewfrocop]

Partner sounds so generic. Partner in what? Crime? Going to the gym? Wife is straight forward.

[miniature-cop]

I-- 

... I suppose I can't win this round, can I, Li Dian?